v/dSar'dgiv'imsum,as horsfeisRIO didlastsiesn.

His face has gone too.

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Afew days in the life of a chelsea fan...
He goes to­ work on Monday and gets sacked for tossing off under­ his desk in the office. He leaves work for the last­ time but misses his train home and gets caught in the­ rain without a brolly, on his arrival at his flat he­ listens to his answering machine to find out that the­ kid he thought was his is acctually his best friends­ kid and that his gilfriend/babysmum has been sleeping­ with his mate since Moriniho left the bridge. Chelsea­ fan goes down to the pub and sees mate and girlfriend­ having a drink in HIS local and he gets into a fight­ with mate, gives his mate a Chelsea smile only for his­ mate to give him a Chelsea smile back. Chelsea fan and­ ex mate get nicked and both spend the next 27 hours in­ the cells. Girlfriend bails them both out but tells­ them she can't see them anymore cos their both­ wack, that she met this Arsenal fan and once she went­ black she could never go back. Chelsea fan goes and­ gets a bite to eat at the Kebab shop, pissed as hell,­ and then home to bed where he dreams that none of the­ past few days had ever happened that his kid is his,­ that his ex is his girl again, that Moriniho never left­ that they were never managed by Avram Grant and that­ they are still spending 100 mill a season on new­ players. Also dreams that Chelsea are still the league­ Champs after going unbeaten for 50 games home and away­ and that his mate never slept with his girl. Wakes up­ to find himself back in his lame old life with a GIANT­ wet patch in his pants and in his mattress.

hahaha that last part about the xfactor idiots was­ amazing, love the randomness!!!and of course the­ blinding truth!!!

rios leg are gone fergussons brains gone man utd­ titles gone ronaldo gone tevez has gone

rios leg are gone fergussons brains gone man utd­ titles gone ronaldo gone tevez has gone

rios leg are gone fergussons brains gone man utd­ titles gone ronaldo gone tevez has gone

rios leg are gone fergussons brains gone man utd­ titles gone ronaldo gone tevez has gone

jagielka for england

Sorry but Rio`s lost it, United have other opitions­ like promosing stars for example Evans in the­ backline.
But Carrager istotally shocking i will never­ like him even though he supports everton sorry but i­ rather prefer gerrard than him.

peckhams finest son rio faginhand what a @#$% maybe the­ rumours of eight weeks out are just a ploy that he does­ not need a drugs test look at the strength at the­ bridge in the center of defence...king john­ ,carvalho,alex,ivanovic,bouma, awesome

How different life is in London compared to Liverpool,­ eh Shittles?

The average week of a United fan
Wakes up in the­ morning, puts on his designer jacket, shirt and­ trousers and then jumps into his car to drive to work,­ on the way home he may stop of at the local Chinese for­ some food or even phone his gf or wife to meet up for a­ meal at a nice restaurant.
When he gets home, using­ his contract mobile phone, he calls his mates and­ family just to say hello and to have a quick chat,­ Anyway later after watching a film or intelligent­ documentary on TV the united fan goes to bed. After­ dreaming that Man united finished 2nd in the league the­ united fan wakes up to shrug of the relief of having a­ nightmare and goes to work again
Later during the week,­ his wages are in his bank so he gets dressed in his­ 'designer going out gear' and then phones a­ taxi to take him to town, has a couple of pints, a­ bite to eat, and perhaps has a flutter at the local­ casino on the way home. . The next day its Saturday, he­ wakes up next to a lovely 'lady like' blonde­ which he pulled at the casino the night before, drives­ her home, and off he goes to watch united at Old­ Trafford

The average week for a scouser
Wakes up in the morning,­ puts on his baseball cap or hoodie, and then takes a­ bus ride or strut down to the local dole office to sign­ on, on the way home he may rob a car stereo, or perhaps­ even beat up an old granny for her purse.
He gets home­ and invites his mates to come over using his 'pay­ as you go' mobile phone which he either found or­ robbed of some poor little kid who was given it by his­ mum or dad for a Christmas present.
Anyway, later the­ scousers mates all come round, they all gather in the­ bedroom with a bong to inhale their cannabis. At night­ when the scouser is stoned out of his skull he goes to­ bed and dreams about Liverpool winning the league­ title, only to wake up in the morning to realise it was­ just a nice dream. By now his giro has arrived so he­ cashes it and goes straight down to the local bookies­ to place a wager on Man United to win the league title.­ On the way home he stops of at the local boozer, has­ about 8 pints of the cheapest beer he can afford and­ meets a dirty stinking slag. Its sat morning, he wakes­ up next to this dirty piece, sends her home and then­ sits down in front of the telly to watch football on­ TV
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The average week of a united fan to follow

I only wish that Jagielka was fit for we need his skill­ and control in the middle of defence. However,­ Everton's main problem lies in midfield where we­ need a strong general who can dictate play. We do have­ some excellent players there but it is the hub of­ midfield that requires someone special to make us­ click. We need a player who can control play and can­ spread the ball around skilfully. I know that we are­ short of funds but Everton need to sort this essential­ part of the game if we are to compete at the top of the­ Premiership.