Armchair Pundit

Tevez can only derail City

Should Tevez be told to pack his bags again?For those in favour of Carlos Tevez's return to the fold at Manchester City, he is just what they need.

A bit of pep, a dash of zing, to perk up their title challenge at a time when it is in danger of stalling.

City stand on the brink of their first league championship since 1968 - Tevez can push them over the edge.

This argument points to City's recent struggles in front of goal - Sergio Aguero, Edin Dzeko and Mario Balotelli having a lean time of it compared with their prolific early-season form.

No doubt, a happy Tevez is a brilliant footballer.

Yet the contention that City need another big-name forward is like saying the Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 'pineapple dress' just needs an extra splash of colour, and maybe a few sequins.

City's squad is overblown with world class players - they have their problems but a lack of talent is not one.

Aguero and David Silva are City's kingpins - the only two attacking players guaranteed a start in the big games.

Dzeko has been in and out of the side, clearly frustrated but still willing to put in a wholehearted shift.

Balotelli's temper, meanwhile, has led to the odd self-imposed exile. But when not suspended he has played several positions (including wide right) without complaint.

You very rarely get the best out of a player in such situations - so given the circumstances, they have actually been very impressive.

If Mancini can find a role for Tevez to support Aguero and Silva, all well and good.

But the Argentine's career at both Manchester clubs has followed the same trajectory. Happy when in form and playing every week; quick to whinge when pushed into a marginal role, incapable or unwilling to understand that he is on the bench because others offer a greater chance of victory.

Put simply, Tevez only sparkles when he is the centre of attention.

There is a reason why he has been compared to Rodney Marsh, the man whose arrival at Maine Road scuppered City's last serious title challenge.

Unless Mancini is prepared to hand Tevez the reins of City's title challenge (and if he is, he is mad), the player's prospective role is as a slight trade up from Dzeko and Balotelli.

But exactly what evidence exists to suggest that Tevez would relish such a role? None that I am aware of.

Tevez playing sport recentlyI thought the player's extended holiday in Argentina actually suited City rather well.

Tevez was out of sight and out of mind. City didn't have to pay him, they didn't have to watch him train half-heartedly, or skulk out of the club's Carrington training complex with his entourage. Plus they were able to look tough and make a stand.

Now he is back, I don't see the benefit. City have the players to win the league, and the suggestion they need an extra boost is unfounded.

They have the best squad by a long way, and they are already top. A limited Manchester United side have punched almost ludicrously above their weight to stay in touch, but this season it looks like the Reds who are the plucky challengers, set to fall away late on.

Apart from the Europa League - clearly a secondary priority - City have nothing to distract them from the final 13 league games of the season.

Nor do City have to worry about the psychological barrier of closing out the Premier League for the first time, which United wrestled with 20 years ago.

They have a squad packed with players who have won virtually every trophy going - World Cup, European Championship, Champions League, Europa League and every major domestic title - there is at least one player in the dressing room at Eastlands who knows what it takes to win all of the above.

City are on track. For all Tevez's ability, he merely risks derailing City.

If he were willing to assume the Michael Owen role, play a few easy games and help keep the more important legs fresh, fine.

For all Owen's tedious self-regard, he is happy to wait his turn, and usually scores when he does play.

That is Owen. It is emphatically not Tevez.

City do not need his talent, and they certainly do not need his dressing room 'influence'.

Send him back to the golf course.

 

63 comments

  • Tonny  •  Gaborone, Botswana  •  3 months ago
    Yah Yah Yah Tevez........grow up
  • sticker  •  3 months ago
    Talk about "derailing City", comments from the fans/media and comments from Tevez's own teammates are vastly different.

    Most fans and media said he is disruptive. But most of his teammates welcomed him back with open arms. The "friendly list" so far: Silva, Zabaleta, Lescott, Yaya, Milner, Richard.

    His teammates are the people closest to him in England. THEY KNOW HIM far better than anyone.
    Most fans and media never even know the guy in person. They just PRETEND they know him. A bunch of pretenders.
  • juan liner  •  2 months ago
    If city dont win the title and don`t play Tevez, everyone will say," should`ve played Tevez". Modern managers working with Prma Donnas like Tevez have it hard enough. I
  • Michael  •  Columbia, United States  •  3 months ago
    City are blessed with talent- in particular David silva whom i think is one of the finnest players in the world-Aguero nasri balotelli and kompany are among the best in the EPL so do they need tevez-yes they do-what a talent he is too- if they would combine there talents and leave there personalities on the sidelines City would be unbeatable-they have the best defense and a world class keeper in joe hart i would like to see that..
  • Ian  •  Basel, Switzerland  •  3 months ago
    City paid Tevez and his owners (not Man United) £23m to sign on his contract has years to run. If he ever plays again for them or not and no matter how rich a club they are that is still a lot of money. If they just get part of it back that will be a result for them. Less than ten years ago Manchester City were playing Macclesfiled Town in the next to lowest division, there fans stuck by them and they deserve better from Tevez. is a waste of space good player as he is he is very badly advised another huge move just wasn't on very few clubs now have the money, unlike City.

    Ian
    • sappercommando 3 months ago
      Ian, your article makes no sense at all; punctuation and grammar are certainly not your strong points.
  • Brian 3  •  Mersin, Turkey  •  3 months ago
    Tevez has only come crawling back because he was unable to agree anything with the two Milan clubs and PSG. He had nowhere else to go and he knew that if he did not play again this season then he would be totally unfit and unsellable by the summer.

    I'd be willing to bet that, after getting himself fit and maybe getting a few matches under his belt, he'll start acting up again just like any self-centred, whingeing schoolboy. He does not deserve to be playing in the EPL and City have done just fine without him.
  • jack  •  Manchester, England  •  3 months ago
    Laugh at this one at your peril!!
    Straight swap Tevez for Torres? What will Bet Fred give you for that one!!!!
    • Bill Payer 3 months ago
      I would go for Torres, he would slot right into his role at Leeds with Snoddy feeding him ball lol. seriously, Torres, as his support play isn't too bad but I can see him coming back it's just the money involved has collapsed his brain & he's in a viscious circle - send him on loan to Leeds for a couple of weeks.
    • David 2 months ago
      Ha Ha Ha Ha.
  • Beltenebros  •  3 months ago
    oh Alex, wishful thinking old chap.
    Shouldn't you mention on your little intro part, that you write for a Man Utd. Fanzine?
  • Chris101  •  3 months ago
    Everyone knows full well that when Tevez comes on to the pitch in a few weeks time, the City faithful will greet him ecstatically as though nothing has happened. Football is a moral abyss, and this sad tale plumbs such new depths that there simply isn't a word or phrase to describe it. Mancini and the players will greet him back with smiles on their faces because they will be under orders to do so. Mancini will look especially foolish. City fans under the glare of the worlds media will just look plain stupid. Tevez will split both dressing room and crowd loyalty because it's what he's good at.
    I doubt even Shakespeare could dream up such a wonderful tragedy of events.
    • ALLAN 3 months ago
      I take your point but dont agree. Mancini commands respect. The disciplinary process Tevez will have gone through will mean strict finiancial implications should he act in a way that the club sees as inappropriate. His influence over other players will be scrutinised and dealt with like a knife thru butter should they consider he is not displaying the right attitude. He'll play a subdued piecemeal part in city affairs between now & June and we will see him go perhaps back to Argentina. Cant see city sell him to AC or any other potential rival. They'll let him rot before they will allow that.
    • Roger 3 months ago
      I"m not so sre they will welcome him back wth open arms.he has hardly been a loyal club man has he?
    • PatSyCola - 3 months ago
      Chris....you could even be right about how this goes, where I would disagree though is that EVERY major club in sport would do EXACTLY the same as Man City, (even the clubs that you and I support) . Any pretence at principal or morality was overtaken by greed and self interest a long time ago.Good post from you though....
  • Dietwine  •  London, England  •  3 months ago
    This article is well expressed. Tevez is at best a distraction and worse a disaster waiting to happen. Man City are ready to sell him if they can find a buy.
  • Tel  •  3 months ago
    I believe the Argentinian Army are recruiting fit young men for some planned invasion of Las Malvinas, wherever that is! Perhaps Tevez should sign up and practice walking backwards quickly? He should take that silly scarf with him as it's pretty cold down there!
  • bilgepump  •  London, England  •  3 months ago
    Tevez plays for himself; let him get on and do it, if he can find some mug to continue paying him. Otherwise, let him just waste away until his own ego demands he accepts what he is worth to some club (?) and enables MC to sell him on.
  • IAN  •  Manchester, England  •  3 months ago
    One thing you are overlooking is his sell-on value. He is greatly devalued on the golf course, whereas a reasonable figure may be recouped if he is able to demonstrate commitment and fitness.
    • Mick Jones 3 months ago
      I agree. They tried unsuccessfully to sell him, and now they will try to make prospective buyers believe he's actually sane after all. Not sure if the money they'd get for him, is worth risking the title for. One moment of madness though and they might lose both the title and the sale.
    • gag 3 months ago
      He is essentially unsaleable; due to the high price they payed for him and the shortfall between city's valuation and his market value, any price they accept will look like they got done over by a stroppy player. Much better they use him for target practice in training and send him out for the reserves, just to humiliate him, until his contract expires; at least they come out of all this looking strong and maybe their burgeoning squad of prima donnas will think twice before throwing a diva.
    • Simmo160 3 months ago
      Demonstrate commitment and fitness? Commitment? Send him a dictionary.
  • Rinto  •  3 months ago
    they need tevez back to prepare him for transfer next season
  • gag  •  London, England  •  3 months ago
    If I was Manccini I'd butt fuck him with a pineapple before I let him play in my team again. If I was Sheik Mansour I'd take personal satisfaction in paying his wages every week, while ensuring he never plays for city again, as Tevez watched his best years friter away, sat on his arse, watching footy on the TV, knowing that he'll be past his best by the time his contract runs out and will have to live with the fact that his arrogant attitude prevented him from fulfilling his potential. If he gets treatment any better than this it will be more than he deserves, the prick.
  • Mitchell  •  St Paul, United States  •  3 months ago
    @ Jack: Even better swap: Torres for Walcott. Both teams would be helped by that (especially Arseanl, which is all that would matter)
  • chas  •  Manchester, England  •  3 months ago
    should never have come back apology or not
  • The Back Mechanic  •  London, England  •  3 months ago
    Tevez may well be back in the fold, but he has serially disrespected his boss, his employers and the clubs fans. His hollow words of apology were written for him and he knows that if he doesn't do what he's advised his career is finished. I don't think he'll be forgiven, ever and he'll be warming the bench until City can get rid of him. This story isn't over and he'll soon revert to type the slimy ungrateful dog that he is!
  • Roger  •  St Albans, England  •  3 months ago
    Tevez clearly has mental health problems.Add that to a nasty,self obsessed,greedy personality and you have to ask why City allow him within a mile of the club.
    Disruptive does not begin to describe it.
  • David  •  Brighton, England  •  2 months ago
    Teves is back because he is skint. Do you know how much green fees are these days?

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Alex Chick spent the World Cup pontificating from the comfort of his own front room, and will continue rambling about football from the dark recesses of the Eurosport office. Not so much Armchair Pundit as Swivel Chair Pundit. He has been Deputy Managing Editor at Eurosport-Yahoo! since 2007, although it took him until last week to work out how to use the photocopier.

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