upthevilla: as per usual incorrect facts, heskey got­ back into the England team while playing for Wigan, it­ was only then did o'neil go for him, and since then­ lol, he hasnt made it to England team, so what are you­ on about?????

I want a brochure. Anybody know where I can get one?­ Collectors item in the future methinks (surely a one­ off - nobody else is going to be crazy enough to do­ this).

sr.melvin! Did your Mummy send u to school? Coz your­ "English Writing" like f@#$..

It's really sad to see that his career has boiled­ down to this. If he was a horse maybe he would have­ been put down by now to spare him the psychological,­ emotional and physical agonies. But rats and sinking­ ship came to mind. All the best to him.

So Owen thinks he's going to get t o play in the­ Premier League? I hope he means the Scottish Premier­ League cause he wont get a game in the English one.

i reckon villa should take him we could get him back in­ the england team, like we did with heskey, martin­ o'niel gets the best out off players and as an­ england fan i would love to see him back to his best­ and up front with rooney in the world cup next summer!

posted to every pound shop in the land!!greedy @#$%

patrick.jewell. GET YA GEPS ON YOU THICK T W @ T. THE­ POSTING YOU ARE REFERING TO IS IN BOTH lower AND UPPER­ CASE. THE STADIUM OF LIGHT. HOW CAN ANYBODY TAKE A CLUB­ SERIOUSLY WHEN THE GO ROUND STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S­ IDEAS. 19 POINTS. MICK MCCARTHY. RING ANY BELLS MY GOOD­ MAN?

sr.melvin: Your incisive comments bring credit to your­ club and fellow supporters. Did you write your comments­ in capitals to give it extra gravitas? Sir, in the­ words of the Reverend Spooner, you are a shining wit.

ste_wood, are you for real, another who is in dream­ land, Michael Owen has been finished as a top centre­ forward for years, Newcastle would have been down in­ january??? what are you talking about? Michael Owen as­ a so called top centre has never done it at Newcastle­ since the day he came, not just this season, Michael­ for what ever reason injury or not has failed to­ deliver for Newcastle, and as for England, isnt this­ the same player that hud winked the England backroom­ staff in making out he was fine to go to the World Cup­ in 2006, and also failed. Im not a lets just hate Owen­ cause Newcastle went down bandwagon mechant, but­ actions speak much louder than words, Owen has always­ been in it for himself, regardless of Newcastle,­ Liverpool, when he upped and ran, or England, he is not­ a team player, and that is clear as day, you want him­ at Everton, well good luck to you, I hope im wrong

APPARENTLY safc's NEW OWNER, Ellis Short, BEING AN­ AMERICAN, WOULD LIKE HIS NEW ACQUISITION TO TAKE ON AN­ AMERICAN STYLE TEAM NAME. HIS SUGGESTION, IT SEEMS, IS­ " SUNDERLAND BROWNS " WHO HE KNOWS, DISPITE­ WHATEVER HE GIVES THE CLUB TO SPEND ON NEW PLAYERS,­ WILL ALWAYS BE
SH I TE. HE ALSO INTENDS TO RE NAME THE­ HILARIOUSLY NAMED " STADIUM OF LIGHT " TO A­ MORE APT' " STADIUM OF SH I TE ." THE­ MAN'S ALREADY SHOWING THAT HE RECOGNISES THE­ CLUB'S STANDING IN ENGLISH " SOCCER. "­ reuters news agency

Forget the brochure Michael. That is soooo 1980's.­ Check out my new online service ClubFinder. It is for­ worn out old players who can't find a club the­ normal way. Same idea as Match-Maker and Friend-Finder.­ Within days you will receive tempting offers from­ fabulous clubs ready to satisfy your every whim, cash­ wise. But in your case, probably not.
Anyway. Don't­ Delay. Enrol Today. You get a free gift (one of those¬­ game consoles from the idiots who advertise on this­ forum) plus a night out with one of the prossies (blond­ hairs, blue eyes, etc.). I assume you are a­ well-educated something special.
You know it makes­ sense.

"Lazy little scouse parasite who leaches off­ others, cant run, tackle, pass, head, shoot or score or­ even turn up as always injured! Only £150,000k per week­ plus 55 thoroghbred horses! Going on the cheap, buy­ before Monday and get,­ Ameobi,Barton,Butt,Duff,Nolan,Viduka,Smith,Xisco and­ Colocini for nothing!" Apply to NUFC direct and­ take "Fatshley" as well!

Owen Is a mercenary. If he had anything about him he­ would stay at Newcastle to fight to get them back up to­ say thanks for sticking by him with the amount of­ injuries he has had. I hope no-one comes in for him i­ think he has no commitment just interested in his own­ hype. Hope no-one comes in for him

owen has had his day, this latest move just smacks of­ pure greed. the stunted one should be offered no more­ than a pay as you play deal and i for one would hate to­ see him at spurs. i think he is where he belongs now,­ the lower leagues on 5grand a game.

Why am I getting Invalid Comment all the time you­ tossers.

if he come to man u for 50grand a match i would love it

I bet he won't worry about his injuries when he is­ running out of Newcastle!!!! He should of seen the­ light last season!!!

If he's really that serious about wanting to revive­ his career, he should be doing absolutely anything it­ takes to guarantee himself first-team football, whether­ that means going to a "lower standard" of­ club or taking a huge pay-cut. Or both.

I wonder who the select group of clubs that it was sent­ to are? I think we should be told. I can just imagine­ it arriving at Man Utd and Alex Ferguson saying­ "More Junk Mail? Throw it in the bin with the­ rest"