Some things in life simply cannot be relied upon - French bankers, the English weather, Her In Doors's cooking and Titus Bramble are just a few examples.

Early Doors, however, is conspicuous by its absence from that list. No matter that today is a Bank Holiday, no matter that you lot are probably not going to read this until much later on after enjoying a nice lie-in, no matter that a Sunday service is running on the train lines, making it terribly difficult to even reach its lair.

No matter even that it is a slow news day. As long as it is a weekday, ED will always be here for you, unfailing and refusing to flinch from its duties.

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