Eurosport - Tue, 21 Oct 19:04:00 2008
Celtic face Manchester United this evening having failed to record a win in their last 18 Champions League away games.
The Bhoys have lost 17 times and drawn only once on their travels since 2001, and the bookmakers have them as 14/1 outsiders to end that winless run at Old Trafford.
Punters would do well to keep their money in their pockets, judging by the following tale of woe.
CELTIC'S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AWAY FORM
1- Juventus 3-2 Celtic (September 18, 2001) - LOST
Manager Martin O'Neill is left fuming after a Nicola Amoruso dive wins a late Juve penalty and denies the Bhoys a heroic point.
2- Porto 3-0 Celtic (October 17, 2001) - LOST
Clayton gives Porto the lead within 60 seconds and the Portuguese side never look back as Celtic defender Bobo Balde has a nightmare.
3- Rosenborg 2-0 Celtic (October 23, 2001) - LOST
Despite winning all three home group games, a dreadful night in Norway ensures Celtic go out, as old boy Harald Brattbakk scores both goals.
4- Bayern Munich 2-1 Celtic (September 17, 2003) - LOST
Alan Thompson puts the visitors in front but Roy Makaay scores in the 73rd and 86th minutes to turn the match on its head.
5- Anderlecht 1-0 Celtic (October 21, 2003) - LOST
Disappointment in Brussels as Celtic fail to take advantage of Glen De Boeck's first-half red card as Aruna Dindane scores the only goal.
6- Lyon 3-2 Celtic (December 10, 2003) - LOST
Needing a draw to make the knockout stages, Celtic suffer heartbreak as Juninho converts a controversial late penalty for the French champions.
7- Milan 3-1 Celtic (September 29, 2004) - LOST
Stanislav Varga's second-half equaliser puts the Bhoys on course for a point - until Filippo Inzaghi and Andrea Pirlo strike late for Milan.
8- Shakhtar Donetsk 3-0 Celtic (October 20, 2004) - LOST
O'Neill's side crumble after a goalless first half, as two goals from Matuzalem and one from Brandao condemn them to defeat.
9- Barcelona 1-1 Celtic (November 24, 2004) - DREW
A point! A precious point! John Hartson cancels out Samuel Eto'o's opener in the Camp Nou, but Celtic still finish bottom of their group.
10- Manchester Utd 3-2 Celtic (September 13, 2006) - LOST
A lively performance ends in defeat as Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink and Shunsuke Nakamura's goals prove in vain.
11- Benfica 3-0 Celtic (November 1, 2006) - LOST
Gary Caldwell's early own goal sets the tone on a miserable evening for Gordon Strachan and his men.
12- FC Copenhagen 3-1 Celtic (December 6, 2006) - LOST
Celtic perfect the 'three home wins, three away defeats' formula with a capitulation in the Danish capital.
13- Milan 1-0 Celtic (March 7, 2007) - LOST
Celtic keep Milan goalless in 90 minutes to send their last-16 tie to extra time, but Kaka wins it with a magnificent individual goal for the eventual champions.
14- Shakhtar 2-0 Celtic (September 18, 2007) - LOST
Brandao and Cristiano Lucarelli put the Ukrainian side two goals up inside eight minutes, and there is no way back for Gordon Strachan's men.
15- Benfica 1-0 Celtic (October 24, 2007) - LOST
Celtic look to be on course for a rare point on their travels before Oscar Cardozo nicks a winner for Benfica three minutes from time.
16- Milan 1-0 Celtic (December 4, 2007) - LOST
Filippo Inzaghi scores the only goal at the San Siro, yet both sides progress to the last 16 as Celtic's strong home form carries them through.
17- Barcelona 1-0 Celtic (March 4, 2008) - LOST
Having lost the first leg of their last 16 3-2 at home, Celtic need a miracle. But the wind is taken out of their sails when Xavi nets in the third minute.
18- Villarreal 1-0 Celtic (September 30, 2008) - LOST
Strachan's men prove a match for the Spaniards for three-quarters of the match, until Marcos Senna wins it with a brilliant free-kick.
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Well well well! just one goal off my initial 4 zip prediction!
Stevie B, before you go to bed...remember dont have nightmares,dry your eyes and dont wet the bed.
why dont you home?? why dont you go home?? The CL is over,why dont you go home??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Stevie don't forget the teddy...he'll comfort you ehh...gnite...sleep tight don't let the awesome Mancs bite...
nite nite stevie sleep well...lol................rfc
celt @#$%(RS don't respond when confused and baffled which is nearly the rest of their lives....Rooney was the star and United were..like a huge comet crashing into a small planet called celtic....play like this and not gonna win anything celts....
Boruc my friend you truly were man of the match....LOL
3-0 going on 5 or 6....EASY EASY EASY
Can you hear the Sellic sing?? Hahahahaha....
earth calling blackhill and stevie b ?
earth calling blackhill and stevie b ?
a bit quiet on the east end front !
strachan seems happy...oh yeah he's dyslexic....
UP MANU
Rooney is the man...you're so quiet all of a sudden stevie...
aw...the leprechauns lost their pot of god oops....
face it celts where rubbish tonight
a bit quiet on the east end front !
yep give it up for number 3.aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddd it's ROONEY
...and the man of the match is Boruc once again LOL....Stevie...B NOW I really, truly, honestly pity you my desperate fwend..
oh dear 3 - 0 down !! haha
leeds leeds leeds leeds ,,,,,,,,, lol
leeds leeds leeds leeds ,,,,,,,,, lol
me seems really worked up doesn't he...hmmm when did it all go wrong when you bit Boruc's ear!!
where have you gone stevie b...off sulking hmm...bet you're wishing you didn't open your mouth huh??...selcs are rubbish...tonight..
At this rate you won't even beat leeds united....I think Stevie went to bed early today....
bit quiet stevie b ? u a bit embarresed
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