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    Cow Corner

    New generation, same result

    England cricket shirts are a powerful thing at the moment.

    So long as you're wearing one, you're likely to be doing rather well. It doesn't seem to matter who your opposition is, or who your team-mates are.

    Despite sweeping changes ahead of the matches against the West Indies, the dominant result was all very familiar.

    Some in the
    press have suggested it would be better renaming these two T20s the
    'Contractual Obligation Series', given the circumstances.

    The ECB had
    to stage these games because of a deal struck on the basis of the Stanford
    triangular tournament, which disappeared along with its patron.

    With more
    shoehorning required than the time Chris Tremlett thought it might be fun to
    try on Ian Bell's spikes, it would be easy to write off the games as more evidence
    of cricket's crazy scheduling.

    What
    England seem to have learned, however, is that there is something to be gained
    from every match - hence a fresh-looking side to face an equally unfamiliar
    West Indies.

    Nkrumah Bonner? Christopher Barnwell? Danza (and
    Cowers promises he isn't making this up) Pacino Hyatt? Then again, how many
    people will have been watching the development of Alex Hales from the beaches
    of Barbados? Mind you, you had to credit the crowd - 19,000 fans defied cricket
    fatigue from a long and one-sided summer to lend some vociferous support to
    England.

    The reality
    for both sides is that the T20 World Cup is less than a year away, and both
    sides have a handful of games left to fine-tune their campaigns - something
    that stand-in skipper Graeme Swann touched on in the build-up.

    "I think most
    people in the changing room thought the same thing when these games were
    plonked in front of us midway through the season," said Swann," but
    when you actually look at it and the scheduling before the World Twenty20 they
    are important."

    Swann has come a long
    way since he played in the ill-fated Twenty20 for $20m game in 2008, a
    desperate and hopefully never-to-be-repeated contest before which the
    off-spinner talked about splurging his winnings on a pink Ferrari.

    Give him a choice
    between a luminous sports car and a captain's armband, though, and Swann would
    surely choose the latter.

    Granted, he couldn't
    remember that Jonny Bairstow was in the team at the toss, but it didn't matter.
    He remembered Ravi Bopara was a bowling option, and was rewarded handsomely.

    And meanwhile the West
    Indies forgot any basics they had been working on in the build-up to this
    series.

    The ball slipped
    through the fielders' hands all too often, while several bowlers sent down
    front-foot no-balls as if they thought the free hit might be a good thing. As
    spinners, Bonner (twice) and Devendra Bishoo were especially culpable.

    "We'll do some
    fielding practice," West Indies skipper Darren Sammy reportedly said
    afterwards, before laughing with one of the team's media men.

    You can be sure England
    will be doing their drills, though. Ben Stokes and Jos Buttler were denied an
    opportunity to make an impression with the bat, but both were responsible for
    top-class run-outs.

    Taking a relaxed
    approach to fielding is as sure a sign as any that a team is going nowhere
    fast. India proved that repeatedly over four Tests and six limited-over
    clashes.

    At least we finally
    discovered some value for India's visit to England's shores - their sloppy
    summer of cricket was the ideal preparation for taking on a ragtag Caribbean
    outfit.

    "Men against
    boys," concluded Nasser Hussain at the end of the contest. But that wasn't
    strictly true - it was boys against boys, with Swann the only Englishman older
    than 26.

    The future's bright,
    especially if England can keep up the hard work when their opponents slip up on
    theirs.

    USER
    COMMENT OF THE DAY: "
    I heard the fat lady
    has left her dressing room and is standing in the wings" - Merv in Germany called it early, and
    called it right.

    TWEET
    OF THE DAY:
     "England
    10wicket Win...Kiss Teeth!!!!!! Sighhhhh!! Not lying I Vex Baddddddd!!!!!!!"
    Not exactly sure of the specifics, but somewhere in amongst those words Chris Gayle is a bit vexed to be in
    India, watching his team get pounded (after his own Bangalore
    Royal Challengers suffered a heartbreaker of their own
    in the Champions
    League T20).

    STAT
    OF THE DAY:
    3.4-0-10-4 - Ravi
    Bopara posts the best figures by an Englishman in T20 internationals.

    SNAP
    OF THE DAY:
    Is Bopara so surprised by his figures that he's re-reading them on The Oval scoreboard? Or is Swann trying to protect him from seeing a highlights reel of the 2009 Ashes before the Essex man loses his mojo?

    About Cow Corner

    Cow Corner had a sheltered upbringing - it was educated from home and forfeited text books for hardback copies of Wisden Almanack with the only visual stimulation being the John Player League. "Cowers" is the illegitimate sibling of Early Doors and can often be seen on park benches around St John"s Wood trying to sell signed copies of Colin Dredge’s autobiography. Cow has been known to bowl some military medium whilst wielding the long handle at the bottom of the order and answers to one God and one God only, that known as Benaud.

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