doris why do you keep posting that????? have you­ turrets in your fingers or something???.....

well said foeyp,couldn't agree with you more

foeyp, get it right.......CHORLTON-C U M- HARDY, right­ ..............

foeyp chris, as a player, when he is on form their are­ few that can touch him, he has power and pace with­ skill and vision i would say an all round striker of­ high quality.....as a person, well even though he wears­ the red of united that does not disguise the fact he is­ a bin dipper, and i have said many time i would not boo­ him whilst ever he wears a united shirt, but it has­ never sat right with me that he's a scouser playing­ at OT.......and before you get on the owen trip,­ he's from chester although he had a stint at­ analfield does not make him scouse.....

its a good job you can't hear peoples accents on­ this yahoo boards as you would fins scouse hater the­ avid Manure fan is actually a mockney Lives near­ Charton and masquerades under about 5 different names­ to name a few dazmanutd silent assassin badger.­ He's a right warped little schitzo

APPLICATION FORM FOR MUFC SUPPORTERS CLUB

I wish to­ become a Manchester United supporter and I confirm­ that:

1) I was born nowhere near Manchester and am­ prepared to show no loyalty to teams located in my­ local area.

2) I confirm that I know absolutely­ nothing about football and will never seek to improve­ on my ignorance.

3) I am a pretentious glory seeker­ and have rejected supporting my local team on the­ grounds that they might not give me enough reflected­ kudos.

4) I am prepared to eat prawn sandwiches and­ totally reject meat pies, burger and chips and pints of­ beer on the grounds that these reflect the traits of­ true football fans from other clubs.

5) I will buy a­ replica shirt at least twice a year and appreciate the­ kindness of the club in regularly changing the design,­ of transferring Ronaldo and Tevez and of increasing­ prices in the Club shop, in the interests of us­ supporters.

6) I am only interested in winning and­ will sulk unreservedly if we do not win every game.­ Equally I will stop watching matches if we do not win­ regularly and will switch my allegiance to another team­ if they look more likely to win trophies.

7) I will­ never publicly admit that Sir Alex Ferguson may have­ Alzheimer`s disease, that the Glazers have no money and­ that the club is in huge debt and that our best days­ may well be over.

8) I am a total­ t**t.

Signed....................

Some of the grammar and sentences here are just­ horrible!!! Did any of these idiots’ graduate from­ University or even go to college? Talk about parents­ needing motivation to ensure that their kids are well­ educated, just log unto these yahoo forums and see the­ about of illiterates around. I find myself reading­ sentences again and again just to make sense to what­ these morons are saying!!

Back to the game tomorrow, I­ think it will be a tough game like always. I think with­ Ronaldo gone Man U definitely have lost more fire power­ than we have with Adebayor. If Cesc plays tomorrow­ alongside Song and either Denilson or Diaby with­ Arshavin, Van Persie and Eduardo up front (please­ Wenger don’t start with Bendtner ) in the 4-3-3­ formation then I fancy our chances. The midfield­ battle will decide the game, best of luck Arsenal.

All the salford red sox fan's are now wearing barca­ shirts now.ha ha fickle manure fans

Whatever Fella,go ask your mum to make you some jellied­ eel's and then relax with some chas and dave music­ ,you southerner's wind up so easy,love it,Don't­ worry about city's 3 star's,you have been­ tossin over badge to long..never mind,do me a favour­ don't turn into a city fan in 3-4 years,we­ don't need window licker's..

scouse hater what do you actually think of Wayne Rooney­ as a player and a person?

I think it will be a close battle but United to win.­ 1-0.

@Doris Im a Man u fan, i was "born and bred"­ in manchester and I see far more United shirts in­ manchester than city shirts..
I see a few more city­ shirts nowadays though since all the money arrived,­ before that they were all wearing Chelsea and Arsenal­ shirts. :D

you dont pay tax to manchester, cos you all live in­ stockport......

doris blue nose you will find its Manchester city­ council fella, that's were mine goes­ to.....dipstick eheheh

doris i think you need to get a reality check fella, 10­ year plan??, what will that be 4 stars to symbolise 40­ years without winning the title. all the money in the­ world can not buy you the class we have, the stature we­ have, the trophy's we have, the lineage we have, we­ have always been the bigger brother and you will always­ be in our shadow, get used to that little fact.......

2-1 to the gunners.....man u are on a happy downward­ slide...hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

COME ON YOU­ GUNNERS

MU vs Arsenal classic match? U r gonna be kidding.... I­ bet these two team will be relegated by end of the­ season..Hell Yeah! M. City rules!

Manchester utd fans pay council tax to salford council­ ,sorry i mean london borough council dipstick,ha ha­ lmao

dorris Small club with 3 stars on top of their badge­ to symbol 10 years of no trophies for each star! CITEH­ also boast a stadium (the council house) paid for by­ manchester united fans from there council tax (as city­ fans dont pay it in general) .....

city are aiming for a top 6 position this­ season,can't see us doing any better,it is a ten­ year plan to make salford red sox look stupid.history­ is there to be written,no point boring people about the­ past like manure l-pool etc,manure have been buying­ titles for years and spoiling the epl ,almost like the­ boring spl,the new world order is coming and fergie and­ the cockney's don't like it when the big­ rollers come into town ,unlike the skint yanks who­ don't have ten bob .ha ha ha