Eurosport - Tue, 21 Oct 19:04:00 2008
Celtic face Manchester United this evening having failed to record a win in their last 18 Champions League away games.
The Bhoys have lost 17 times and drawn only once on their travels since 2001, and the bookmakers have them as 14/1 outsiders to end that winless run at Old Trafford.
Punters would do well to keep their money in their pockets, judging by the following tale of woe.
CELTIC'S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AWAY FORM
1- Juventus 3-2 Celtic (September 18, 2001) - LOST
Manager Martin O'Neill is left fuming after a Nicola Amoruso dive wins a late Juve penalty and denies the Bhoys a heroic point.
2- Porto 3-0 Celtic (October 17, 2001) - LOST
Clayton gives Porto the lead within 60 seconds and the Portuguese side never look back as Celtic defender Bobo Balde has a nightmare.
3- Rosenborg 2-0 Celtic (October 23, 2001) - LOST
Despite winning all three home group games, a dreadful night in Norway ensures Celtic go out, as old boy Harald Brattbakk scores both goals.
4- Bayern Munich 2-1 Celtic (September 17, 2003) - LOST
Alan Thompson puts the visitors in front but Roy Makaay scores in the 73rd and 86th minutes to turn the match on its head.
5- Anderlecht 1-0 Celtic (October 21, 2003) - LOST
Disappointment in Brussels as Celtic fail to take advantage of Glen De Boeck's first-half red card as Aruna Dindane scores the only goal.
6- Lyon 3-2 Celtic (December 10, 2003) - LOST
Needing a draw to make the knockout stages, Celtic suffer heartbreak as Juninho converts a controversial late penalty for the French champions.
7- Milan 3-1 Celtic (September 29, 2004) - LOST
Stanislav Varga's second-half equaliser puts the Bhoys on course for a point - until Filippo Inzaghi and Andrea Pirlo strike late for Milan.
8- Shakhtar Donetsk 3-0 Celtic (October 20, 2004) - LOST
O'Neill's side crumble after a goalless first half, as two goals from Matuzalem and one from Brandao condemn them to defeat.
9- Barcelona 1-1 Celtic (November 24, 2004) - DREW
A point! A precious point! John Hartson cancels out Samuel Eto'o's opener in the Camp Nou, but Celtic still finish bottom of their group.
10- Manchester Utd 3-2 Celtic (September 13, 2006) - LOST
A lively performance ends in defeat as Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink and Shunsuke Nakamura's goals prove in vain.
11- Benfica 3-0 Celtic (November 1, 2006) - LOST
Gary Caldwell's early own goal sets the tone on a miserable evening for Gordon Strachan and his men.
12- FC Copenhagen 3-1 Celtic (December 6, 2006) - LOST
Celtic perfect the 'three home wins, three away defeats' formula with a capitulation in the Danish capital.
13- Milan 1-0 Celtic (March 7, 2007) - LOST
Celtic keep Milan goalless in 90 minutes to send their last-16 tie to extra time, but Kaka wins it with a magnificent individual goal for the eventual champions.
14- Shakhtar 2-0 Celtic (September 18, 2007) - LOST
Brandao and Cristiano Lucarelli put the Ukrainian side two goals up inside eight minutes, and there is no way back for Gordon Strachan's men.
15- Benfica 1-0 Celtic (October 24, 2007) - LOST
Celtic look to be on course for a rare point on their travels before Oscar Cardozo nicks a winner for Benfica three minutes from time.
16- Milan 1-0 Celtic (December 4, 2007) - LOST
Filippo Inzaghi scores the only goal at the San Siro, yet both sides progress to the last 16 as Celtic's strong home form carries them through.
17- Barcelona 1-0 Celtic (March 4, 2008) - LOST
Having lost the first leg of their last 16 3-2 at home, Celtic need a miracle. But the wind is taken out of their sails when Xavi nets in the third minute.
18- Villarreal 1-0 Celtic (September 30, 2008) - LOST
Strachan's men prove a match for the Spaniards for three-quarters of the match, until Marcos Senna wins it with a brilliant free-kick.
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jeez barry robson is a looker isnt he?
were has the blackhill boy gone ?
oh dear 2 - o down, berbatov the hun lol, ur rubbish sellik
2-0 this gets even better, come on, give us another.
oh dear 1 - 0 down at half time, u mite get e better result against eh lets see, cork city !!! hail hail fail fail
TYSON WHEN THE @#$% DID YOU START TO COMMENT NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE YOU JUST ANOTHER HUN. HAIL HAIL
paul g i bet you were wishing it was more but didnt you see the goal it was offside you arse hole. hail hail.
1-0 with more to go....................class
I ve had enough of your foul mouth Stevie B....just shut it and go visit your gay tyson friend or whateevr in the mean time 3FF 0FF..tryin to watch the game while you watch it in BlackHillSewer...
P.S watch it when callin certain people Shrek..those certain people may be the best players in the world
seconded bri10000
71: not now, it's not!!.. Google Earth!!
blackhill, just googled it mate, what a @#$% hovel
follow follow, come on man utd shut these stupid tims up, rfc
TYSON: fyi, I am from Glasgow - an area called BLACKHILL!! Go google it, fuckwit!! And I guess you're a typical English 4r5e bandit as well!!
wot a big pile of poo u boys right. am sure 50% of the message righters on here are bigoted pr`cks.
celtic fans--- ha ha rangers rnt in europe;
rangers fans---ha ha celtics going to get beat.
blah blah blah. boo hoo hoo. u's r both sh`t£. get used to it b`t(h£s.
who is it this weekend? the mighty mighty aberdeen or silky skills dundee/united?
youre so desperate stevie B...u make me laugh so much...hopeless blokes like you..shouldn't even offer there opinion on football...especialy since you support..the celts..if you were from glasgow I would close an eye or two...Inverness and Harts are ok but celts ...jeez...no doubt you are a gay @#$%
stevie b do you have nothing else to do
..all you do is tease people and...garble about your rubbish team..not to mention having sex with your gay partner tyson....and...pls stop being jealous
PARTICK WHISTLE ? WHO THE F_UCK ARE THEY YOU BRAIN DAMMAGED @#$% !!!
PAUL G: Caldwell gets picked REGULARLY for Scotland.. What have your hun sh17e got to offer, eh??
what a shower of @#$% you both are scum bags of the highest orde r wouldnt even get a job pickin tatties who the @#$% are man united the tims more like the tits
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