CONVERSATION OVERHEARD IN HMP ATAVAR a short play by­ Stevie O Jay.
Subplot

( Thanks to mattneems­ )

Fernando Torres
Robbie Keane
Ryan Babel
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Dirk Kuyt
Albert Riera
Andrea Dossena
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Lucas Leiva
Jermaine Pennant
Martin Skrtel­
Craig­ Bellamy
Luis Garcia
Jose Reina
Dan Agger­
Mohammed­ Sissoko
Fernando Morientes
Yossi Benayoun­
Diego­ Cavalieri
Alvaro Arbeloa
Sebastian Leto
Jose­ Miguel­ Gonzalez
Gabriel Paletta
Mark Gonzalez
David­ Ngog­
Scott Carson
Mikel San Jose
David Martin­
Antonio­ Barragan
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Alex­ Cooper­
Alexander Kacaniklic
Krisztian Nemeth
Andras­ Simon­
Victor Palsson
Gary Mackay Steven
Vitor­ Flora­
Andriy Voronin
Nikolay Mihaylov
Emmanuel­ Mendy­
Marvin Pourie
Dani Pacheco
Nikola Saric­
Lauri Dalla­ Valle
Gerardo Bruna
Hakan Duyan
Damien­ Plessis­
Peter Gulacsi
Charles Itandje
Philipp Degen­
Vincent­ Lucas
Ryan Crowther
Mihail Alexandrov­
Robbie Fowler­
Ryan Wilkie
Javier Mascherano
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Nabir El­ Zhar
Mark Smyth
Jay Smith
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Adam Hammill
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Paul Willis
Danny­ O'Donnell
Ramon­ Calliste
Steve Irwin
Martin­ Kelly
Ronald Huth­
Jordy Brouwer
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Ray Putterill
Martin Hansen­
Jay Spearing
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CONVERSATION OVERHEARD IN HMP ATAVAR

Stevie O Jay and­ Marlon King are settling into their new home. There’s a­ bit of friction.

Stevie O Jay : Pheuuuufff
Marlon King­ : Whaattt?
Stevie O Jay : Ah nothin’
Marlon King :­ What? You’re the one going Pheuuuufff.
Stevie O Jay :­ Your feet Marlon, your feet, your f*cking feet?
Marlon­ King : What’s wrong with my feet?
Stevie O Jay : Can’t­ you smell or something?
Marlon King : Huh?
Stevie O Jay­ : Ere lad, your feet stink the place out. Even the­ f*cking screws don’t come in here anymore. I don’t know­ how many times I’ve told you, wash your f*cking­ feet!!
Marlon King : Oh. Alright then.
Stevie O Jay :­ Huh, thanks a lot.

Marlon starts to sort through his­ washbag, gets his favourite soap out, his nice new­ facecloth and begins to give his feet a wipe.

Marlon­ King : Have you heard the news?
Stevie O Jay : What­ news?
Marlon King : About Benny?
Stevie O Jay : Benny?­ Benny who?
Marlon King : Benny The Ball Benitez.
Stevie­ O Jay : What about him?
Marlon King : They say he’s not­ a real manager.
Stevie O Jay : Not a real manager ..­ whatdya mean?
Marlon King : He’s not Benitez.
Stevie O­ Jay : ( Perplexed ) What!?
Marlon King : His real­ name’s Benitio. He’s mob.
Stevie O Jay : Eh?
Marlon­ King : He’s not Spanish .. he’s Italian.
Stevie O Jay :­ Whatdya mean he’s not Spanish?
Marlon King : He’s­ mafioso.

Marlon cleaning between his toes flicks a­ ball at Stevie.

Stevie O Jay : F*ck off.
Marlon King :­ ( He flicks another ball of cheese ) Something to do­ with Capello’s mob. Apparently the football club is a­ front for people trafficing.
Stevie O Jay : Eh?
Marlon­ King : Yes, you heard me right, I said people­ trafficing.
Stevie O Jay : ( Totally confused )­ What?
Marlon King : The Italian mob were trying to find­ a front for their operation. They tried Loserpool. Do­ you remember when you won the Champions League?
Stevie­ O Jay : Yeah, great night.
Marlon King : Well it was­ alright til half time.

Marlon King : Benitio couldn’t believe his luck when­ you won the Champions League, made him look like he was­ a football manager. It was all luck. He’s knows nothing­ about football. He’s been winging it since then.
Stevie­ O Jay : ( Taken aback. ) Knows nothing?
Marlon King :­ Nope. The Italians weren’t too happy though. You­ weren’t supposed to win. Benitio was supposed to throw­ the game.
Stevie O Jay : No-one told me.
Marlon King :­ Benitio was supposed to tell you.
Stevie O Jay : Well­ he didn’t. F*ck!!
Stevie O Jay : F*ck!!
Marlon King :­ The Italians weren’t happy bunnies. Anyway, Benitio was­ making so much money trafficing people in and out as­ football players, taking a cut of the fees that it­ saved his life. He paid back the mob and made Capello­ rich. Everybody was happy. But that’s when the American­ mobs wanted a piece of the action.
Stevie O Jay : How­ do you know all this?
Marlon King : Ah, ah …... Benitio­ thought he was doing a great job but he hadn’t a clue­ what was really going on. Do you know some people say­ that he thought he was a real football manager? Like­ Alex Ferguson or something?
Stevie O Jay : I thought­ he was a real manager.
Marlon King : So does Benitio,­ that’s why it was so sweet.
Stevie O Jay : So that’s­ why the Americans mob bought the club. It didn’t make­ sense. They didn’t seem to get on ….
Marlon King :­ ….let’s call it a family disagreement.
Stevie O Jay :­ They weren’t putting money in, … they were taking money­ out.
Marlon King : That’s it, who’s a clever boy? Well­ things have gone t*ts up and the Americans want to­ bring in their own man in and I’m afraid that it’s­ ‘Goodbye Mr Benitio’.
Stevie O Jay : And I thought it­ was the b*autiful game.
Marlon King : That’s right. (­ Marlon flicking another ball of toe cheese at Stevie ) ­ On yer head.
Stevie O Jay : Listen, do that one more­ time and I’ll set my ‘patsy ‘ mates on you.
Marlon King­ : Ha, ha, ha, ha, not in here you won’t. .. ha, ha, ha­ , ha.
Stevie O Jay : Ha, ha, ha,

why is it all rafa's fault? u have to blame the­ players at some point, They are all internationals they­ should motovate themselves! We must have 5-6 players­ that have been a captin at some point, carra,­ Mascherano, torres ,Benayoun , kuyt !!!

Im also at a loss CHILL. I want to get behind the­ manager and give support but also dont understand how­ sometimes they can perform so brilliantly closing­ everything down and attacking and othertimes apear so­ lacklustre.

GOOD CASE AGAINST RAFA

All jokes aside, the problem­ at­ anfield is definitely the manager, when you­ consider­ Liverpool can raise their game occasionally­ like they­ did against Man United, so the question the­ owners of­ Liverpool should be asking rafa is ' why­ cant you­ motivate your team to do it every week? '­ obviously­ the talent and quality is there, but only­ seems to come­ out occasionally and that is down to the­ manager for­ failing to motivate his players every week