I have lived in Norwich, ever since the time my mother.­ spewed me out of her sewer into a grey February­ morning.
It was a cold dark night. the mist was­ swirling around the Norfolk and Norwich hospital.
the­ moon shone through for a brief second, before being­ swollowed again in a devouring devilish dirty fog.
The­ poor old midwife screamed and ran down the ward­ slapping herself as she went..
My good old­ mother,looked in horror at my father.Who as it happens­ turns out to be my uncle as well.
But i digress, the­ midwife was still screaming, slapping her self and the­ nurse who asked her what the matter was.
And she told­ the nurse that the baby she had just delivered, had­ webbed feet...
The nurse laughed a hearty laugh and­ thought she must be from outside of Norfolk!
and told­ her to look at all the other children's feet in the­ ward....Look she said its normal for Norfolk.
some have­ webbed feet, some have webbed hands.. but that the­ hands was a rare one, as that is passed from father to­ daughter, and only happens about one in every ten­ kids.
Most of our inflictions here are deafness­ dumbness and blindness
So dont worry your pretty­ foriegn head about it. they will all grow up to be­ Norwich city supporters anyway!
And so it has come to­ pass that the good inbred people of Norwich city are­ DEAF DUMB AND BLIND.
For they continue to follow­ blindly and mutely as there team is run into the ground­ by Delia smith....the self confessed Ipswich­ supporter.
So as Delia grows rich off the backs of the­ Norwich city faithful....they all follow follow..the­ Ignorance of the inbred supporters is quite­ astounding.
for they surely must be 1st class­ simpletons of the highest degree, to put up with the­ club. they say they love.
And stand by and watch it run­ into the laughing stock of British football.
The­ foreign nurse went back home to London bye the­ way..Just in case you were wondering like! these­ cockney's never stay the course.
un like the­ Norwich city fans who are ha

who are having a whale of a time in thinking that they­ are a forward thinking club
Reborn in an afternoon,­ with paul lambo at the helm. and beating W W five two.­ Oh yes W W a former non league club.
So the sister­ sleeping supporters hale the new coming! the board rest­ safe in the knowledge that the fans are as thick as a­ ...Well an inbred of course they no the score... they­ no they are safe. so they will continue too miss manage­ a once great club...they were handed the mandate from­ Robert chase..
and told to run with it. and so they­ have...and so the ambitions of the board will be­ realised and Norwich will undoubtedly become a non­ league club.
That is unless the blood of Norfolk is­ diluted by some outsiders from say London or god bless­ from Suffolk..they no what true ambition is they have­ the manager and the board in place.
WAKE up people too­ how your club is being run.....

At least the new manager has shown more sense than the­ previous 6 and actually dropped the prat.

Get rid of Donkerty