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I love football comedy. I’ve found this funny new­­ website. It’s all about a hapless football team and­­ their idiot manager Benny The Ball. Try it for­ yourself­ . loserpoolfc – t v – match - season
where­ you can­ follow
all their hilarious antics as they­
attempt to­ win the Champions League
without winning­ a game.
Try­ it for yourself
and tell your friends.­
Ha,ha, ha, ha,­ ha. (c: (c:

CONVERSATION OVERHEARD IN HMP ATAVAR a short play by­ Stevie O Jay.
Subplot

( Thanks to mattneems­ )

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CONVERSATION OVERHEARD IN HMP ATAVAR

Stevie O Jay and­ Marlon King are settling into their new home. There’s a­ bit of friction.

Stevie O Jay : Pheuuuufff
Marlon King­ : Whaattt?
Stevie O Jay : Ah nothin’
Marlon King :­ What? You’re the one going Pheuuuufff.
Stevie O Jay :­ Your feet Marlon, your feet, your f*cking feet?
Marlon­ King : What’s wrong with my feet?
Stevie O Jay : Can’t­ you smell or something?
Marlon King : Huh?
Stevie O Jay­ : Ere lad, your feet stink the place out. Even the­ f*cking screws don’t come in here anymore. I don’t know­ how many times I’ve told you, wash your f*cking­ feet!!
Marlon King : Oh. Alright then.
Stevie O Jay :­ Huh, thanks a lot.

Marlon starts to sort through his­ washbag, gets his favourite soap out, his nice new­ facecloth and begins to give his feet a wipe.

Marlon­ King : Have you heard the news?
Stevie O Jay : What­ news?
Marlon King : About Benny?
Stevie O Jay : Benny?­ Benny who?
Marlon King : Benny The Ball Benitez.
Stevie­ O Jay : What about him?
Marlon King : They say he’s not­ a real manager.
Stevie O Jay : Not a real manager ..­ whatdya mean?
Marlon King : He’s not Benitez.
Stevie O­ Jay : ( Perplexed ) What!?
Marlon King : His real­ name’s Benitio. He’s mob.
Stevie O Jay : Eh?
Marlon­ King : He’s not Spanish .. he’s Italian.
Stevie O Jay :­ Whatdya mean he’s not Spanish?
Marlon King : He’s­ mafioso.

Marlon cleaning between his toes flicks a­ ball at Stevie.

Stevie O Jay : F*ck off.
Marlon King :­ ( He flicks another ball of cheese ) Something to do­ with Capello’s mob. Apparently the football club is a­ front for people trafficing.
Stevie O Jay : Eh?
Marlon­ King : Yes, you heard me right, I said people­ trafficing.
Stevie O Jay : ( Totally confused )­ What?
Marlon King : The Italian mob were trying to find­ a front for their operation. They tried Loserpool. Do­ you remember when you won the Champions League?
Stevie­ O Jay : Yeah, great night.
Marlon King : Well it was­ alright til half time.

Marlon King : Benitio couldn’t believe his luck when­ you won the Champions League, made him look like he was­ a football manager. It was all luck. He’s knows nothing­ about football. He’s been winging it since then.
Stevie­ O Jay : ( Taken aback. ) Knows nothing?
Marlon King :­ Nope. The Italians weren’t too happy though. You­ weren’t supposed to win. Benitio was supposed to throw­ the game.
Stevie O Jay : No-one told me.
Marlon King :­ Benitio was supposed to tell you.
Stevie O Jay : Well­ he didn’t. F*ck!!
Stevie O Jay : F*ck!!
Marlon King :­ The Italians weren’t happy bunnies. Anyway, Benitio was­ making so much money trafficing people in and out as­ football players, taking a cut of the fees that it­ saved his life. He paid back the mob and made Capello­ rich. Everybody was happy. But that’s when the American­ mobs wanted a piece of the action.
Stevie O Jay : How­ do you know all this?
Marlon King : Ah, ah …... Benitio­ thought he was doing a great job but he hadn’t a clue­ what was really going on. Do you know some people say­ that he thought he was a real football manager? Like­ Alex Ferguson or something?
Stevie O Jay : I thought­ he was a real manager.
Marlon King : So does Benitio,­ that’s why it was so sweet.
Stevie O Jay : So that’s­ why the Americans mob bought the club. It didn’t make­ sense. They didn’t seem to get on ….
Marlon King :­ ….let’s call it a family disagreement.
Stevie O Jay :­ They weren’t putting money in, … they were taking money­ out.
Marlon King : That’s it, who’s a clever boy? Well­ things have gone t*ts up and the Americans want to­ bring in their own man in and I’m afraid that it’s­ ‘Goodbye Mr Benitio’.
Stevie O Jay : And I thought it­ was the b*autiful game.
Marlon King : That’s right. (­ Marlon flicking another ball of toe cheese at Stevie ) ­ On yer head.
Stevie O Jay : Listen, do that one more­ time and I’ll set my ‘patsy ‘ mates on you.
Marlon King­ : Ha, ha, ha, ha, not in here you won’t. .. ha, ha, ha­ , ha.
Stevie O Jay : Ha, ha, ha,

I love football comedy. I’ve found this funny new­ website. It’s all about a hapless football team and­ their idiot manager Benny The Ball. Try it for yourself­ . loserpoolfc – t v – match - season
where you can­ follow
all their hilarious antics as they
attempt to­ win the Champions League
without winning a game.
Try­ it for yourself
and tell your friends.
Ha,ha, ha, ha,­ ha. (c: (c:

am a 40 yr fan of man u. stil am nervous n worried evry­ time they play.this yr is worse n top of that lost­ again 2 Livpl.if a club like man u want 2 rule in uk n­ europe we need classy players, skilfui like brazilians,­ strong n powerful.this yr man u is struggling n goals­ have been many times scored by luck.Fergie needs 2­ bring in new players,nt like Obertan or Valencia.alo­ some like neville ferdinand have made their time.

If Rooney is given a free roving role that Ronaldo had­ in the last 2 seasons and Berba is paired with Owen up­ front it would be difficult for any defense not to­ cocede goals. Fergie should give that a thought.

Berba is getting better with every game and finally we­ can see he is starting to believe himself. MU starting­ 11 shoud be : VDS, Rafael, Evra, Vidich, Evans,­ Valencia, Giggs, Fletcher, Anderson, Berba, Rooney. I­ believe we only need a classy left winger together with­ a few hot prospects in the winter transfer period. Nani­ should be sold. Valencia and Obertan will play on the­ right side. The classy left winger will be covered by­ Park. Scholes, Carrick, Hargreaves and Gibson can­ always cover for the midfield and when Giggsy and­ Scholes retire we will need a new classy CM so we­ better start looking now. Also we have to sign Akinfeev­ from CSKA Moscow. He is young and talented.

comment 1. I totally agree . m.u.f.c for ever­ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

United fans knew it would be more difficult without­ Ronaldo and Tevez, and it takes time to settle in a new­ formation and new tactics. We're on chelsea's­ heels,City haven't set the world on fire and­ Liverpool have disintegrated. Only Arsenal look­ particularly good,but time will tell in the winter­ months.
We have excellent cover for Rio and keep an eye­ on the reserves with Tosjic, Oberton &Co all ready­ to step up to join a rejuvenated and fit Owen. It's­ looking good folks!