If the England football team are funny then the­ Scottish football team & any other team you have­ are just hilarious!
Most of the British athletes are­ English & so are Button & Hamilton, & as­ for being better off without us you must be kidding­ seeing as all you Scottish like to do is slag everyone­ off, most of you would struggle to tie your shoe laces­ on your own :)
You sound like you've fried a few to­ many brain cells sitting down the pub watching England­ play football lol!!
I suppose the fact Scotland hardly­ qualify for anything doesn't bother you as you can­ always watch your curling champions rotflmao!!!!!

ok im sorry i made your tummy hurt laughing but the­ england football team have been doing that to me for­ years. firstly i will remind u that england don't­ compete at the Olympics Britain do and many of the­ medals won were won by Scottish athletes , Chris hoy­ for example. Button and Hamilton represent Britain as­ did one of the greatest champions in history Jacky­ Stewart he was Scottish but in motor racing and the­ Olympics they represent Britain and as for bleeding­ england dry u have been living off our oil for decades­ Scotland would be a far richer country with out england­ that is the main reason our English politicians want to­ keep the union.

Curling champs lol stop it please my tummy hurts from­ so much laughter!!
Being called arrogant by someone­ Scottish really is funny, we won our fair share of­ Olympic medals & Rugby world champions not all that­ long ago, we've got some good boxers & good­ athletes ready for next Olympics a football team­ that's looking on the up :)
A good couple of­ formula one drivers in Button & Hamilton &­ that's just off the top of my head & the best­ you could come up with was curling champions LOL!
You­ are a country of five million to many & do nothing­ but spend your time slagging us off & bleeding us­ dry, your a country that have achieved nothing &­ probably wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for­ us :)
Your highlight of most championships is hoping we­ get knocked out so you can have a dig when most times­ you didn't even qualify!!
I bet you five million­ pork pies & a wee dram of whisky that we qualify­ & you don't & our rugby team gives yours a­ spanking next time they play :)

Scotland population 5 million ,england almost 60­ million u have 10 times the population to chose from­ and yet your record in major sporting events its­ shocking you are the most over rated arrogant nation in­ the world name me one thing england are currently world­ champs at Scotland are world curling champs 1-0 to us i­ think

England are 6th just behind Brazil, Scotland are 22nd­ just behind Cameroon lol!
Enough said lol!!!!
Please­ name one thing Scotland are better than England at­ & I may consider taking you seriously?

What's cricket lol!!
Didn't England beat­ Scotland the other day lol, you Scottish really are­ quite­ slow.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ ahahah­ ahahahahahaha
Scotland cant even morris dance­ lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets talk about cricket now humped by Holland is there­ anything england are good at oh yes your bloody good­ morris dancers ­ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ ahahahahahaha

LOL at the Scottish, you lost to Macedonia what are you­ chatting about??
There's been plenty of times when­ England have come close to winning more trophies, when­ have Scotland challenged for anything let alone win­ anything?
There may be the odd Vicky Pollard lookalike­ in England but they are few & far between all the­ intelligent good looking girls.
Everyone in Scotland is­ either overweight or has the IQ of my goldfish!­
tommyfcb2006 & allan m your the only bitter ones­ as you know your from a country that cant win at­ anything let alone at football, even your rugby team is­ terrible.
Yes the Germans have a very successful­ football team good for them, unfortunately for you your­ not German :)

Also, European girls are much better looking. If you­ were to throw a stone into an english town centre it­ would probably hit a girl looking like Vicky­ pollard!!

1966! Wow thats a LONG time ago!!!!

Yes we are very jealous. Lets compare england with­ Germany.

Germany have won 3 world cups and three­ European championships and have been in 13 major­ tournament finals.

England have only ever been in 1­ final way back in 66.

Is this why the english are so­ bitter!!!!!

does the m in allan m stand for mong

oh yes i seem to remember Macedonia what was the score­ 2-2 at wembly

888 that was hilarious thanks you have cheered me right­ up as i was getting so depressed because big brother­ starts in 20 mins keep on dreaming my friend

allan m you Scottish make me lol, Cant even beat teams­ like Macedonia but still got the cheek to have a dig at­ us lol.
England where two goals to the good in 66 so we­ would have won anyway :) & Sols goal disallowed in­ 98 when we should have beat Argentina, unlucky to go­ out in penalties in 96! We would have won more trophies­ if it wasn't for a bit of bad luck & dodgy­ decisions due to everyone hating England including­ refs.
What have Scotland got to shout about lol!!!!
We­ are 6th in the world ranking's & climbing get­ over it, lets all laugh at Scotland the most useless­ country in existence, ha ha ha ha ha!
So much jealousy­ from all you European lady boys & The Scottish, we­ are sixth in the world ranking's & when Rooney­ Walcott & Gerrard hit form we'll soon be higher­ :)
We created football & we are bringing it home,­ Scotland created Haggis & will be sitting at home­ eating it while everyone else is at the world cup­ lol.
You've lost two & drawn once in a group­ which includes Macedonia, Iceland & Norway ha ha ha­ I'm gonna wee with laughter!
Please Don't try­ & answer this back as you'll just embarrass­ yourself further, your jealous because your always in­ our shadow & so is the rest of Europe as they know­ we are the daddy :)

bloody hell u English are so easy to wind up Ive not­ laughed so much since Croatia knocked u out in euro­ qualifiers. Face these facts if u will england one of­ the biggest football nations in the world 1 stolen­ world cup to your name 43 years ago about as poor as it­ gets i would say.heres to 43 more.

ALAN M IF ENGLAND ARE AVERAGE WHAT DOES THAT MAKE­ SCOTLAND!!!YOU SCOTTISH PRI;CK

SORRY MICK O I MEANT ALAN M

888 YOUR THE MAN TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!! ENGLAND­ 4EVER!!!!!!! MICK O IS ANOB

England is the BEST!!!

allan m is a nob