Comment 172 - "they constantly­ claim all sorts of­ shyte which the rest of the country­ are pist off at­ they are very average and getting worse­ not better !­ does that answer your question marc­ ?"

That's enough about your failings but­ what about Liverpool?

Also, is that fat, jug-eared,­ "once a blue always a blue", sweaty meff of a­ striker you lot have ever going to realise how stupid­ he looks, as he gazes at a fixed point in space­ apparently oblivious to the onrushing defender (an odd­ lack of awareness for an international striker) before­ slumping to the turf in a blatant dive?

That interview­ he gave the other week about players diving was one of­ the most cringe-inducing things I've ever heard,­ especially coming from a man who's side regularly­ benefited from the weekly antics of Christina Ronaldo,­ still the only woman ever to play in the Premier­ League.

If it wasn't for the fact that Berbatov is­ a £30m waste of space, I'm not sure that fat lad­ would have got a game for United last season. What­ does he do these days exactly, other than fall over and­ shout at people?

Comment 152: No, it isn't Manchester. Really. ­ Are you by any chance a Cockney Red? Anyway,­ here's a quick geography lesson for you - I­ don't pretend I can compensate for your failure to­ avail yourself of eleven years of state-provided­ education, but at least I can give you a few­ pointers.

Greater Manchester is a county which­ includes two cities (Manchester and Salford) and ten­ boroughs stretching from Stockport to Oldham, each of­ which is a major metropolitan area in their own­ right.

One of those Boroughs is Trafford, which is an­ entirely separate entity to Manchester - it shares a­ broder with Manchester and also Salford but is not a­ part of either city. Trafford itself contains several­ towns, one of which is Stretford. Old Trafford is in­ Stretford. Not Manchester.

Suggesting that Old­ Trafford is in Manchester because it's in Greater­ Manchester is no different from suggesting the JJB­ Stadium is in Manchester, since Wigan is also in­ Greater Manchester.

Interestingly, Manchester United­ originated in Newton Heath which *is* in Manchester,­ then moved to Clayton which is also in Manchester,­ before finally getting the message and leaving the­ city.

More fun Manchester United facts, all of which­ are true:

Manchester United won their first league­ title after buying star players from Manchester City.­ The players were banned for life from playing for City­ after receiving wages from the club; even then­ Manchester United were keen on poaching other­ team's players and snapped up half a team's­ worth, winning the title the following­ season.

Manchester United's first game at Old­ Trafford was against Liverpool, who won 4-3. Four­ goals conceded at home against Liverpool! That would­ never happen under Ferguson, eh..?

The river Mersey­ runs through Trafford.

159 because it is in reply to thick scousers who claim­ they'll win this win that ,they're the best in­ the world at this and that !!!!!!!! they constantly­ claim all sorts of shyte which the rest of the country­ are pist off at they are very average and getting worse­ not better ! does that answer your question marc ?

Yes, in my opinion Rafa Benitez's job should be­ under serious threat. The right man for the job is­ Luciano Spalletti and i honestly think that with him,­ liverpool fans such as me can not only start dreaming­ about the days when we once again start lifting the epl­ trophy but realistically actually living them with the­ managerial expertise and qualities Spalletti­ possesses.

Over the past 5 to 8 years i have started­ to follow the Seria A matches more often especially­ when Udinese and Roma were concerned while under the­ guidance of the master himself Signor Spalletti. What i­ can say is that i fell in love with his style of play­ and his philosophy of football and his game approach.­ Furthermore Spalletti is one of the greatest tactical­ minds the world of football has seen in the past­ decade, and like Benitez also uses the 4-2-3-1­ formation however unlike Benitez, Spalletti uses it to­ good effect. Also his managerial skills were also­ extremely evident whilst at Udinese, a generally­ unexceptional side in Italy with limited resources,­ however even in such a difficult situation as the one­ he was faced with, Spalletti in his own special way­ managed to lead Udinese to unbelievable success. In­ fact it was for this reason that he was then appointed­ as Roma's manager where he also was­ successful.

Luciano Spalletti is Italian and 50 years­ of age however has the attitude of 30 year old, whose­ sides have always played very free flowing football and­ appealing to the general public especially all those­ passionate Roma fans who always stood by him and adored­ him and wished him to stay for many more years to come­ but unfortunately for them it wasn't to be. Also­ due to his departure he is currently without a­ club.

For this reason i believe the solution to­ Liverpool's worrying problems is obvious:
Time to­ make way with Benitez and bring back the good old glory­ days with the introduction of Mr.Spalletti. I am not­ his only admirer by the way. MANY adore him. Spallett

johnsack27: POST 147

You live in hope that somehow­­ the nightmare will end, but it keeps going on and on.­­ Man United win the league year after year, season­ after­ season and Liverpool’s fans and players just­ look on in­ envy. Gerrard dreams of his premier league­ medal then­ hangs his head in disappointment realising­ he's­ never won one and probably never will.­ 'This is our­ year' we hear the fans cry out,­ but as always your­ hope turns to frustration and then­ to the realisation­ that perhaps everyone is right, and­ Liverpool are­ simply not good enough anymore. Benitez­ bleats that­ it’s the players fault, and maybe he’s­ right, but after­ spending £116m on a squad that looks­ wafer thin on­ talent you know the nightmare is getting­ worse. A once­ proud club built around legends like­ Shankley is now­ the laughing stock of England and­ those glory days are­ long gone never to return. But on­ the bright side - I’m­ really happy about that! Carry­ on laughing! Yak! Yak!­ Yak!

MARC you could try being funny! Yak! yak! yak!

Thought you would apreciate humour Sid. Truth obviously­ hurts. As for the drivel you constantly spout, hardly­ intelligent is it yak fooking yak.

Like I said MARC, I­ suggest you refrain from posting­ comments until you­ have something intelligent to­ write. So we won't be reading anything from you­ then! In the mean while you can carry on bin dipping!­ Yak! yak! yak!

Q) What's the difference between a Hedgehog and Old­ Trafford?

A) A Hedgehog has the pr!cks on the­ outside!

Alex Ferguson decides to treat his team to a­ meal at a restauarnt. They sit down at the table and­ the waitress approaches Alex and asks what he would­ like. He answers 'A nice bit of steak please'.­ 'What about the vegetables?' asks the waitress,­ 'they'll have the same' says Alex.

Basically Sid i've decided to stoop to your level­ of arrogance. Here is another for you F*ck off to your­ manure pages.

MARC: POST 161

Manchester United has supporters from­ all over the world, how do expect them all to go to the­ home games and how can they all come from Manchester.­ Although Old Trafford has a 77000 capacity even a thick­ Scouse Muppet like you can see that millions and­ millions of supporters will be unable to go the home­ games even if they wanted too. You are making a right­ prat of yourself and acting like a complete @#$%. I­ suggest you refrain from posting comments until you­ have something intelligent to write. NEWS FLASH – Not­ all Liverpool supporters come from the city of­ Liverpool! But most of them do come from the sewer!­ Carry on bin dipping! Yak! Yak! Yak!

Can understand why he wants go, No problems..........­

What world you living in Sid? A yahoo fantasy Island?­ Carry on dreaming!

LIVERPOOL..... LIVERPOOL­ ...........LIVERPOOL
LFC for life win or lose !

Liverpool will have a big problem when they sold a­ Babel... he is very important as super sub.

A Competition!!

DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER ?
DO YOU­ HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER ?

DO YOU LIVE NEAR­ MANCHESTER ?

If you say NO to these three questions,­ you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANCHESTER­ UNITED

Yes, this is your big chance to join the­ ever-growing army of glory hunters who can be seen­ around the country in the colours of The Sc*m. To join­ the newly-formed club, simply send in a map with a­ cross marking where you think the city of Manchester­ is. In the unlikely event of there being two correct­ entries and thus a tie, fill in the tie-break question­ at the bottom of the page.

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SECOND PRIZE: One years supply of new design­ Manchester United shirts. These will be despatched to­ you weekly.

THIRD PRIZE: A complete supply of­ Manchester United programmes from the games that you­ have attended. Both will be sent in the same envelope.­

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Sid the flid with his usual s**t....

Sid, Lemontree both absolutely fascinated with­ Liverpool, Please explain why you feel the need to­ repeat yourselves over and over again?

johnsack27: POST 147

You live in hope that somehow­ the nightmare will end, but it keeps going on and on.­ Man United win the league year after year, season after­ season and Liverpool’s fans and players just look on in­ envy. Gerrard dreams of his premier league medal then­ hangs his head in disappointment realising he's­ never won one and probably never will. 'This is our­ year' we hear the fans cry out, but as always your­ hope turns to frustration and then to the realisation­ that perhaps everyone is right, and Liverpool are­ simply not good enough anymore. Benitez bleats that­ it’s the players fault, and maybe he’s right, but after­ spending £116m on a squad that looks wafer thin on­ talent you know the nightmare is getting worse. A once­ proud club built around legends like Shankley is now­ the laughing stock of England and those glory days are­ long gone never to return. But on the bright side - I’m­ really happy about that! Carry on laughing! Yak! Yak!­ Yak!

139 I THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE ON REALITY­ ! BENITES HAS USED AND ABUSED MORE PLAYERS THAN ANY­ OTHER MANAGER IN THE LEAGUE 75ISH NOW I BELIEVE! HE IS­ A CHANCER ,AND IF HE SPENT CORRECTLY IN THE FIRST PLACE­
,THEN LEARNED TO KEEP THE DRESSING ROOM! LIVERPOOL­ WOULD BE BETTER OFF IN MANY WAYS! LONG LIVE BENITES

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT BENITES DOESN'T LIKE DARK SKIN­ PLAYERS ! HE IS SPAINISH AFTER ALL! AND HE CERTAINLY­ KNOWS HOW TO UPSET A PLAYER !

What was it Rooney said, OH yea i quote,
"I am an­­ honest player."
well well well, not only a cheat­­ but a liar to boot,
a typical man ure player, coached­­ by the king of liars old pizza face !!!