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  • Mick McCarthy: England manager

    'Big' Mick McCarthy mid-fist pumpCall off the search, for he has been found.

    When facing the press after Fabio Capello resigned from the England job last week, the FA bigwigs were at pains to state they would cast their net wide in search of a replacement.

    The men at the very top of the English game said they would not rush in finding a man to fill the vacancy, and bought themselves some time by putting Stuart Pearce in charge for the Holland game at the end of the month.

    But there is no need for that, or to kick off a long, drawn-out and expensive process involving City headhunters - the sort of thing which led to Capello's

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  • Liverpool finally show some leadership

    The handshake that never wasSo apparently sorry doesn't seem to be the hardest word after all. Following months of abject and damaging obstinacy over the Luis Suarez affair, Liverpool Football Club finally expressed genuine contrition on Sunday. They finally released a series of club statements to take the sting out of the controversy, rather than inflame it further.

    In the depressing parade of racism that this season has seemingly become, no one club has been damaged as much as Liverpool, its tradition and reputation sullied by a misguided campaign to support Suarez. The whole club has been degraded for the sake of

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  • Who’d be England manager?

    Stuart PearceBetween September 3 and 13 1752, nothing happened in England. Not one thing.

    That is because the switch from the old Julian calendar - named after Julius Caesar - to the new Gregorian calendar - dubbed in honour of Pope Gregory XIII - was made in order to more accurately measure the change from one year to the next.

    This change led to a period of 11 days simply going missing, forever consigned to be nothing more than a historical anomaly.

    Following the FA's announcement that Stuart Pearce will take charge of England's friendly with the Netherlands at the end of the month, it looks like

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  • Foreign Fabio out, English ‘Arry in

    Capello: Heading out of the exit doorThe convoluted and frequently controversial history of the England manager's job has witnessed plenty of remarkable episodes since Walter Winterbottom first assumed the role in 1946, but none, absolutely none, can surely compare to the swirling torrent of drama, intrigue and pure unadulterated shock that enveloped the Football Association and English football on Wednesday.

    Where to start with a day that saw Harry Redknapp cleared of two counts of tax evasion at Southwark Crown Court to leave him favourite to replace Fabio Capello in the summer, only for the Italian to later hand in his

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  • Better the devil you know for England

    Fabio Capello: Under scrutiny once againLike Joey Barton, Early Doors likes to validate any argument by leaning heavily on borrowed quotes from noted authorities. That is why this morning, in reaction to suggestions that Fabio Capello could be ousted as England manager, it leans heavily on the seminal tract of Australian philosopher Kylie Minogue, and confidently declares: better the devil you know.

    Because, according to widespread and frankly rather alarming reports on Wednesday, there appears to be a very real possibility that Capello could lose his job if what have inevitably been dubbed 'clear-the-air' talks with chairman David

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  • Prem reputations take a dive

    Gareth Bale indulged in a dive on MondayBritish football's self-constructed veneer of moral superiority has taken a brutal battering this season: multiple racism investigations, and abuse directed at those who have spoken out about the issue, have seen to that fairly comprehensively.

    No longer can unwavering Premier League advocates look snootily upon the Spanish league or Eastern European countries and claim that "it would never happen here". But that issue has been covered ad nauseam and Early Doors won't subject you to another depressing diatribe about racism in a season that has been irreparably stained by it, however many

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  • What the blazes is Capello playing at?

    Fabio Capello speaks to Steven Gerrard with John Terry in the backgroundIf Fabio Capello's public criticism of the FA's decision to strip John Terry of the England captaincy and statement that he still considers him team leader is an attempt to motivate his team ahead of the do-or-die European Championships, it is a very odd one.

    Either he's trying to pressurise the FA into reinstating Terry (no chance), seeking to wind his other senior players up, or trying to get sacked so he can have the summer off before his contract expires.

    ED actually expected Capello to support Terry through his latest sideshow distraction. Well, privately at least.

    First up, Capello is

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  • City must avoid ‘second-month syndrome’

    Roberto Mancini (PA Photos)The freezing weather in Britain and much of Europe at the moment may make it feel as though it is just too cold to embark on anything of true significance right now, but this weekend could be a pivotal one in the Premier League title race.

    For only the third time in the past two decades there are two clubs level at the top of the table at the start of February. Manchester City and Manchester United both have 54 points going into this weekend's games. Both clubs have won, drawn and lost the same number of matches, though City are nominal leaders by virtue of their superior goal difference.

    Had

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  • Can Sunderland sustain O’Neill Effect?

    Martin O'Neill

    It's a good time to be a football fan in the North East at the moment.

    Newcastle's win at Blackburn last night lifted them up to fifth in the table, above Liverpool and Arsenal and just three points off a Champions League place.

    Middlesbrough may have drawn at Leicester, but they are looking better at the moment than at any time since their relegation from the Premier League three years ago.

    But right now the club on the most remarkable rise in the region is Sunderland. Last night's 3-0 win over Norwich summed up the feel-good factor that is currently engulfing the Stadium of Light since

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  • Austerity shreds deadline day script

    Fred 'the Shred' Goodwin - football needs you (Reuters)

    If only football would cast off its new-found discipline and invoke the spirit of Fred the Shred when he was plain old Sir Fred Goodwin.

    A day normally synonymous with catastrophic financial mismanagement and ludicrously ill-considered punts somehow passed with nothing more imprudent than QPR splashing £9 million on a pair of 30-something strikers.

    The transfer window is usually described as 'slamming shut' when the deadline passes - this time, somebody merely felt a draught, noticed the window had been left ajar, and closed it gently.

    Late last night, the Sky Sports News totaliser ground to

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Early Doors

Early Doors knows little of the world outside the Eurosport office, having been chained to its desk and forced to subsist on a thin gruel of UHT milk and cardboard. It cares little for football itself, preferring to focus on the childish histrionics and self-regarding largesse of those involved in the game. Its primary interests are training-ground bust-ups, Baby Bentleys and deluded chairmen. Like many Premier League players, Early Doors refers to itself only in the third person.