Eurosport - Mon, 23 Nov 14:14:00 2009
There are no prizes for naming our player of the week, with Jermain Defoe leading a Tottenham-dominated Premier League first XI.
How it works
We take marks out of 10 awarded to Premier League players from a selection of six national newspapers - The Sun, Daily Star, Daily Mirror, Daily Mail, The Times and the Guardian - then create an average and round to the nearest half. The top player in each position will be rewarded with a spot in the team of the week, while the worst scorers will be named and shamed in our Flops XI.
Team of the Week
It is almost impossible not to give Defoe full marks for smashing five in the 9-1 win over Wigan.
And it only seems fair that he should be partnered by club and occasional national team-mate Peter Crouch, who scored one, should have got more and was a total nightmare for the Latics defence.
Spurs wide-man Aaron Lennon was in scintillating form and is joined by team-mate Niko Kranjcar in a good week for midfielders. Top-drawer performances from David Dunn, Michael Essien and Jimy Bullard meant that Darren Fletcher, Andre Bikey, Florent Malouda, Javier Mascherano and Lorik Cana were edged out when ordinarily they would have been a shoo-in.
Goals galore also meant fewer defenders made the cut, with John Terry imperious in Chelsea's 3-0 win over Wolves, while Paulo Da Silva was a revelation in Sunderland's win over Arsenal.
Fleet Street rated United's bounding full-back Patrice Evra just above Burnley's Stephen Jordan, who was unlucky not to make the cut, while in goal a penalty save by Thomas Sorensen in Stoke's 1-0 win over Portsmouth was enough to give the Dane the nod.
Team of the week (3-5-2 ):
GK: Thomas Sorensen (Stoke) 7
RCB: Paulo Da Silva (Sunderland) 7.33
CB: John Terry (Chelsea) 7.33
LCB: Patrice Evra (Manchester United) 8
RM: Aaron Lennon (Tottenham) 9
LM: David Dunn (Blackburn) 8.33
CM: Michael Essien (Chelsea) 8.33
CM: Jimmy Bullard (Hull) 8.33
CM: Niko Kranjcar (Tottenham) - 8
FW: Peter Crouch (Tottenham) 7.33
FW: Jermain Defoe (Tottenham) 9.67
Flops XI
It is great testament to just how bad Wigan were that keeper Chris Kirkland was nowhere near being the worst of the bunch, despite conceding nine.
Instead, Wolves shot-stopper' Wayne Hennessey makes the grade for being rubbish for two of Chelsea's goals, while the entire Wigan back four comfortably qualify.
Their Latics team-mates Hendry Thomas, Mohamed Diame and Jason Scotland were not quite as bad as their ratings suggest, unfortunate to be in with a terrible bunch by default.
Salif Diao was widely condemned for his performance in Stoke's win over Pompey, hauled off after 57 minutes, while young Dan Gosling was somewhat harshly rated as not good enough' in Everton's defeat to Manchester United.
Flops of the week (4-4-2):
GK: Wayne Hennessey (Wolves) - 4.33
RB: Mario Melchiot (Wigan) - 4.33
CB: Emerson Boyce (Wigan) - 3.33
CB: Titus Bramble (Wigan) - 3.33
LB: Erik Edman (Wigan) - 3
RM: Dan Gosling (Everton) - 4.67
CM: Salif Diao (Stoke) - 4.33
CM: Hendry Thomas (Wigan) - 4.67
LM: Mohamed Diame (Wigan) - 4.67
FW: Johan Elmander (Bolton) - 4.67
FW: Jason Scotland (Wigan) - 4.67
Team of the Season
Shay Given is head and shoulders above the rest as stand-out keeper so far this season, with nearest challenger Brad Friedel a whopping 0.3 points average behind.
Fletcher's wonder-goal against Everton means he regains his place from Sunderland's Andy Reid, who played well enough in the win over the Gunners but slips just out of the running.
Villa's Richard Dunne retains his midfield place despite a dodgy performance at Burnley in a bad week for defenders, but with John Terry just 0.03 points behind the Irishman expect the Chelsea captain to return soon.
David Dunn's brilliant performance against Bolton made his place safe as he starts to show the form that earned him an England call eight years ago, while Jimmy Bullard could threaten the likes of Cesc Fabregas if he manages to stay fit.
The forward pairing of Didier Drogba and Robin van Persie stays untouched, although with both ruled out through injury expect the likes of Defoe and Wayne Rooney to start knocking.
Team of the Season (4-4-2, minimum seven starts):
GK: Shay Given (Manchester City) - 7.08
RB: Glen Johnson (Liverpool) - 6.91
CB: Thomas Vermaelen (Arsenal) - 6.94
CB: Richard Dunne (Aston Villa) - 6.84
LB: Ashley Cole (Chelsea) - 6.73
RM: Darren Fletcher (Manchester United) - 7.22 (NEW ENTRY)
CM: Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal) - 7.33
CM: David Dunn (Blackburn Rovers) - 7.29
LM: Craig Bellamy (Manchester City) - 7.26
FW: Robin van Persie (Arsenal) - 7.33
FW: Didier Drogba (Chelsea) - 7.47
Flops of the Season
Some shocking performances this week mean there are four new entries in our flops section, all of whom have decreased their points average from last week.
Two, however, only come in because prior incumbents failed to make the cut for falling short of our criteria demanding at least half the season's matches have been played: Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink was on the bench for Hull's draw with West Ham while Carlo Cudicini will be spared the wooden gloves award after his unfortunate accident ruled him out for three months.
They are replaced by Pompey striker Aruna Dindane and Manuel Almunia, who is now rated the worst keeper in the Premiership despite being at an Arsenal side with serious title aspirations.
Otherwise, Morten Gamst Pederson of Blackburn comes in for Marouane Fellaini, while Gosling's bad day at the office drags him beneath Dean Marney.
Flops of the Season (4-4-2, minimum seven starts):
GK: Manuel Almunia (Arsenal) - 5.76 (NEW ENTRY)
RB: Paul McShane (Hull City) - 5.28
CB: Jloyd Samuel (Bolton) - 5.52
CB: Marc Wilson (Portsmouth) - 5.46
LB: Herita Ilunga (West Ham) - 5.42
RM: Greg Halford (Wolves) - 5.63
CM: Dan Gosling (Everton) - 5.56 (NEW ENTRY)
CM: Morten Gamst Pedersen (Blackburn) - 5.67 (NEW ENTRY)
LM: El-Hadji Diouf (Blackburn) - 5.61
FW: Aruna Dindane (Portsmouth) - 5.85 (NEW ENTRY)
FW: Jason Roberts (Blackburn) - 5.71
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jow does that work chelsea and tootenham are rivals
simples....he plays for arsenhole!
Pity.. 7 out of the 11 flops of the week were from Wigan.
But I thank Tottenham for such a match.
Now, they are my second fav. team, next to CHELSEA!
Almunia sucks!
i agree with comment #2, a bit unfair for the wolves keeper to be on the flop list. i mean come on, playing against Chelsea at stamford bridge, a bit of a Herculean task if u ask me.
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Dunn for England. Class!!!
Also Fraser, the +8 goal difference that Spurs got, they got a total of -8 for DEFEATS at Chelsea Arsenal, and Manu
almunia is better than Gomes, Kirkland, Jensen, Hart, Green, James, Jaskelleinen, Sorenson, Robinson, Myhill, Fulop and Hennessey. HOW THE HELL IS He IN FOTW? HOW?
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lets not get carried away it was only one game a great game of course but lets do it more often then we can say we are good enough for the top four but well done spurs keep it up
SPURS TO WIN THE TITLE!!!!
its interesting to a sunderland fan that there are three flops
all ex roy keane buys in flops of the season...mcshane,halford,diouff .....and it shows how he wasted
a lot of the money given to him.....bruce has spent much better...da silva..turner..mensah..cattermole...bent...campbell..
a nd the best of the lot cana.......what a player!
it shows getting the right manager to spend the money is key.
well done brucie...you fat geordie b@stard!
Jermaine Defoe should be the 1st Choice England Striker and cemented in the World Cup Squad. Rooney should be the one fighting it out with the likes of Bent, Crouch, Agbonlahor and Cole to partner him. He's been persistently scoring and grown up so much since being brutally dropped from the 2006 World Cup Squad for that young fella... whats his name? oh Walcott... I don't rate Carlton Cole personally but he partners with Defoe so well i'd have had another look already and we know from yesterday that Crouch and Defoe works. Its up to the others to show they can partner up too but there aren't enough games to try now. Bent and Rooney was a big fail against Brazil and we're running out of games to experiment.
Come on you spurs, Defoe and Lennon for England and of course SIR david Beckham
kranjcar was great
No 14 Lawrence, you are a mug boy, just jog on son, COYS.
Still a bunch of clowns-when will Harry get rid of his twitch?
Defoe and Lennon were outstanding but surely there were better performers than Crouch
Chelsea beat Wolves 4-0, not 3!
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