There was a bomb scare outside or our local mosque just­ this week as it happens.The police had to cordone the­ road off as they'd found a suspicious device in a­ transit van the drama was over after 1/2 an hour or so,­ they'd managed to push it inside.

Jack - theres a bonfire at our local mosque tonight.­ Dont tell them tho, its a surprise.........

I read this in a shop window the other day-

"We­ would rather serve 500 Muslims than one
British­ soldier"

Who says undertakers don't have a­ sense of humour eh

PW
mere banter old chap, mere banter!
As for the Idiot;­ i am astonished that someone who posts so frequently on­ his rivals' pages, can have the sheer audacity to­ try and tell me to keep off these pages - hypocrisy,­ and that's a FACT!

Camerons right, Brucie is now the best self promoter in­ the premier league but then he should be, he has after­ all been taught by the walking soundbite master of spin­ - Quinny

It would be better for us all if Cameron just fecked­ off to the SKUNKS pages and bore the other Zebra who­ goes on there.
Seeing as most of them spend more time­ on the big boys pages.

P.S does anyone have a kid who goes to Ilunga's­ creche I was just wondering how the ladyboy was­ doing,genuine concern honestly,those were some nasty­ blows he took last week

What's the point of a fine? he should be shot with­ his own s hit.Cameron settle down about the whining­ for goodness sake,he's a Geordie so what on earth­ do you expect ha ha every manager bar none is a­ whiner,it's as simple as that

cameron
you are the only one whinning and whinging ­ FFS will you let it drop and talk sense if you can.­ Still no-one has answered my question about A Shearer­ getting sent off and the manager of the time defending­ his actions. people who live in glass houses and all­ that!!!!!!!

Cameron

You've got to seek anger management­ courses fella?
your bitterness is starting to get the­ better of you.I suggest you print a copy of Ashley and­ hang it on your wall, then you can throw darts at it­ all day. And all this my dogs bigger than your dog­ stuff, like we have crowds of Wigan, Fulham, Hull,­ Brum,Wolves, Blackburn, Pompey, West Ham, Burnley,­ Bolton and Stoke etc(no disrespect intended at all) And­ this £1 a ticket bollix, when I purchased one for my­ 5yr old only on Saturday gone and it was a £1000­ percent more than your fabricated figure will have us­ believe .I also reckon you hate Stevie the Bruce­ because he's our manager and for that reason­ only.Now this Jones thing is becoming boring now(yep he­ had to go-no questions) and this Ilunga fella acted­ like Rivaldo in the world cup(embarrassingly­ cringe-worthy and a despicable cancer of our modern­ game) Now lets move on.

Chill Fella!

A deserved fine; he let not only his teammates down,­ but that enormous crowd too, ahem.
Anyway, watching Sky­ Sports News today (as it's a reading week); bloke­ says, 'Come back after the break when we have­ reaction from managers to SAF's claim that you­ should be able to appeal yellow cards, blah,­ blah'.
Adverts over, who is the FIRST manager to­ dip his beak in?
Nope not Mr 'Is that a TV­ Camera', Tango-Man Brown.
Oh no, there's a new­ kid on the 'Hey people look at me, listen to my­ patronising bollix' block.
Take a bow Mr­ 'please give me some more airtime' Bruce!
Guess­ what, he spouted yet more bollix, and yes MD, he whined­ and whined!

PWilson, counting the days mate.
Comment 2, not all­ mackems are bad then.

9.PWilson

You've gotta love it tho,

Yeah­ it's funny TK, keep it up fella because it's­ all you can do it the minute really fella.You either go­ mad or laugh in the face of adversity, and like you­ fella -I'd have chosen the latter too!!

I do hope­ your lot at the next home game cut out the "Fat­ Cockney Bas-starred" chants though, because if you­ piss him off anymore, I wouldn't put it past the­ ferker to change your home strip to Red and White­ stripes sponsored by Mackems "R" us. I­ can't believe he's changed the name of Sid­ James's, He must have known the ramifications of­ it. It will last a generation with fans all over the­ country this.

Chin up Fella! and CW, JC and Lily Too!!­ One day he will be gone.

Off the subject a bit, I just heard Andrew Lloyd Webber­ has cancer. I hope he's not going to make a song­ and dance about it.......

But thats my point malc, dispute the guys antics all­ you want its irrelevant. If Jones hadnt raised his­ hands in the first place then Ilunga doesnt have the­ opportunity to roll round like hes had acid thrown at­ him. Jones is 100% to blame for this whole sorry­ incident, any player who gets himself sent off like­ this is a disgrace and owes his mates a massive­ grovelling apology(and a few pints)

Now tone
if any team is gonna be fined for­ fraudulantly pretending to be a football team , me­ thinks it could be the ones wearing the Zebra or­ bannana Strips. Lets try and put this one to bed shall­ we, Jones was wrong in Raising his hands no-one is­ disputing that fact, What is being disputed and rightly­ so is the antica of Linga and the West ham medical team­ along with the offficials not adhereing to the rules­ of the game. being yards away from the incident, the­ ref was clearly told that Ilungs was guilty of an­ offence which also warrented a straight red, which he­ chose to interept as a Yellow.

PWilson

Youve gotta love it tho

TK, 1.Personally I'd give the entire squad a fine­ of 6­­ months wages for crimes against­ football........

You've got more front than­ Seaburn, Whitburn and Seaham put together fella, coming­ out with New Labour spin like that Tony! Crimes against­ Football and you being an armchair Newcastle fan and­ all that.

"Crimes against Football + Newcastle­ United" PMSL Please! Please! Please! Tony­

It's beginning to hurt my ribs now all this­ Laughing "It really is honest" Apparently­ you's have even upset every Chav up and down the­ country because they now feel so common and­ undervalued.

"The pride of the North East and­ especially County Durham"since 1879.

SAFC

I too am disappointed with Herita Ilunga's reaction­ ; I think he also conned the medical team aswell;i,m­ sure Zola would have had a quiet little word with him­ because that kind of thing is usually frowned on at­ West Ham .

he should have stamped on him too, no point getting­ sent off, banned and fined just for a push, make it­ worth your while next time you fool!