Blazin' Saddles
  • Go, Johnny Go!

    What better way to celebrate your 28th birthday than go on a totally futile break and entertain the world with your ungainly pedalling style?

    Blazin' Saddles salutes Vacansoleil's Johnny Hoogerland for jazzing up an otherwise pretty dire stage seven of the Giro - and above all, for not taking himself, or anyone else for that matter, seriously.

    Not only did Hoogerland go hell-for-leather to chase down a quintet which was going to become Lampre and Liquigas fodder anyway; he also had the audacity to attack said group as soon as he caught them - even if it was readily apparent that he was on edge

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  • Ale-jet runs out of gas

    Twenty metres from the finish in Fuiggi, Alessandro Petacchi looked to have another stage victory in the bag. He then stopped pedalling.

    Spain's Francisco Ventoso couldn't believe his luck. He had done all the hard work in pegging back Danilo Di Luca; now his main rival for the win was gifting it to him on a plate.

    None of us could fathom what we were seeing. Ale-jet is a rider so ruthless, the idea of him throwing in the towel (unless in the mountains) is totally foreign. We're used to seeing Concorde, but here we got Ryan Air.

    So, why did Petacchi crumble? As hard as it is to get into the

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  • Remembering Wouter

    There's a time and
    a place for most things, but today any attempt at a light-hearted cycling blog
    would completely inappropriate. Instead, Saddles' thoughts go out entirely to
    Wouter Weylandt, his friends, team-mates and family.

    BS invites you to
    share your memories and offer your condolences to an explosive rider for whom
    stage three of a debut Giro last year brought sweet success - but stage three one
    year on, the ultimate price.

    RIP WW, 26 years young.

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  • Cav turns a corner

    He may be dating a Page Three glamour model, but sometimes things don't go Mark Cavendish's way.

    Many people would have watched the closing moments of Sunday's stage two and thought that Cavendish's outburst following Alessandro Petacchi's narrow win was the latest petulant outburst in a short career which has seen Cav two-finger, mouth off and snarl his way to the top.

    Except that he was entirely justified this time. Petacchi clearly veered into Cavendish's path on two occasions in the Parma finale, making a ham-fisted attempt at fair sprinting.

    Had the Sidi cycling shoe been on the other

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  • Vintage Arenberg

    Reclining on the sofa of his luxury Port Stephens apartment with live coverage of Paris-Roubaix on the box, it was only apt that Saddles cracked open a bottle of d'Arenberg pinot noir.

    Currently on his own tour Down Under, BS has grown accustomed to Australian wine - especially the red variety - and the time difference meant that this year's Hell of the North started just after Saddles had savoured a dinner of seared tuna followed by local barramundi with crispy skin and a chorizo ratatouille (truly historic).

    When choosing a wine from the local drive-through bottle shop (only in Australia...)

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  • Giro 2011: GC contenders

    One
    thing is certain: the winner of the 94th Giro d'Italia will be a
    mighty strong climber.

    With
    40 major mountain climbs, seven summit finishes - including one zesty uphill
    time trial - and time bonuses on all the uphill finishes, this year's race
    looks set to be a battle between proven climbers such as Alberto Contador,
    Vincenzo Nibali, Denis Menchov, Joaquim Rodriguez and Michele Scarponi.

    The
    race's first mountain-top finish comes as early as stage seven with a 17km climb
    to Montevergine di Mercogliano. Two days later the riders will have to tame
    both sides of the Mount Etna volcano on

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  • Yes to AV?

    Following two months in Australia
    and a few days in Hong Kong, Saddles returned to the UK this week to discover
    that, when not mesmerised by the peachy rear of the perma-tanned sister of a
    commoner named Kate who married a balding prince called William, everyone was
    harping on about AV.

    More precisely, either a
    resounding "yes" or "no" to AV.

    Just why everyone was so
    interested in Alexandre Vinokourov is another matter - he's not even racing the
    forthcoming Giro, which starts in earnest on Saturday in Turin and will be
    covered in its entirety by Saddles (lucky you).

    If Saddles had to vote

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  • Giro 2011: Sprinters guide

    With 40 major mountain climbs, seven summit finishes
    and numerous transfers, the 94th edition of the Giro d'Italia will
    hardly have the sprinters chomping at the bit.

    In fact, following stage 12's likely bunch sprint in
    Ravenna on Tuesday 19th May there are no flat finishes at all - so
    don't expect many (if any) of the peloton's fast men to make it all the way to
    Milan.

    It's a bit much to ask the sprinters to slog it out through
    the mountains for more than a week and then not even reward them with a chance
    to dispute the race's final stage. As such, it will be a big surprise if the
    winner of

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  • Chain reaction

    The world of cycling was plunged into turmoil on the Monday after Alberto Contador decided, following days of failing to cut Andy Schleck's slender lead, that he would try a new tactic and actually ride ahead of his rival instead of alongside him.

    Armchair pundits were divided on the controversial twist with some claiming Contador's attack was pretty exciting compared to watching a battle of attrition EVERY... DAY... while others were disappointed that the Spaniard would have the audacity not to give Schleck the requisite two-minute lead going into the decisive time trial in the Medoc just to

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  • What’s eating Gilbert Great?

    Forget Easter eggs this Sunday: Belgium's Philippe Gilbert hopes to
    serve himself a fourth course of succulent Ardennes pate with victory in
    Liege-Bastogne-Liege.

    And an unprecedented fourth Belgian classics win in two weeks would be
    sweet as chocolate for Phil Gil, who admitted after his imperious taming of the
    Mur de Huy in last weekend's Fleche-Wallonne that his excellent form is
    beginning to surprise even him.

    "I no longer know what my limits are," the limitless Gilbert
    said, not knowing if he should limit his post-race interviews to one major
    press junket or give Saddles a direct call for

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About Blazin' Saddles

Ever since he was bullied by his brothers into watching the Tour de France as an eight-year-old, Blazin" Saddles has been a cycling fanatic. As persistent as Voigt, as fast as Abdoujaparov, as voracious as Ullrich and as accurate as a Festina watch, Blazin' Saddles offers a lighter take on the oft-grave world of professional cycling. The self-styled best cycling-blog pedlar in the business, BS refutes sullied claims of doping levelled by his rivals: these nuggets are powered on Gerolsteiner fizzy water alone. Just ask BS's friend Bernhard Kohl for a reference.

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