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  • England’s Bell-igerent new number three

    As
    Ricky Ponting once said, "a niggle is no reason for a rest", and Kevin Pietersen will have resented the call for him to 'take a blow' as he watched Ian Bell rack up a swift 82 over a
    crate of Castle Lager in his front room.

    Bell
    resisted the urge to point to the number three on the back of his shirt and
    flick the 'V' at the Trent Bridge media centre, a la Nasser Hussain, as he
    brought up his 16th ODI half-century, opting instead to sheepishly flick his
    blade towards the England balcony.

    Pietersen
    has not scored a one-day international 50 for 17 innings (since November 2008)
    which was,

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  • Tait ton lights up Lord’s

    Forget the match, the extremely sunburnt
    fans at cricket's HQ were treated to an enthralling and thrilling ton - and there
    was not a hefty lump of willow or a calculated swish of a sponsor's logo
    involved.

    Everyone remembers the nonchalant tuck
    into the leg side from Nick Knight as he treated a 100.2mph delivery from
    Shoaib Akhtar with contempt, and this time it was Craig 'ladies love it'
    Kieswetter who was equally unflustered.

    Belying the conventional theory of
    'easing into a spell', Shaun 'I did my warm up when I was 16' Tait sent down a delivery at 100.1mph in his first over
    which

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  • Pup and Punter at the races

    If there is one thing Ricky Ponting and Michael Clarke love more than
    telling reporters to "look, mate", it is gambling on the horses. Aside from that, a penchant for compiling big scores is also right up there.

    Both Pup and Punter racked up 90s, with the skipper scoring his runs at what
    Sir Vivian Richards would have termed 'a fair old lick', while even his vice had
    a respectable strike rate to go with his efforts as Australia beat England by 78 runs.

    Given 'Pup's' tepid scoring so far in the series, the cynical observers
    (Cowers included) pondered whether Andrew Strauss's inept grounding of

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  • What a day for glorious England

    On a day when England's football team were widely derided and Mueller-ed in South Africa, the nation's cricketers were busy notching up a series victory over their old rivals Australia at Old Trafford.

    England now have the bragging rights over Ricky Ponting's side in all three formats of the game having won the Ashes, the World Twenty20 and the one-day series.

    What is more, if Andrew Strauss's side win at either The Oval or Lord's they will rise to second in the ODI world rankings - why is everyone not out on the streets drinking Doug Bollinger and impersonating Ponting's reckless dance down

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  • 90 overs of hell

    So we've got the Twenty20, Pro40, 50-over, four-day county and five-day Test matches.

    You'd think that this lot would cover the needs of the cricket world, but no: the Bangladesh Cricket Board is now set to introduce 90-over matches.

    The Dhaka Premier League, traditionally a 50-over contest, will be expanded to allow the country's cricketers a chance to gain Test-like experience, apparently.

    "The new version will help players to develop their skill to stay for a longer time on the crease," said BCB official Ghulam Mohammed Alomgir. "It will be a two-day affair instead of one day."

    What next?

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  • Relegation call for turgid Tigers

    So England complete their home and away series with a comprehensive 4-0 aggregate victory over Bangladesh - the very fact that this outcome was a huge odds-on shot is a pretty damning indictment of where Bangladeshi cricket is.

    The previous matches saw 181-run, nine and eight wicket victories for England - comprehensive enough outcomes - but today's innings and 80 runs success was a rout.

    To lose 20 wickets in less than 65 overs is not even close to being acceptable and makes something of a mockery of the tag 'Test' cricket.

    Some brain dead batting from the tourists does nothing to help

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  • Stanford Super Series no more

    Cow Corner is
    pleased to hear that Sir Allen Stanford is set to pull his money out of the
    'Super Series' despite there being four further fixtures planned with the ECB.

    In news that will break
    the heart of Matt Prior's lovely blonde wife Emily, the billionaire Texan
    is set to make use of a get-out clause to abandon the next four annual 'Twenty20
    for 20' circuses.

    Intense criticism from
    these shores and apparent reluctance from the England players to be there at all made
    the match a farce only slightly further demeaned when the 58-year-old turned up
    in a chopper with a box full of moolah.

    Is

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  • England fall short

    21:30 - WI 114-8 (65.5 overs) - Panesar beats Edwards' outside edge with his first two balls but there is no way through. WEST INDIES WIN THE SERIES 1-0 AND THE PLACE HAS GONE NUTS!!! The inquest will begin for England who lose the Wisden Trophy after being dismissed for just 51 in Jamaica. They came so close in the third and fifth Tests only to deny themselves a better chance due to late declarations. Join us on Sunday evening for the Twenty20 International.

    MATCH SCORECARD
    MATCH GALLERY 

    21:27 - WI 114-8 (65 overs) - Ramdin is looking for the
    single to keep strike but sweeps for four so

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  • There’s some people on the pitch…

    It was an historic day at Lord's, and not because beanpole paceman Steven Finn ended with nine wickets in the match.

    England's 21-year-old seamer got his name on the Lord's honours board alongside the great names of Ed Giddins, Ashley 'King of Spain' Giles and Philip 'Daffy' De Freitas, but all the talk centred around the lunch interval.

    You are probably thinking the holder of four fried egg-eating world records Timmy Bresnan must have been up to his old tricks again, but it was the MCC's decision to allow the spectators to 'perambulate' (Lord's Dictionary, 1912) on the outfield which grabbed

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  • No taming Tamim; forget the rest

    England took a firm grip of the second Test late on the second afternoon against Bangladesh - but only once they had removed their nemesis Tamim Iqbal.

    The 21-year-old is fast becoming one of the most devastating - and entertaining - batsmen in world cricket, a Bangladeshi Virender Sehwag.

    An elegant left-hander always gets plus points on the style marks - think Clive Hubert Lloyd, David Ivon Gower, Robert Graeme Pollock etc - and Tamin scores his runs at a fair lick.

    His 100 today came off the same number of balls, following on from his century off 94 balls at HQ last week.

    Indeed he has now

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About Cow Corner

Cow Corner had a sheltered upbringing - it was educated from home and forfeited text books for hardback copies of Wisden Almanack with the only visual stimulation being the John Player League. "Cowers" is the illegitimate sibling of Early Doors and can often be seen on park benches around St John"s Wood trying to sell signed copies of Colin Dredge’s autobiography. Cow has been known to bowl some military medium whilst wielding the long handle at the bottom of the order and answers to one God and one God only, that known as Benaud.

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