Some people are simply never happy.
Royal Lytham has played host to some spectacular golf over the past two days: birdies flying in all over the place, monstrous par-5s being driven in two, shots holed from fairways, and of course Tiger Woods's memorable bunker shot into the cup on the 18th.
But it hasn't been one-way traffic: there have also been any number of disasters, from Phil Mickelson thinning the ball out of sand into an unplayable lie three yards away, Rory McIlroy going out of bounds off a teenager's head and poor old Richard Finch racking up a 10.
Yet still there is a predictable chorus of voices moaning that the pros have had it too easy at this year's Open. Rather than celebrate superb shotmaking and nerveless putting, commentators and players alike are queuing up to suggest that it's not a proper Open unless the wind blows at some stage. "Let's hope we have some proper weather at the weekend," many are saying, not least the BBC's team of rentagobs. "We want to see this course really test these players."
Anybody who says anything remotely along these lines is, however, an absolute idiot.
Bunker Mentality is closing in on a quarter of a century of watching The Open on TV. What makes it a great tournament isn't anything to do with the wind blowing, or the ground being hard and bouncy.
What makes it great is that fact that it's always so predictably unpredictable. It might be so windy that even making contact with the ball is a challenge, or it might not. Driving onto the fairways might be like trying to keep the ball on the deck of a tilting aircraft carrier, or it might not. Getting the ball close on the greens might be like trying to land a marble on a dustbin lid, or it might not.
And very often, all these conditions can change even within the space of one day, or even nine holes. It's simply not predictable.
But wishing for that unpredictability to be removed is crazy. If you want the same conditions every year you might as well move The Open to Florida and get a famous sponsor to pay for Mickey Mouse ears to be glued to the Claret Jug.
If the wind blows this weekend, that'd be great. BM is a huge fan of playing golf in the wind, and remembers fondly many rounds in its student days at a pre-royalty St Andrews University where it blew so hard that a 240-yard par-3 became a mere flick with an 8-iron, while a 330-yard par-4 in the other direction required two full-blooded blows with woods.
But if it doesn't blow, isn't that almost even more intriguing? Doesn't it bring in players who might otherwise struggle - not least the two most exciting players in the world Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy? Isn't it fascinating to see just how well - or otherwise - the world's best can do at a top links course in what should be perfect scoring conditions?
Of course it is. The Open isn't a test of golf in bad weather, it's a test of golf in whatever weather, good or bad, the British coast decides to provide over the course of four days in July. And for better or worse, that's exactly how it should be.
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When Webb Simpson won the US Open a few weeks ago, none other than the New York Times described him as a 'shock' winner of the title.
Of course, nothing could have been further from the truth. Simpson is one of the brightest new talents in the game, a proven tournament winner and the runner-up at the US PGA Championship just a few months beforehand.
But because he's not sexy, has an odd name and doesn't have clever PR guys, the people at the American Newspaper of Record decided that he was a minnow who had somehow swallowed a whale.
It was frankly ill-informed and insulting - yet Brandt Snedeker could well be heading for the same fate.
He, too, is not sexy, has a funny name and doesn't have clever PR people. Unlike Adam Scott.
So should Snedeker become another 'shock' winner of a Major on Sunday (and the way he has played so far suggests that he certainly might) here are a few facts: he is the world number 29, is a proven winner on Tour who won just a few months ago, and has a history of contending in Majors (he played in the final group at Augusta in 2008 and finished third).
Can he carry finish what he started? He certainly can, and the best of luck to him trying to do so because his golf so far has been a pleasure to watch.