p.s "A level Psychology" I had to laugh mate

Well done checkerboard it's very rare to come­ across such a narcissistic egocentric with such good­ insight into their own problems,could be hope for you­ yet.
p.s Have to agree with the comments about Geordie­ birds though. Q) How do you know when a Geordie lass­ reaches orgasm? A) she drops her pie.

Guys stick to football...... if you want to slag each­ other off ........f**k off onto MSN and play to your­ hearts content

to checkerboard500.... we dont all live in Newcastle­ you PRI*K so watch your mouth or you mind find it being­ re-arranged for you one day!

Rick Moth the only reason you say thicko geordies were­ ok is because you feel safer and more secure being­ around people even more stupid and simple then­ yourself.

Case in point Cameron said probably about 20­ posts ago now that this is his last post. Yet still­ keeps posting. Do you see why you think they are thick­ ok? If they knew you liked them because they are that­ way then they might not feel the same way about­ you!

To Jack if i did visit my GP no doubt he would be­ impressed by Spurs still being in the Premiership. If I­ supported a championship side like Newcastle he would­ probabley be quite disgusted and tell me to support a­ team that wasn't just relegated in such a pathetic­ manor.

Also I studied A-level Psychology thank you! I­ know all about the models of therapy Biological,­ psychodynamic, behavioural , cognative etc and I know­ all the different types of Schizophrenia, paranoid,­ residual, Catatonic etc.

When I have been to Newcastle­ and St James park I couldn't help but notice 10 out­ 10 people I met and spoke had some form of a mental­ disorder! There was definetly a look of the lights are­ on but no-ones home. Cameron is case in point here.­

All they kept saying was in their stupid accent was­ 'Way aye man, I'm from Newcastle like!'­ What a bunch neaderthal cavemen! Most of the women were­ ugly too. All inbred no doubt!

If Alan 'chose the­ wrong club' shearer dosen't stay on then it­ makes this great joke true

whats the difference­ between Alan Shearer and NUFC?

Shearer will be on­ Match of the day next season !!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha­ ha ha ha ha!

So will Spurs and Sunderland!

checkerboard5000 have you considered a vist to your GP­ recently? there are some very useful drugs available­ such as chlorpromazine,flupenthixol and Thioridizine­ that he could prescribe to help you.Reading between­ your lines I think you've probably had some­ considerable psychiatric involvement in the past but if­ not, there is help out there for you.You're a­ cockney who supports Spurs,now although this sounds a­ very serious condition there are others out there like­ yourself,you are not alone.With the right behavioural­ therapy and medication,one day you could return to­ mainstream society and enjoy football for what it is­ i.e a sport,game,leisure activity.I think once you­ reached this stage of enlightenment your­ friends,real,imagined and otherwise would feel a whole­ lot safer around you.Failing this I recommend a very­ large dose of insulin,it's painless and would do­ everyone a big favour.

cameron w some of your lads came South to work and when­ you get to know them they are decent people.Wish you­ well in The Championship.

Rick Moth,
Nice one mate: good luck to your team in the­ Premier League & Cups next season - i've a­ feeling they'll do very, very well!

It's funny on this thread people keep denying they­ are Newcastle fans yet keep defending them. What are­ you doing here then? Now thats suspect! Too ashamed to­ admit it online? Wow it must be shamefull ha ha ha­ ha!

To Rick Moth the diseased simpleton. Do you know­ how many decent amateur Boxing clubs there are in­ London? Not many you T.W.A.T. This whole North/south­ divide is a fantasy you fool. I'm from North of­ the Thames! Dosen't exist like it used to in the­ 60's/70's. Only in some of the council estate­ gangs. The lodge is only a 15 min walk from­ Westminister bridge anyway idiot. Incase you don't­ know the bridge it is on the Thames! Would you like­ anymore geography lessons? How can you assume also I­ have never read about the holocaust? I did history at­ school but I don't bring up these subjects when­ I'm angry unlike Cameron. Racism has no place in­ 2009 shame on you.

Also we have no evidence for­ camerons apparently special needs family (his words not­ mine) he is probably a hermit anyway with no life­ outside of watching Newcastle get relegated ha ha ha­ ha!

However we do have evidence for his racism and the­ fact he even brought up Gas chambers at all says it­ all. It's only a game cameron so just calm down­ yeah? Not all jews are bad ok? They certainly don't­ need reminding of the gas chambers so I would ask in­ future you learn to control yourself ok?

but back to­ the topic at hand. Whats black and white, s.h.i.t,­ useless and going downhill fast?

The Toon

Who plays­ in the Premiership?

Not the Toon!

Why do Geordie­ Supporters have Moustaches?

So they can look like­ their Mothers.

What do Toon fans and laxatives have­ in common?

Both irritate the absolute @#$% out of­ you

but it's great knowing we will be playing in­ the Prem next season. THE BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD! and­ your not a part of it anymore!

Get used to it!

cameron w that nutter definitely had a bad case of­ testosterone poisoning and his geography was­ suspect.Lambeth is South of the Thames.White Hart Lane­ is North of the Thames.North London boys didnt like­ south London boys.

Behave Jack: hey what about that nutter huh?
Jack, i­ like your baiting; that's the way it should be done­ and NOT his way.
I can see it's gonna be a tough­ Summer; i better get growing that thick skin huh?

p.s is the rumour true that Shearer now gets his wife­ to put black and white stripes on her face so­ she'll go down on him without putting up a­ struggle? . . . sorry couldn't resist it.

Cameron and checkerboard what can I say? you guys­ pretty much covered all the bases yesterday didn't­ you.We had holocausts,autistic kids,alligators in the­ sewer . . "Football isn't a matter of life and­ death . . it's more serious than that" ha ha­ you mustn't have had time to eat.

cameron w please accept my apology as not all Spurs­ fans are like checkerboard5000.His remarks are bang out­ of order and the more posts he wrote(so full of­ typos)the deeper the hole hes dug himself.I'm not­ Jewish but I have read about the Holocaust and­ Checkerboard5000 definitely hasnt otherwise he would­ NEVER have made such offensive remarks about children­ with "special needs".

my clubs bigger than yours,na na nana na.!gran

hey checkerboard5000 I'm not a newcastle fan you­ dimwit. the usual spurs assumption eh

just clicked on this thread and WOW. Anti-Geordie­ comments racist vile comments too. THIS IS A FOOTBALL­ THREAD NOT A BNP GROUP.......LOSERS.
And­ checkerboard5000, not all geordies are thicko as you­ put it just as all southerners aren't inbreds too.­ I am a Geordie and proud of my roots but I'm fair­ minded about people and where they are from.
On the­ football well Newcastle were rubbish this season and­ deserved to go down and some of the fans are deluded if­ they think it's as hoe-in to bounce straight back­ up. I see a struggle next season
On a positive note it­ might weed out the Keegan supporters and let back in­ the true Newcastle utd fans

You are right Byronrube it is only game. It's a­ pity racists like Cameron can stoop to such levels.­ It's only a bunch of blokes kicking a ball about a­ pitch for crying out loud. Yet Cameron felt the need to­ bring up the Holocaust and Gas chambers etc. I wish Mr­ cameron sir that you could see through your hate and­ anger and know that Jews are people too and to bring up­ such sensitive subjects shows what venom you have­ toward them.

Shame on you sir. This is 2009 ­ NOT 1945!

Think about that will you.

Yes Rick Moth I have had the unfortunate pleasure of­ doing so on a number of occasions. Found it very hard­ to understand what some of them were saying half the­ time. Certainly noticed a lower intellect typical of­ most Northern football fans.

It's an experience I­ care not to repat thank you.