stivsf1: Better than a Ferrari manned station where­ I'd be pushed out the front door in front of a car­ with all the equipment still attached.

GINGER-GITT all i am suggesting is you go to a V.R.T­ station and check your brains/i.q but make sure the­ opperator is not a MCLAREN FAN as otherwise the­ print-out will be contaminated

milligan, i suppose you are not a f1 fan but a lager­ lout like all the reds

milligan, your a dumb get. Those jokes are older than­ you.

Skyand Ginger, I am trying to write you to let you know­ that it's not just criticism, I do have my facts­ after following F1 fromm @1983, but the server is­ biased and I keep getting "invalid comment"
I­ just don't wish to be tarred with the same brush as­ Tifosi, or Touronroute, but the censor stops me from­ getting my point across.
(But somehow) Bilal-m seems to­ be able to even appear on here...Tell me that's not­ biased

The Ferrari Formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew­ yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's­ decision to take advantage of the UK government's­ youth opportunity scheme and employ young people from­ Liverpool.

The decision to hire them was brought about­ after their recent comedy of errors in the Pit Lane at­ the last race.

A recent documentary on TV shown how­ unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a­ set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper­ equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only­ do it in 8 seconds and wreck millions of euros worth of­ high-tech equipment and take other teams at the same­ time.

UK Prime Minister went on record as saying this­ was a bold move by Ferrari management which­ demonstrated the international recognition of the UK­ under New Labour.

As most races are won and lost in­ the pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every­ other team. However, Ferrari may have got more than­ they bargained for.

At the crews first practice­ session the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the­ tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 60 seconds they­ had resprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle to the­ Red Bull team for 8 bottles of Stella; a kilo of speed,­ a Shell Suit, some Furry Dice and some photos of­ Coulthard's bird in the shower.

usalien1967: You do realise the irony of criticising­ people for criticising other peoples comments don't­ you? Especially when you do the exact same thing in a­ comment listed moments earlier. We all do it. and yes­ I appreciate the irony of criticising you for­ criticsing people who criticise.

tifosi4eva: When­ Ferrari go on the move, will it be further than a wall­ (if their engine lasts that long) and will it involve­ dragging a fuel hose around with them?

stivsf1: As­ dangerous as a lollipop system? I don't remember­ any other team spraying high octane fuel over a­ competitor. And you are right, you cannot argue with a­ sub-zero brain, if I was arguing with one you would­ realise that a fully automated system is flawed because­ it is fully automated. Are you suggesting a pit crew­ of robots to refuel and change tyres?

usalien1967, do you really think Ferrari will start­ cost cutting. There was a time, before Michael, when­ Ferrari lost a lot of races. If you understand­ anything about Ferrari it's not the costs. ­ It's winning. The only reason Enzo sold Ferrari­ street cars was to support racing.

Bilal, do you even watch F1? or do you just come on­ here to criticize other peoples comments?
Can you stay­ inside the lines when you are coloring?

Touronroute, that would be a "know-all", not­ no all. Don't you ever learn?

I'm so disappointed that they are going back to the­ lollipop system. I hadn't laughed so much at a­ grand prix in years, then i almost wet myself when Kimi­ drove into the wall. As they say there are some things­ in life money cant buy F£$*&@G priceless.

and let me guess ohh its your comments that are so­ usefull!

maybe you can lend me one of your crayones then? or­ want me to lend you my BIG crayon! brainless lien

USALIEN, lewis hamilton to get pole, please dont show­ youre lack of F1 KNOWLEDGE, is he going to drive a­ different car, hope you realise what you have wrote IF,­ IF if is a big word , i could tell you more usalien but­ you would call me a no all, please come back saturday­ after qualifying, then please come back on here after­ race

Finally!! Best news I have heard all week probably,­ hopefully now the pit stops will be all right, was out­ mclaren, ferrari is on the move!

Oh look! We have the comedy duo on here­ now..Touronroute AND Bilal. A comment from both, and no­ point to either. Bilal, you should really stop using­ the keyboard and go back to your crayons. Touronroute,­ 1 pitstop is fine. I just hope he can get back out fine­ also. And remember, we still have qualifying yet. If­ Lewis wins pole, Ferrari may as well start cost-cutting­ immediately and go home

hahaha hahaha ... oh come on guys if the joke is not so­ funny laugh at the useless brain who said it =(

Good won usalien1967. Like your humour. Ferrari needs­ it

dont worry f1 fans ferrari will have it all sorted this­ weekend, especially as i,ve just heard they will only­ pitstop once,go massa go, hold them up kimi

CONFUSE me yes confuse me not when you mention that­ FERRARI needs better sensors so there is no accidental­ tripping of switches before the pit-stop is over, I am­ telling you that you won this argument because there is­ no way on GODS GREEN EARTH to argue technical things­ with a sub-zero brains, for people with their heads­ out of the sand it can be as dangerous as a lolly-pop­ system no more no less