whos cliff who the eddy

whos cliff who the eddy

whos cliff who the eddy

Chris T: Playing fast and loose with the term­ "humanity" aren't you?

Chris T, are you taking your tablets, the little pink­ ones and the white ones.

Still goin on about Brazil what a bunch of saddos

Scottish C: Snap!

Please listen to my mama, my papa marnio is a very sad­ case, he got no friends and he smell like a llama. He­ know nothin about the F1 he reads the cuzco daily­ herald for the alpacha racing but he never ever seen a­ car that alone a racing car like the williams-ferrari­ or the silver arrows. please go easy on the old man he­ very demented.
(mark bolum)

Chris T ferrari haved had their @#$% kicked from a­ better car, team and driver LOVE IT

Notice in Toury's last post perfect English up to­ (but not including) the last line.

Oh Touron, you were doing so well with your copying and­ pasting, right until you added your own spelling­ mistakes and bad grammar at the end. What a halfwit­ you are.

When is the date for the investigation into­ the Glock corruption?

Just answer that please.

Frrari new christmas song cant stop crying will try and­ cheat some more cant stop crying

marnio where is your photograph you are one ugly dude

Thankfully the FIA have decided to act quickly on the­ exploitation of a loophole in the rules of Formula 1 in­ the form of the controversial "flexi floor"­ that was alleged as being used by both Ferrari and­ BMW-Sauber teams. Instead of waiting out the season and­ banning them for the following year, allowing the teams­ to race with a competitive advantage, the FIA have­ decided to block them for the very next race.

McLaren­ raised the issue to the FIA very cleverly with a letter­ from Paddy Lowe, the Chief Engineer. Ron denis said it­ wasn't sour grapes, we thought it was not fair that­ ferrari had a floor that nobody else could use. ­ yes MGA just shows you how cheat mclaren get buy cause­ they are miles behind

It was at Melbourne, the Australian race, the opening­ of the season, where the issue was first raised. Ron­ Dennis, the McLaren boss, pointed out that there was­ something not right and he commented that the first­ race of the season always starts some discussion over­ the interpretation of the rules. At the time though he­ didn't mention what teams were involved and left­ the comments very open.

It seems that the letter had­ the desired affect, and rather than the FIA letting­ McLaren adopt the same alterations to their car,­ they've decided not to let anyone make them, and­ now Ferrari and BMW-Sauber might have to rework the­ cars and remove the bodywork.

According to ITV F1 the­ technical regulations state that any part of the­ bodywork must not deflect more than 5mm vertically when­ a 500 Newton load is applied upwards, this includes the­ floor.

In the Ferrari a spring device has been fitted­ to their floor since the end of last season, and this­ causes the floor to move. When the car is going faster­ the greater load causes the spring device to raise the­ floor and causes the diffuser to stall. If this is the­ case then this leads to aerodynamic benefits, reducing­ the drag and increasing downforce at high speeds.

So­ far the device has passed the scrutineering tests­ because the movement has not been more than 5mm, but­ there is a deliberate movement at high speed.

To all Mclaren friends:

I have recently made friends­ with two guys who work for Ferrari in Maranello - Mario­ and Tracy - and they reliably inform me that­ mouronroute is indeed correct, Mclaren (with their huge­ technical abilities proven with two Ferrari beating­ roadcars) did indeed steal Ferrari secrets. On top of­ the illegal floor plan that Ferrari used (and Mclaren­ couldn't get to work), Carmella and Antonio have­ told me that the boys from Woking also stole the­ following information:

1) The design for the­ Cappuchino machine in the canteen (apparently Ferrari­ coffee arrives 100th of a second faster due to a new­ lighting system, although occassionally it has been­ known for the how filter assembly to get stuck to the­ cup).
2) A poster of Michael Schumacher with a­ micro-dot in his left eye detailing every Ferrari­ design to be used in the next 20 years so all Mclarens­ will be regurgitated Ferrari's till 2025 at­ least.
3) Mouronroute's home address for­ unprecedented access to the greatest source of F1 fact­ in the world.
4) Ferrari's automated door system at­ their factory (while opening and closing sightly­ quicker than any other door in the world, it is prone­ to going the wrong way when its wet).

These are hard­ and fast facts 100% guaranteed to be true and accurate­ by my new friends from Ferrari, Steve and Peter. ­ Without their help I'd be none the wiser to the­ thieves from Mclaren so we should all thank Mary and­ Pedro for this inavulable information.

I finally called an expert source on this­ Tourenrotorooter thing. Come to find out Ferarri was­ using an illegal flux capacitor that altered the space­ time continuoum and they needed a carbon fiber spring­ to eject it just before the end of the race when no one­ was looking. Carbon fiber doesn't freeze during­ the absolute 0 environment when time traveling. Also­ the inverse coeficient of friction coupled with­ harmonic vibrating string theory type thermal dynamics­ dictates carbon fiber be used to optimize the­ occillations of Kimi's and Felipe's brain waves­ with the control theory dynamics that comes from­ vibrating strings of energy....which, by the way is the­ source of all matter and energy. There. It is solved.­ I talked to god.

Hi-de-hi! taff Clarence here.
Now reading your luvly­ posting pet I can see your onto something deep and­ profound but I cant quite get my mind around it, look­ you. Could you explain please pet.
I bet you look like­ a young Tom Jones.
Hi-de-hi! Clarence going.

Hi-de-hi! Shaun C, Clarence here again pet.
You are­ such a brute, would you trest me rough?
Hi-de-hi!­ Clarence going.

I know you people are fanatics about this business, not­ sport, but could you leave it now please until it­ starts up again. Who cares about what is in the engine­ etc. This is all political for wealthy men.