Bunker Mentality would like to draw a line under the sand and talk about something other than Tiger Woods. No honestly, it really would!
Alas though, this is one story that is just going to run and run - a bit like one of Tiger's monster drives.
So instead we have trawled the web for the...ahem...'best' Tiger jokes that have come out since his unscheduled appointment with a fire hydrant.
Here we go - we'll be here all week...try the veal!
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Q: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 200 yards.
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Tiger Woods. Brilliant putter, not such a great driver.
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Apparently Phil Mickelson has been on the phone to Tiger's wife Elin. He was looking for some tips on how to beat him.
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Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever.
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Elin thought she was marrying a tiger, but has now learned he's really a cheetah.
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Elin can't really complain, she must have realised that golfers are always playing a round.
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Tiger's been dropped from the US Ryder Cup team as his terrible record at being beaten by the Europeans continues.
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New DVD: 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant'
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Q: What course gives Tiger the most trouble?
A: Intercourse.
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Not looking good for Gillette.
First was Thierry Henry's handball, now Tiger Woods is all over the papers for the wrong reasons.
Roger Federer must be a worried man!
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Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
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So Tiger Woods has hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Big deal, I do that every time I play golf.
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I brought the new Tiger Woods PGA game for my computer the other day and was very disappointed - it keeps crashing!
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Q: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
A: They were out clubbing.
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