Blazin' Saddles: Doping's depressing

Eurosport - Wed, 22 Apr 11:38:00 2009

Tyler Hamilton may have quit cycling but he now has a potentially lucrative career on the US 'well-being' lecture circuit.

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By seemingly making himself the victim of his most recent foray into the murky realms of doping, and shifting the focus from his ostensible cheating to his on-going fight against depression, Hamilton (pictured) has paved the way for a life outside two-wheeled sport as an ambassador for the oft-underestimated illness.

With depression striking around 17 million American adults each year - more than cancer, AIDS or coronary heart disease - Hamilton could be an ideal poster boy for an illness that affects around 15 per cent of the US population at one point during their lives.

And if anyone has the credentials for being prone to depression, surely it is he.

Once Hamilton manages to successfully forge a career highlighting the pitfalls of depression, BS wonders what the odds are of another American and former team-mate of Hamilton following suit.

With 250,000 hip replacements performed each year in the US, and things at OUCH not exactly going swimmingly, surely Floyd Landis must be rubbing his hands in glee about his future prospects: he's but a sniff of a Vicks inhaler away from setting up Hop On, Hip Off.

The same cannot be said for the three-times American Tour champ Greg Lemond. With hunting accidents at an all-time low in the States, Lemond will have to think about another worthy cause to follow in between taking loaded pot shots at Landis and Lance Armstrong.

That said, Lemond already fronts the board of an organisation helping men who were sexually abused as children, drawing on a painful episode in his own past.

The possibilities for retired cyclists reinventing themselves are endless: Jan Ullrich as a dietary consultant, Cadel Evans as a film-set runner (up), Tony Rominger as an actor (he did a pretty good job convincing journalists each year of his Tour credentials), Michael Rasmussen as a travel agent (stalling over Mexico or the Italian Dolomites? Why not go to both - simultaneously), Tom Boonen as a dealer. . . in donkeys.

Can you think of anymore?

IMPRESSIVE DEPRESSIVE: Back in 2005, Hamilton's former team-mate Lance Armstrong retired from the sport at the top of his game to concentrate on promoting the global awareness of cancer. His return to the peloton, three-and-a-half years on at the age of 35, was said to be as much about Armstrong's desire to be competitive and back on the bike as it was to continue this fight against cancer.

For Hamilton, there will be no coming back. At 38 years old and facing anything from an eight-year ban to a life-long sentence, the former Rock Racing rider will have to prepare himself for life out of the saddle.

Depression, of course, is a rather depressing subject. The cynics will target Hamilton and say his "coming out" is but a veil for his latest flouting of the regulations, but that would be easy pickings - even for someone as crass as Blazin' Saddles.

Hamilton has history with clinical depression, having been diagnosed with the illness back in 2003. It runs in his family, genetically; along with an estimated four per cent of people with chronic depression, Hamilton's own grandmother committed suicide years back.

Throw into the psychological mixing bowl Hamilton's involvement in a sport where temptation and doping is rife, and where hitting peaks and troughs is part and parcel of the game, it's hardly surprising he's depressed.

Living a lie cannot be easy - and so many men of Hamilton's generation in the peloton have had to do just that. Look at the once-great Marco Pantani - his demise and sad death is an example of the destructive power of both doping and depression.

Hamilton had an uncanny knack of riding through the pain barrier throughout his career, finishing second in the 2002 Giro with a fractured shoulder and taking fourth (plus winning a magnificent solo stage) a year later in the Tour while nursing a cracked collarbone.

Hamilton then served a two-year suspension for blood doping in 2004, clouding the Olympic time-trial title he won that year in Athens and leading to a much-publicised appeal in which his implausibly ridiculous excuse of a "vanishing twin" emerged. (BS could make a joke about Hamilton's split personality here, but will not, out of respect.)

Having signed for Tinkoff Systems in 2006, Hamilton was released after being implicated in the infamous Operacion Puerto scandal.

Puerto's affect on Hamilton cannot be underestimated, especially given his love for his golden retriever Tugboat, who died of cancer months before Doctor Fuentes' exposure. Given that riders such as Ivan Basso were identified by the names of their pets (in the Italian's case, Brillo the dog), it was a cruel irony to see Hamilton involved in such an illicit ring.

Evidence pointing at Hamilton was traced through faxes sent to his then wife, whom Hamilton divorced amicably in 2008 after nine years' marriage.

So, beneath the layers of lies, deceit, pain, loss, breakdown and regret, we also have a man with personal problems weighing down his shoulders. Hamilton's mother's recent fight against cancer has hit the rider hard, while it would be unlikely to presume the whole doping issue played no significant part in his divorce, especially given the way his wife was drawn into the whole charade.

Yes, Hamilton's actions may have been the root of many of his own problems, but that doesn't take anything away from how he may be feeling now.

In spite of all his shortcomings, BS is sure that Hamilton is just a nice guy crying out for help. Even Hamilton admitted he took the anti-depressant containing the banned steroid DHEA knowingly.

He was aware of the high likelihood of getting caught out, which after his shady past would amount to more than just professional suicide. But as he said, it was "an act of desperation".

BS would like to remember Hamilton for his heroics. For his gesture of American solidarity on winning a September 11 time trial in the Vuelta. For his determination to ride even when physically broken and in chronic pain.

For teaching his beloved dog to balance vegetables on his nose, flick them up and catch them in his mouth. For his sentimental action of wearing Tugboat's dog tag round his neck while racing in remembrance of the one animal who probably valued his love the most.

A flawed human being, maybe. But who isn't?

QUOTES OF THE WEEK: "With this error, if it is true, he (Hamilton) has to pay the cost. I think that if he is positive again then maybe it is better he starts to search for another type of job," Rudy Pevenage tells Cyclingnews. Talk about the kettle calling the pot black.

"He has had a cloud over his career for a while now and the sport is better off without him." Pat McQuaid of the UCI clearly has no time for compassion after learning of Hamilton's fate.

HATS OFF: To Russian veteran Sergei Ivanov who won the Amstel Gold at the 12th attempt, aged 34. Ivanov's rocketing victory sees the new Katusha project finally, ahem, take off.

Felix Lowe / Eurosport

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  1. tyler is a good guy ,that did wrong things .....you­ don't win you don't have a job ...a lot of­ @#$% do worse than dope themselves

    From big ape, on Sat 25 Apr 3:01AM
  2. oh

    From mark.lunts_mum_the_slapper, on Fri 24 Apr 8:36PM
  3. Ok, maybe I was being a little harsh on BS in my­ previous comment, but I still stand by the fact that­ they (BS and Eurosport) shouldn't have approached­ the subject in this way. The "jokes" about­ the other riders are cheap shots too. No-one (least of­ all me) likes the cheats who bring our beloved sport­ into disrepute, but this type of report doesn't­ really add anytting to the debate.

    From Jon B, on Thu 23 Apr 11:51PM
  4. Jeez, I have to differ with most people's views­ here… Yeah, it's not exactly Blazing Saddles­ finest, but I don't think he ridicules depression­ at all. Man, I never knew 17m yanks suffered from­ depression a year - but I do now. In fact, he seems to­ be compassionate towards Hamilton at a time when it­ would be easy to stick the boot in. I see harmless­ jokes at the expense of Landis, Ullrich, Evans,­ Rasmussen etc etc but BS doesn't belittle­ depression of Hamilton half as much as he could (and­ arguably should). Man, he in facts sticks up for­ Hamilton - who we must remember is still a cheat­ regardless of his moods and mental state. I guess the­ problem is that BS is meant to be a lighthearted, funny­ column and here was a subject matter that didn't­ immediately lend itself to humour… For that, BS has­ been a bit of a doophus - but maybe like Tyler,­ he's a flawed human being too?

    From , on Thu 23 Apr 5:34PM
  5. Having re-read this article, I have to say it is very­ very bad indeed. It's not just poorly written, it­ deals with difficult subject matter in an offensive­ way. Depression is not an ilness to be joked about and­ those suffering from it should not be ridiculed in this­ way. Blazing Saddles has writtn some funny and­ informative pieces over the last few months, but this­ one is really unacceptable journalism, you should be­ ashamed of yourself.

    From Jon B, on Thu 23 Apr 3:53PM
  6. Hey, I'm an open minded girl from UK, I'm­ interested in exotic things, photography, dating and­ sports...I have my photos on --- T a l l h u b Co m­ ---, I love tall guys!
    Do you love traveling and have­ some experience? Just find me out.

    From kalymel01, on Thu 23 Apr 1:24PM
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    Hamilton is so sick that only Doping can make him­ feel­ good!! pathetic.
    his wife left him OOO!,only Doping­­ can make him come.
    His a nice person dont ban him,let­ him­ ride with a bike without Saddle he wil go­­ faster
    without doping otherwise the As of the saddle­ came right in his A*s.

    From Ra, on Thu 23 Apr 1:30AM
  8. I did most of my racing in and around New England.­ Tyler would often show up at early season training­ races and I had the pleasure of riding with him. I­ really wanted him to suceed. I was living in­ Switzerland when he raced for Phonak. Saw him win the­ Tour of Romandie.
    I almost gave up on cycling when­ Tyler was caught at the Vuelta. I didn't want to­ believe it, but the A sample for Olympics and all that­ followed could not be ignored. I almost gave up on­ cycling.
    I truly wished his second chance was a­ success, but it is just a sad ending for a very­ talented person.

    From Bill K, on Wed 22 Apr 4:28PM
  9. BS...You can write better than this. Come on! The next­ article will hopefully be worth the click!

    From vindetable, on Wed 22 Apr 4:24PM
  10. What a load of @#$% he is a lyer.. i take DHEA my­ doctor gives it to me for wellbeing. hamilton said he­ took it only for 2 days cos he was deppressd. it takes­ 2 to 3 weeks of taking DHEA to start reacting you dont­ just take it whenever. and it is taken with HGH (human­ growth hormone)

    From bertinopaul, on Wed 22 Apr 4:20PM
  11. I don't like the tone of your article. I think­ it's borderline insulting and offending to people­ who might suffer from depression. Some parts are funny,­ but I don't think it's a funny subject to write­ about.

    From Enid, on Wed 22 Apr 2:36PM
  12. Best BS article I've read.
    Shame that some of the­ other comments, re: Hamilton are written in the style­ of typical 'Sun' reading Football Fan­ oiks'.
    Lets hope, for their sake, that they too­ don't succumb to the very real illness that is­ depression.
    Ian R

    From ianr7878, on Wed 22 Apr 8:43AM
  13. Normally like your articles, this one is a waste of­ space!

    From Jon B, on Tue 21 Apr 11:34PM
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    You're a waste of space Hamilton. I thought­ we'd got rid of you in 2004. Get the­ message-Cycling doesn't need you. Cancer is a real­ disease. Depression is a politically correct disease.­ You idiots out there, please don't give this cheat­ (who has probably earnt a decent living) any more­ income.

    From Sicyclist, on Tue 21 Apr 11:26PM
  15. Who writes this friggin' @#$% at Eurosport? This­ article is a waste of good electrons.

    From neshobeguy, on Tue 21 Apr 8:52PM
  16. is Hamilton F*ckin cheater worth writhing all this­ about him!!
    he is so sick that only Doping can make him­ feel good!! pathetic.
    his wife left him OO!,only Doping­ can make him come.
    His nice person dont ban him,let him­ ride with a bike without Saddle he wil go­ faster
    without doping.

    From khalleo, on Tue 21 Apr 8:31PM
  17. I wonder if the Katusha team will ever race in­ Israel?...

    From barbarawalton35, on Tue 21 Apr 5:16PM
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