p.s I recognise that picture of Viduka,wasn't it­ taken just after that nasty incident when he ate one of­ the linesmen?

yeah I had a look when I got back but decided to wait­ until the dust settled a bit,some of the vitriol a­ little bit heavy for my liking.Taking the p1ss is one­ thing,but the ammount of hatred in some people­ transends partisanship and enters a whole­ different,very irrational place,a lot of insecurities ­ and frustrated lives become apparent on these­ pages.Sirstevejones "keep Britain white" what­ a complete head the ball.

I know jack, i even gave you the thumbs up mate; what a­ nutter, and as for that sirstevejones one, i've­ seen his comments around the doors - another prize­ cuckoo.
Hey jack, did you see the stuff immediately­ posted following our relegation?
Some of the threads­ had over a thousand comments, some real, real nasty­ stuff - puts the stuff our little bantering team gets­ up to, right in the shade!

Cameron you should check out the 'taylor slams­ stars' 'thread,checkerboard starting to lose­ containment and on our Dwight Yorke thread we've­ got sirstevejones our very own white supremisist,you­ couldn't make it up the misfits that these sites­ attract,it just scares me that they live freely to walk­ ammong the same people that my kids do.Then there's­ the muppet on the boxing site who thinks it's no­ big deal that tyson's daughter died,scarey days my­ friend.

Anyone have a brain in the North East, god this forum­ is full of comments from idiots or people booking­ places for the summer at Rampton Lunatic­ Hospital.
There again living in the North East would­ ensure any sane of person would be driven to insanity.

I admire your interpretation of my IDentity JojO..­ However, I don't think 'Pacoderm Rock' ­ would of been as successful for The Stone Roses 20yrs­ ago!
You seem to be missing the point my­ far-from-friend, It is: 'Bell-End' ..­ Singular, Non-Plural.. YOU!
Now, listen-in and learn..­ In the late 19th Century, there were actually TWO­ football teams in the City of Newcastle (We have a­ Cathedral too..!).. namely 'East End' and­ 'West End' - who amalgamated in 1892..­ Credit-Crunch then too! Newcastle United wore Red­ Shirts and White Shorts until the more recognised Black­ and White strip was chosen in 1894.. Which, opens a­ whole host of discussions/arguments/probabilities...­ However, this is apparently a 'Football­ Forum'... So, let us remain loosely in it!­
Reverting to 'dragging' incorrect slander from­ Two Centuries footballing history is quite pathetic..­ especially regarding cotton material... Why not­ 'rub our faces in it' about the 9 - 1 SAFC­ victory in 1908 ..?
I'm bored of you, and my­ finger-tips seem to be bleeding from all this­ extra-informative typing.. I hope we (NUFC) welcome­ you back to Tyne - Wear derby's .. In the­ Championship... Hopefully that might mute you!

Jo the not funny Joke:
Blaydon in Durham, please­ behave?
Your argument comes apart at the seams, just­ like your defence, when you state, and i quote:-
'­ Blaydon is in what was Durham­ '
You see JokeJo, It­ is the word . . . 'W A S' . . . . that kinda­ does for you!
WAS, meaning as past tense, not now, used­ to be, no longer.
Like us at NUFC; we used to be a­ Premier League side but now we are not.
Starting to get­ the picture?
Oh and yes, do you think we are all­ amnesiacs here or something?
WE KNOW we are a­ Championship side Jokejo, we aren't ashamed of it -­ in fact, many of us are looking forward to the­ challenge. Just be happy that you got a rich­ benefactor; what's the matter, are you more­ interested in the goings on of our small little club­ than those of your own. Get back to the safc pages,­ they really do need the input; nobody's taking much­ notice of ellis short-sightedness' takeover i see.­ Small club equals zip interst huh? The decent folks of­ safc like jack, patrick, heslop et al came along, gave­ their obligatory digs and left it that - they­ aren't boring us to death with the same old, same­ old. Either think of something original, or just jog­ along ok . . JokeJO?

Personally JokeJo Im a Toon fan but like 2 see all the­ North East teams do well but your just a tipical mackem­ scumbag. do us all a favour and post some articles­ elsewhere!!! Geordie for life and no league or­ criticizem will change that!!! so @$%# off!!!

Pacodermic Rock ...Nothing wrong with MY geography oh­ high and mighty one. Blaydon is in what was Durham­ (Gateshead too) and Tyne and Wear no longer exists,­ except as a postal address, so Gateshead, was, is, in­ Durham. The song is Blaydon Races, not Balmbara's­ races or Scotswood Road races, so point is mine,­ methinks. As for bell-end, well, YOU lot are CCC we­ are not, you play (define play) against Peterborough et­ al, end of story. Enjoy the journey, may it end in­ Elland Road. By the way, YOUR team started in red and­ white stripes...fancy a change?

FAT VULTURE SHEPHERD IS HOVERING AROUND EYEING UP THE­ CARCASS OF ASHLEY'S NUFC. I'M NOT SAYING THAT­ SHEPHERD COULDN'T DO A BETTER JOB THAN ASHLEY, BUT­ DO WE REALLY WANT THIS DISCREDITED MAN BACK AT THE HELM­ OF OUR CLUB?

LET NOBODY FORGET THIS.. News of the­ World Exposé

In March 1998, Shepherd and Douglas Hall­ were the target of a News of the World exposé, led by­ the “Fake Sheikh” Mazher Mahmood. The pair, believing­ Mahmood to be a wealthy Arab prince trying to set up a­ business deal, were caught mocking the club's own­ supporters for spending extortionate amounts of money­ on merchandise, calling female supporters “dogs”, and­ mocking star striker Alan Shearer by calling him the­ "Mary Poppins of football", all while­ frequenting a brothel.

elephantstone
me too pal!

elephantstone may i say ta very much - that one had me­ in stitches - & cameron jokejo does not merit a­ reply worthy of your wit & banter

JojO.. Your Geographical Sense is as poor as your­ Common Sense... Blaydon-on-the-Tyne is in Gateshead.­ The song, versed by George 'Geordie' Ridley is­ about the events that occurred on that day from­ Newcastle, (actually, from a pub still in the Bigg­ Market today) to the Race Course in Blaydon via­ Scotswood Road. The reason NUFC is still 'being­ flagged' on this site is, that it cannot be updated­ until all the fixtures have been published for the­ coming season - whether it be Premiership or­ Championship - But still, JojO look on the bright side,­ at least SAFC still have the honour of breaking the­ Premiership Leagues worst Points Tally ever recorded, a­ title held previously by SAFC.. Now jog-on, and close­ the door after you. Bell-End.

Jojo must love NUFC, he never stops talking about them,­ mind you though, most of what he talks about is little­ kiddies talk. He is not to be scorned, he is to be­ pitied......

Oh ,back to the main subject...Viduka is another­ mercenary who follows his wallet, from Leeds to Boro to­ Cloontoon, he's past it and will suffer more from­ injury than goals. Where are Bowyer, Kewell and co.­ now?

They all went down to Villa Park, Twas the 24th May.­
Hoping God would smile on them, Upon the Sabbath day.­
Proud as punch in stripy shirts, Cream of the Geordie­ nation.
Ganning along to Birmingham, To see the­ relegation.
Oh me lads, you should've seen them­ crying, watching the shambles on the pitch, Premier­ dreams a'dying.
All the lads and lasses there, All­ had gloomy faces.
Ganning doon to the Championship,­ woz all of shearer's aces

I don't need to stereotype you. Job already done,­ by your own fair hand.

Grow up will you jokejo!
Or at least do as i say and­ change the record; get some new comedic material, all­ the decent Toon Relegation 'gags' have been­ milked dry and i am bored!
You obviously haven't­ read any of my posts on this club's or safc's­ pages re: safc and relegation have you - enlighten me­ please, why would i have celebrated if safc got­ relegated? Are you stereotyping me jothejoke?
To the­ story,
Viduks, class player in his day - well past it­ now as far as any form of season-long football demands­ go.
However, he may still do a job for Australia though