On the eve of England's clash with France, we spoke with former Les Bleus midfielder Vikash Dhorasoo and found out about his proclivity for violence towards stuffed animals.

- If you were one of the A-Team, who would you be?

What's the name of the funny guy in the Mr. T show? Hannibal. Definitely.

- If a grizzly bear and a tiger shark had a fight who would win?

The bear.

- What is your favourite film?

2001: A Space Odyssey. I love it for the dialogue. They talk too much..

- When was the last time you threw a punch?

When I was two and a half years old. It was at my stuffed animal. My teddy bear.

- How big is your television?

I forgot. It's been a long time since I turned on the television.

- Barack Obama, John McCain or Hillary Clinton?

Barak Obama.

- Who is your ideal woman?

She has to be pretty like my wife, and intelligent, like my wife.

- What is your culinary speciality?

Of course I cook. My speciality is chicken Tikka Masala (laughs).

- Is darts a sport?

Yes, it's a sport. There's competition.

- What car do you drive?

I drive a family car.

- What is your favourite gadget?

My computer.

- What annoys you?

Doing interviews.

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