Desmond Kane
  • Criticism of Tiger Woods after Ryder Cup is clichéd tosh

    Tiger Woods and US Ryder Cup captain Davis Love III

    When Tiger Woods was signing himself into a clinic for an apparent sex addiction problem a couple of years ago after shanking his marriage to a Swedish au pair on the heaving mounds of a few more birdies, there is a fair chance most blokes were privately thinking: "What is the problem?"

    After a season in which Woods has won three tournaments in America, finished in the top 10 in another seven and rose to the lofty position of the world's second best player, one has the right to ask: what is the problem?

    Some of the stuff penned about Woods in the aftermath of Team America's agonising Ryder

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  • It is a shame that the gone but not forgotten Boo Weekley is not adorning this week's Ryder Cup in Chicago. If ever there was a figure who represented the average American golf fan at the Ryder Cup, it was Boo and his homely Southern drawl.

    With the ambience at Chicago's Medinah Country Club apparently about to resemble finding one's self ensconced in the bleachers of the nearby Wrigley Field, golf's self-styled redneck would have been in his element dissolving into such times of shameless nationalistic fervour. Not that the US galleries need any invitation to fraternise with high jinks when

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  • Dunblane locals toast Andy Murray's US Open win

    The town of Dunblane near Stirling in Scotland is a quaint little settlement, a sleepy hollow, a smallish community of less than 10,000 inhabitants which is earmarked by a Cathedral and a rather fashionable hotel, whose restaurant is apparently operated by one of those 'celebrity' television chefs, Nick Nairn. On a train ride from Glasgow to Aberdeen, you know you are somewhere between Stirling and Perth when you roll into Dunblane.

    Life moves slowly there. It is thousands of miles away, both figuratively and literally, from Flushing Meadows, a tennis site situated in the teeming borough of

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  • Levein’s odd choices leave Scotland stumbling in the dark

    Craig Levein sported a nifty pair of dark glasses during Scotland's 0-0 draw with Serbia at Hampden Park yesterday. He might as well as have been wearing a blindfold.

    Scotland are not yet a hopeless cause in a murderous World Cup qualifying Group A, not quite an example of the blind leading the blind - not yet at least. But there are points of real concern to be addressed when one considers the section Levein's team find themselves stationed in for these latest edition of timeworn fixtures. Scotland seem to be blindsided by a worrying lack of forward planning, emanating mainly from some odd

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  • Berti Vogts was figure of fun, but joke’s on Scotland

    Berti Vogts was derided by the tabloid press, but has been no worse than the managers who followed him

    It will not dawn on the 50,000 or so fans who will descend on Hampden Park in Glasgow emboldened by whisky and the somewhat hairy buttocks version of the Sound of Music's 'Do-Re-Mi', but this weekend represents the tenth anniversary of one of the bleakest results in the history of the Scottish national side.

    Scotland begin a World Cup qualifying campaign against Serbia on Saturday afternoon a decade after they were almost toppled by the tiny Faroe Islands in their opening qualifier for Euro 2004.

    Scotland infamously drew 2-2 on the edge of a cliff in Toftir against an assortment of hardy

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  • Sid Waddell during another one of his gloriously unique commentary stints

    After a life celebrated among the ranks of double tops and double vodkas, the funeral of the fabled darts commentator Sid Waddell seems a fitting juncture at which to raise a glass or two to toast a gregarious Geordie who was obviously never happier than when tanked up on tungsten.

    Waddell, the son of a Northumberland miner, was as much a figure of fun as the men he commentated on. There was a memorable sketch by comedians Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones on the BBC's satirical Not the Nine O'Clock News poking fun at the pint-laden, smoke saturated environs of the 1980s. The comedian Rowan

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  • Time for Murray to prove he is no Monty

    Andy Murray looks to the sky after reaching his fourth Wimbledon semi-final

    Muzza and Monty have lived curiously similar lives in separate sports. Andy Murray's semi-final against the strapping Jo-Wilfried Tsonga today at Wimbledon is akin to the moment his fellow Scot Colin Montgomerie stood in the middle of a fairway on the 72nd hole of the 2006 US Open golf championship clutching a six iron and the lead. Murray knows what needs to be done. He knows what lies between him and home. He knows he is fit and able to complete the assignment. He knows it, we all know it.

    Most pertinently, Murray knows he is capable of usurping Tsonga, a Frenchman he has brought to heel in

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  • Candid Keane hardly a pain in the a***

    Roy Keane has been in excellent form as a pundit

    "Keano, there's only one Keano" as the chant used to ring out back in the day. When Roy Keane was being touted for a move to Celtic from Manchester United in the early part of the last decade, Noel Gallagher, the one-time Oasis star who like Keane has been sounded out in Poland and Ukraine over the past week, conceded he had mixed emotions about what the United captain meant to him.

    With leanings towards City and the Glasgow club with Irish roots, Gallagher commented: "I personally can't wait for Roy Keane to sign for Celtic, so I can officially have my picture taken with him and shake his

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  • Scotland fared worse than Engelbert on Saturday

    The last summery Saturday of May seemed to be an evening ripe for ritual humiliation. The ongoing English crooner Engelbert Humperdinck finished second from last in the Eurovision song contest, the previously undefeated Romanian-Canadian Lucian Bute was obliterated by Carl Froch in their world super-middleweight boxing bout in Nottingham and Scotland were abused 5-1 by the USA in Jacksonville, Florida in a truly forgettable game of soccerball.

    Out of the three humpings, it is difficult to argue that Scotland's pumping in a friendly gone wrong was the most "embarrassing" as the

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  • Di Matteo blueprint based on Sacchi vision

    Roberto Di Matteo gazes at Arrigo Sacchi during Euro 96

    Roberto Di Matteo seems to have lived a lifetime in the past four years. The majority of hoary old managers will not live long enough to lift the FA Cup. Nor will they work in the Champions League. Nor will they work in the Premier League, the Championship or League One. It sounds like the stuff of which dreams are made, but there may yet be one more significant step on 'Dima's' journey to self fulfilment.

    Before the last European Championship finals in Austria and Switzerland, Di Matteo looked likelier to be working on his chipping rather than a Champions League final against Bayern Munich.

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About Desmond Kane

Desmond Kane began his career as a sports journalist in Dundee in the late 1990s as a regular contributor to national newspapers and magazines. Desmond has covered several sports at the highest level, including Champions League football and Major championship golf. Desmond is well travelled and well versed in the nuances of sport having written for Reuters, Australian Associated Press and the Press Association. He has lived and worked in Detroit, Glasgow, Sydney, Abu Dhabi, Dubai and London. Desmond returned from a spell working as a sports columnist in the Middle East to join Eurosport.

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  • Germany’s time to shine at Wembley

    Germany’s time to shine at Wembley

    Tonight is Germany's time to shine in the Champions League, after so many recent near misses. Continue reading → More »

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    Bayern Munich muscle too strong for …

    Arsene Wenger says Bayern Munich's financial strength will always keep them one step ahead of Borussia Dortmund. Continue reading → More »

    Arsene Wenger - Fri, May 24, 2013 20:44 BST
  • Klopp hoping to have the last laugh …

    Klopp hoping to have the last laugh …

    If Muhammad Ali was once named the Louisville Lip, perhaps Juergen Klopp deserves to be known as the Stuttgart Smile. That famous grin regularly spreads across his face, goofy and infectious, whether provoked by one of his schoolgirl giggles or … Continue reading → More »

    Pitchside Europe - Fri, May 24, 2013 12:27 BST
  • German finalists teach England how to …

    German finalists teach England how to …

    Jim White says England should pay close attention to Champions League finalists Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund, and perhaps learn a lesson or two. Continue reading → More »

    Jim White - Fri, May 24, 2013 12:10 BST
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