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    Snicko’ seen but never heard

    Batsman nicks it behind... Vociferous appeal goes up... White coat
    says 'not out'... Decision is referred... Snicko' shouts 'out'... Big Snicko'
    graph proves the contact with the outside edge... TV white coat says 'no'... Punters and pundits utterly dumbfounded.

    James Anderson takes a wicket, except that he doesn't. That's the wacky world of cricket we love watching.

    It was one of those regular occurences in international cricket
    when the entire ground, all the players, and every spectator is busy
    celebrating or bemoaning a wicket - but the white coats disagree.

    It was a farcical situation where every man and his dog inside the
    Rose Bowl claimed to have heard the snick, the technology proved they were
    right in their convictions, but the decision defied it all.

    The Snickometer technology, not used in the Decision Review
    System because of the time it takes to make judgement, confirmed moments after TV-watching, tea-drinking umpire Billy Doctrove said 'not out' that
    there had indeed been an edge.

    On a day distinctly lacking in talking points, this was one which
    certainly irked the smattering of umbrella-wielding spectators at the ground,
    and justifiably so.

    There is only one thing worse than having technology which is far
    superior to the judgement of the on-field officials, and that is having the
    technology in question scream the correct decisions at all and sundry, only to
    have it ignored.

    No matter; the rain intervened and a historic and glorious day for
    Hampshire's aesthetically pleasing Rose Bowl was sadly spoilt.

    One of the five days Hampshire libero Rod Bransgrove had dedicated
    himself towards enabling for the cost of having to no doubt quaff burgundy and drill
    copious amounts of caviar with the likes of Giles Clarke was fragmented.

    It was an intensely frustrating day for everyone at the club, and
    it also confounded those who believe that Tests should not be played in
    Northern counties on the sole basis of the weather. This was Southampton, and
    it positively hosed it down.

    One consolation for the Hampshire faithful was seeing England thrive despite the torrential and stubborn downpours, with Chris Tremlett and Jimmy Anderson capitalising on fragile, tepid batting in favourable conditions.

    If Snicko' had had its way, it could have been even better.

    +++++

    Steven Finn was dropped for Anderson, which meant Stuart Broad
    was handed another chance to increase his ever-burgeoning bowling average.

    Broad was again handed the new cherry in preference to Tremlett, and again he bowled as if horribly under-cooked with an overly short
    length and a scowl to match.

    Cowers
    is a big fan of Broad's and would love to see him given the Anderson
    treatment of a few years back, advocating a return to county cricket.

    The
    Notts beanpole could have his bowling (and batting, for that matter)
    considerably bolstered by a spell for his club, with the confidence it would no
    doubt give him.

    Broad
    has endured a sorry spate of injuries and niggles over the past 18 months, and
    his record of 13 wickets in seven Tests bears out the fact that his confidence
    with the ball is not what it should be for a player of his talent.

    Do you think Broad should be given a
    spell on the county circuit to rediscover his mojo?

    Should Snicko be employed
    as a compulsory feature on the international circuit? Post your views in the
    comments' section below...

    +++++

    SHOT
    OF THE DAY:
    None. No, really, not one to speak of.

    STAT OF THE DAY: There have now been over 11 hours lost to rain and bad light. Pretty poor all-round. That's far too much time spent playing darts and 'throw Ian Bell's kit bag around until he gets upset' from the England camp.

    POINTLESS USER STAT OF THE DAY: "It's a
    little known fact that Steven Finn has scored the highest percentage of runs in
    threes of any Test cricketer." (Courtesy of Dan Golding.)

    TWEET OF THE DAY: "Obviously gutted
    not to be playing today. Need to perform much better to deserve a place in such
    a good team! Am at fleet services already..." (The omitted Steven Finn
    reacts to his dropping.)

    SNAP
    OF THE DAY:
    Anderson's protestations over the 'lack of rain' are heavily undermined by the enormous mass of umbrellas in the stands (pictured, below). Umpire Dar knew where he wanted to be, and that was cuddled up with his Earl Grey...

    About Cow Corner

    Cow Corner had a sheltered upbringing - it was educated from home and forfeited text books for hardback copies of Wisden Almanack with the only visual stimulation being the John Player League. "Cowers" is the illegitimate sibling of Early Doors and can often be seen on park benches around St John"s Wood trying to sell signed copies of Colin Dredge’s autobiography. Cow has been known to bowl some military medium whilst wielding the long handle at the bottom of the order and answers to one God and one God only, that known as Benaud.

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