Eurosport - Sun, 12 Oct 12:41:00 2008
Scotland drew 0-0 with Norway in a World Cup Group 9 qualifier at Hampden Park, with Chris Iwelumo guilty of a staggering miss.
Wolverhampton Wanderers striker Iwelumo made his debut, aged 30, as a second-half substitute, and booked himself a place in DVD compilation hell with a truly remarkable blunder.
With 64 minutes on the clock, Gary Naysmith crossed low from the left past goalkeeper Jon Knudsen, finding Iwelumo completely unmarked three yards in front of an open goal.
It was the simplest finish imaginable, but somehow Iwelumo failed to set himself and sent the ball wide when such an outcome appeared mathematically impossible.
In truth, Iwelumo should have been given offside, having strayed beyond the last defender, but the linesman's flag stayed down and the goal would have counted.
Under-pressure manager George Burley had opted to play James McFadden as a lone striker, supported from the left and right by Shaun Maloney and James Morrison.
But the downside of his decision not to use a second man up front soon became apparent as McFadden found himself isolated.
The burly likes of Brede Hangeland and Jon Inge Hoiland ensured the Birmingham striker saw little of the ball.
As the home side toiled away, a boisterous Hampden Park crowd became anxious, with last month's defeat in Macedonia having already compromised their hopes of reaching South Africa in 2010.
Scotland's lack of speed in central defence was soon exposed. John Carew is renowned more for his imposing physique than his searing pace, yet time and again he outstripped David Weir and Gary Caldwell to creat opportunities for himself.
As early as the ninth minute he accelerated through the middle with worrying ease, only to be denied by a last-ditch tackle.
Just before the mid-point of the first half he tested goalkeeper Craig Gordon with a low drive from the left corner of the box. Gordon parried and Steffen Iversen blasted the follow-up over.
It took another impressive block to deny the Aston Villa striker on 40 minutes after he ran onto an intelligent knock-down from Fredrik Stromstad.
Although the central midfield trio of Darren Fletcher - captain in Barry Ferguson's absence - Scott Brown and Barry Robson ensured plenty of possession, Scottish chances were at a premium.
Their best chance of the opening period came seconds before the break when McFadden peeled away on the left side and curled a superb cross onto the head of Morrison, who headed over from close range at the far post.
The situation seemed to cry out for attacking reinforcements by Burley, but when Iwelumo came just before the hour, he replaced the deeply frustrated McFadden and Scotland persisted with their flawed 4-5-1.
Barry Robson almost immediately fired a first-time shot left-footed, but it was straight at Norwegian keeper Knudsen - another 30-something debutant.
Iwelumo has been on only eight minutes when his big moment arrived, but the ball somehow ended up in the crowd. It really was the stuff of nightmares.
His error seemed to galvanise the home side, who then enjoyed their best spell of the game, dominating possession and forcing Norway back.
Maloney saw a shot deflected wide after picking up an astute Iwelumo knock-down, then fired just wide from the edge of the box.
Then late nerves set in, as Steffen Iversen, Kjetil Waehler and Carew all went close to nicking a an away win - but a goalless draw was cruel enough for Scotland.
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yes andy mcdoughnut,but have you won anything?stupid boy,you must live in the highlands cause you would get your hid kicked in in glazgi
Ironically, we have indeed beaten the World cup champions (that is to say, England) 1n 1967 (breaking their "Perfect chain" of wins) and the runners up of the 2006 World cup in 2007. Oh yes, we must be terrible.
Yes you are absolutely correct. A rare win against one team is the equivalent of being World Cup Champions.
Ironically, it probably IS the Scottish equivalent, such are their lower standards.
If you want a different date, of course, you could always think of 1967.
halflife01355,by reading your comment sounds like the only thing holding you up is your stockings which you wear with your kilt,you drunkard whisky
england will never win anything again you boys couldnt even hold the bloddy cup cause ur tht weak
england will never win anything again you boys couldnt even hold the bloddy cup cause ur tht weak
If you would read down the comments, you will fnd the date. 1977.
oh, and what exactly are you trying to say with "england world cup winners 1966,Scotland world cup winners 2010 at cycling haha go put some pants on haggis hids"?
'funkysee-funkydo: hmm... well, there's a date that seems to stick in my mind because it's mentioned a lot by England fans... Can't quite remember it, but as I recall, it was 42 years ago.'
It's funny - I'm trying to think of an equivalent date mentioned by a lot of Scottish fans... but I can't.
Weird that.
england world cup winners 1966,Scotland world cup winners 2010 at cycling haha go put some pants on haggis hids
yes am the evil scotman and ma name is jock wayne ronney is a bawbag and hes only got a 2 inch @#$% hes got the money ave got the @#$% and hes wayne ronney but ad rather be and alcy drinking buckfast tonic wine lol
kinda unfair putting all the blame on Iwelumo, there've been worse misses in the world!!!!!!!!
funkysee-funkydo: hmm... well, there's a date that seems to stick in my mind because it's mentioned a lot by England fans... Can't quite remember it, but as I recall, it was 42 years ago.
I'm getting fed up of idiots slagging each other,puts me off football altogether.
dcchurch - yes back in 77. Over thirty years ago.
Eric Easter,Scotland will always be above their neighbours,at anything.
funkysee-funkydo, you might want to re-read my post and realise that I'm English and was intending to mock the angry Scottish fan who slated England.
how can you blame the manager?there is no decent SCOTCH players to pick anyway they are all s****e
Scotland are @#$%, all you scottish should support England much better football team.
To Johnnywilkinson - you need a reality check. There are no such thing as dummy teams in world football anymore (even macedonia), and you can only beat who in frount of you. As for the "second half goals dont count in football" - I'l assume your joking. England had the character to come out from a poor first half and beat a team that had nothing to lose. Your p!ss poor at best, while england are halfway to qualifying. Face facts
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