Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and Jason Dufner relax ahead of the Presidents Cup (@PGATOUR)The official PGA Tour Twitter account, in its infinite and anonymous wisdom, decided to share this picture with the world as the Presidents Cup got under way on Thursday.
Frankly, we're slightly baffled. Is this an excruciatingly posed photograph masquerading as an off-the cuff moment?
Is it a genuine off-the-cuff moment that was so strange it looks like it must have been posed?
Has Phil Mickelson just decked Tiger Woods, and is he warning him with his down-turned palm not to get back up or there will be more of the same to come?
If so, is Jason Dufner earning a few dollars on the side as Mickelson's official henchman?
— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 3, 2013
And if not, did Woods fall over while pretending to ski down the stairs in an attempt to demonstrate to Mickelson and Dufner what his girlfriend, Lyndsey Vonn, does for a living?
Or perhaps he's reclining on the stairs to show off how much improved his back is ever since he rebuilt his swing for the nth time?
Or maybe he skidded across the room while showing off his latest dance moves, and Mickelson is merely telling him to cool it?
There are other questions too.
In 2013, is it really acceptable for anywhere - even in middle America - to have painted-on embossed wood to try and create an authentic gentleman's club feel?
And was it just us, or did the juxtaposition of Tiger's crotch and the balustrade make you snigger like a naughty 11-year-old in the playground?
Words have failed us - but perhaps you can help. All captions, explanations and outright fabrications welcome in the comments box down below.