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  • Beach Bum finally converts to a ton

    The accusation has
    often been levelled at Shane Watson that he spends more time at the beach or
    sculpting his biceps in the gym than he does in the nets, but his incredible career-best
    161 showed his class at the MCG.

    Watto is renowned
    for his penchant for curling beach weights during Australia training sessions
    instead of honing his cover drive or working on his off-cutters, and his
    consistent but unremarkable season has been overshadowed by his apparent
    inability to convert a half-century.

    But the all-rounder
    was utterly faultless and unerring in what Graham Gooch would term his 'Daddy
    100'

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  • Take Aussie win with a Finch of salt

    Twenty20 matches are decided by the smallest of margins, and it often takes a blistering knock late in the final overs of an innings to clinch victory. Here Australia were indebted to a stunning 53 from Aaron Finch.

    The burly 24-year-old Victorian came in at number six to plunder his half-ton runs off just 33 balls in a destructive, belligerent knock which proved to be the decisive contribution in a match which ended on the final ball.

    Not a single player from either side, with the exception of Finch, mustered more than 30 runs in a low-scoring encounter on a spongy pudding pitch with

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  • The time when England decimated Australia

    England fans will forever cherish the memory of this series.
    Decimation of Australia Down Under isn't likely to happen again, ever. And even if it does, the thrill
    of one-sided victories will have waned, and it would certainly lack the shock
    element of this series.

    The Ashes supporting
    tradition of watching the first hour before bed was extended for many beyond
    lunch until tea. And for those unable to stay awake, they woke up to good news
    on 18 of the 23 days of combat.

    The domination
    has been such that if you were picking an Ashes XI from this series, only Mike
    Hussey would be sure of a place

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  • Record broken, along with Australian hearts

    They say that winning is a habit, and Andy Flower's
    trailblazers would need to be admitted to a losing clinic the like of which
    Australia attended four years ago if they are to snap out of their
    record-breaking run.

    When debutant Chris Roger Woakes flicked a Shane
    Watson delivery wide of long on for a single, England had clinched their eighth
    successive Twenty20 victory, and with it had ensured that they are now unbeaten
    in all formats for 16 series.

    It has been a meteoric rise for the 21-year-old
    seamer, who was hastily shunted above Ajmal Shahzad and Graeme Swann in the
    batting order at the

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  • Ashes Warne-ing unfounded

    The conclusion of the inaugural IPL left a taste in Cowers' mouth as bitter as a witch's teet.

    Sunday's final victory for the Rajasthan Royals might have been a triumph for the underdog; a coup for the unsung, the obscure, the shrewd. Unfortunately, it was also a triumph for Shane Warne - and no-one wanted that.

    Thankfully, Warne's manager has confirmed that the England tormentor won't be making a Test comeback following the sudden retirement of Stuey MacGill.

    Not because he is desperately unfit, or as demotivated as a student with a DVD box set of 24, a free afternoon and a potfull of weed

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  • Colly lays the wood down

    Eng 297-6 (80 overs) - STUMPS!! Ambrose pulls Ntini away for his second boundary and England will take a 214-run lead into day four. Join us at 10am for coverage - you never know, it might be fun.

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    Eng 287-6 (77 overs) - WHAT A SHOT, A CENTURY!! Collingwood walks down the tracks and plants Harris into the crowd for the six that brings up his fifth Test century. A great comeback and is met with rapture from the crowd but reserved determination from the batsman. England now lead by 204 - time for a couple of more overs.

    Eng 279-6 (75 overs) - Colly flicks a low

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  • Beer steals The Hoff’s thunder

    It would have been hard for anyone to look more ridiculous than David Hasselhoff at the SCG on Tuesday but Michael Beer managed it - somehow overstepping while bowling his 50mph trundler to nullify Alastair Cook's gift dismissal. 

    Of course The Hoff was treated like a visiting God by a country where semi-ironic iconic status lasts at least five years longer than anywhere else in the world. 

    Known for his top-heavy beach-blonde sidekicks, it was no surprise to see The Hoff make a beeline for Shane Warne during the afternoon.

    In fairness to Beer he somewhat redeemed himself taking a steepling

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  • Take a bow, Alastair Cook

    The stark difference in mentality between England and Australia became obvious at the moment when Shane Watson took Alastair Cook's wicket on day three of the final Ashes Test.

    Despite having scored 189 to put England within sight of a series win - and accumulating the best Ashes total in Australia since the Bradman era - Cook could barely hide his disgust at a badly timed drive as he left the field to a great ovation.

    Watson, conversely, looked no less pleased than Shane Warne after the ball of the last century and double pointed to the sky for the divine inspiration that enabled him to bowl

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  • Khawaja gives Aussies reason to cheer

    On a gloomy Sydney day, Usman Khawaja gave Australia rare reason for cheer. Had the late afternoon rain fallen two minutes earlier he could have resumed his knock tomorrow rather than fall victim to his first false shot of the day.

    He couldn't quite emulate David Gower, a classy left-hander from another era, by hitting his first Test ball for four, instead prodding through the legside for two, but second-ball he hooked Chris Tremlett superbly to the square leg boundary.

    The headlines about him emulating the hundred scored twenty years ago on debut by Mark Waugh - a man who has championed

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  • Australia sunk like the Titanic

    Using the word Titanic to describe a cricketing calamity usually seems excessive. Not today, when Australia were out for their worst total batting first in an Ashes Test at the Adelaide Oval since the great liner perished.

    William McMaster Murdoch may not have had warning of an iceberg en route, but Australia can scarcely claim to have had insufficient warning of the phenomenon that sunk them as James Anderson bowled similarly brilliantly in the second innings at Brisbane.

    Mike Hussey hilariously suggested Anderson got "a bit of luck". From the guy who would have about 260 runs less if two

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About Cow Corner

Cow Corner had a sheltered upbringing - it was educated from home and forfeited text books for hardback copies of Wisden Almanack with the only visual stimulation being the John Player League. "Cowers" is the illegitimate sibling of Early Doors and can often be seen on park benches around St John"s Wood trying to sell signed copies of Colin Dredge’s autobiography. Cow has been known to bowl some military medium whilst wielding the long handle at the bottom of the order and answers to one God and one God only, that known as Benaud.

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