Eurosport - Tue, 21 Oct 19:04:00 2008
Celtic face Manchester United this evening having failed to record a win in their last 18 Champions League away games.
The Bhoys have lost 17 times and drawn only once on their travels since 2001, and the bookmakers have them as 14/1 outsiders to end that winless run at Old Trafford.
Punters would do well to keep their money in their pockets, judging by the following tale of woe.
CELTIC'S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AWAY FORM
1- Juventus 3-2 Celtic (September 18, 2001) - LOST
Manager Martin O'Neill is left fuming after a Nicola Amoruso dive wins a late Juve penalty and denies the Bhoys a heroic point.
2- Porto 3-0 Celtic (October 17, 2001) - LOST
Clayton gives Porto the lead within 60 seconds and the Portuguese side never look back as Celtic defender Bobo Balde has a nightmare.
3- Rosenborg 2-0 Celtic (October 23, 2001) - LOST
Despite winning all three home group games, a dreadful night in Norway ensures Celtic go out, as old boy Harald Brattbakk scores both goals.
4- Bayern Munich 2-1 Celtic (September 17, 2003) - LOST
Alan Thompson puts the visitors in front but Roy Makaay scores in the 73rd and 86th minutes to turn the match on its head.
5- Anderlecht 1-0 Celtic (October 21, 2003) - LOST
Disappointment in Brussels as Celtic fail to take advantage of Glen De Boeck's first-half red card as Aruna Dindane scores the only goal.
6- Lyon 3-2 Celtic (December 10, 2003) - LOST
Needing a draw to make the knockout stages, Celtic suffer heartbreak as Juninho converts a controversial late penalty for the French champions.
7- Milan 3-1 Celtic (September 29, 2004) - LOST
Stanislav Varga's second-half equaliser puts the Bhoys on course for a point - until Filippo Inzaghi and Andrea Pirlo strike late for Milan.
8- Shakhtar Donetsk 3-0 Celtic (October 20, 2004) - LOST
O'Neill's side crumble after a goalless first half, as two goals from Matuzalem and one from Brandao condemn them to defeat.
9- Barcelona 1-1 Celtic (November 24, 2004) - DREW
A point! A precious point! John Hartson cancels out Samuel Eto'o's opener in the Camp Nou, but Celtic still finish bottom of their group.
10- Manchester Utd 3-2 Celtic (September 13, 2006) - LOST
A lively performance ends in defeat as Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink and Shunsuke Nakamura's goals prove in vain.
11- Benfica 3-0 Celtic (November 1, 2006) - LOST
Gary Caldwell's early own goal sets the tone on a miserable evening for Gordon Strachan and his men.
12- FC Copenhagen 3-1 Celtic (December 6, 2006) - LOST
Celtic perfect the 'three home wins, three away defeats' formula with a capitulation in the Danish capital.
13- Milan 1-0 Celtic (March 7, 2007) - LOST
Celtic keep Milan goalless in 90 minutes to send their last-16 tie to extra time, but Kaka wins it with a magnificent individual goal for the eventual champions.
14- Shakhtar 2-0 Celtic (September 18, 2007) - LOST
Brandao and Cristiano Lucarelli put the Ukrainian side two goals up inside eight minutes, and there is no way back for Gordon Strachan's men.
15- Benfica 1-0 Celtic (October 24, 2007) - LOST
Celtic look to be on course for a rare point on their travels before Oscar Cardozo nicks a winner for Benfica three minutes from time.
16- Milan 1-0 Celtic (December 4, 2007) - LOST
Filippo Inzaghi scores the only goal at the San Siro, yet both sides progress to the last 16 as Celtic's strong home form carries them through.
17- Barcelona 1-0 Celtic (March 4, 2008) - LOST
Having lost the first leg of their last 16 3-2 at home, Celtic need a miracle. But the wind is taken out of their sails when Xavi nets in the third minute.
18- Villarreal 1-0 Celtic (September 30, 2008) - LOST
Strachan's men prove a match for the Spaniards for three-quarters of the match, until Marcos Senna wins it with a brilliant free-kick.
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Comment 17 - 36 of 96
Man u foreva....like a puny little team in gayishgreen gonna thwart uss...hehe yeah right
So he's called Tyson huh....you dark horse..will you two be watching the game together tonight....hmm I hope you still have sex if you lose..please use condoms...be safe Stevie B
Q: How do you keep a Sellik fan busy?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
32: TYSON, I never knew you loved me that much, that you are gonna give me gay sex.. Ands we never even met!!.. And where did you get the Celtic scarf, sweety?? LOL!! Hail, hail!!
Let's get something straight here... Man U are LAST SEASON's CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WINNERS!!.. This is a new season!!
MANCHESTER UNITED TO CRUSH THOSES @#$% !
I HATE GORDON STRACHAN !!
Its funny to see all the sellic fans desperately trying to defend that appalling CL away record,the facts speak for themselves...you cant polish a turd but thats enough about Brown & Co..LOL!!!
P.S - Dont argue with Mr.T you crazy Tims,Hahaha...
Don't bother sending anymore rubbish...I won't tell your Mum..
Stevie b pls don't waste time insulting me....your gay partner is already in bed waiting for you..waving a celtic flag...
It's gonna be a tight game I think. Last time these two teams met in this competition it was 3-2 to United at Old Trafford and 1-0 to Celtic in Scotland. If it were a knock-out stage game then Celtic would have won on away goals. If you look at those away games that Celtic had, they didn't actually get a full on beating in any of the games. They put up good performances away to teams like Barcelona and AC Milan. Don't be fooled, English/Scotish games are always tighter than expected cuz they play a similar type of football.
I think 2-1 to United...
for no .16 not and...
oohhhh I almost forgot
stevie B pls Kiss my A S S
when celtic are down on their butt beggin for mercy
well said ranger 1
gary r
what team is rearangers playing in the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE this week . cos i have searched but cant find the fixture .
4-0 is 11/1
Not much odds so hardly worth the bet to be honest!
Stevie B you seem really worked up and the game hasn't even begun yet...i wonder in what state you'll be when the game's over....hmm pity..Celtic need stupid fans like you...
Instead....of criticising everyone..i suggest you buy a lollipop...so you'll have something to do after the game..instead of crying your eyes out wadda you say...huh....
get a life you foul mouthed twit..
Hey Sexy
You need a sportsboy like me then!
You had better e-mail me soon.
Mr T says: Man U will crush those crazy fools!
POINT 16 - You put HOW MUCH MONEY on a 4-0 scoreline at William Hills??.. Shut the F**k up, moron!!
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Point 13: GARY R, surely the worst team in the CL is Rangers!!.. After all, yeez urnae even IN IT!!
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