Early Doors
  • Man not paid for skiving work shocker

    Carlos Tevez, not at workAs great stories go, it is hard to believe the tale of a man not being paid for not turning up for work was never seized upon by Dickens, Tolstoy or Cervantes.

    For this is the issue that has spellbound us since late September, when Carlos Tevez refused to do his job by declining an invitation to get off his backside and warm up for a substitute appearance.

    He subsequently went to Argentina and didn't come back, and has not been paid for his time appearing in tedious pro-am golf events - you know, given that he is under contract to play football for Manchester City.

    And now he looks set to

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  • FA’s Balotelli action puts Spain in the shade

    Mario Pepe blog"Two players, both alike in madness,
    On the field, where we lay our scene,
    From ancient grudge break to new badness,
    Where uncivil studs make civil hands unclean"

    The past week has seen two highly-publicised and controversial incidents in huge matches - involving Manchester City's Mario Balotelli and Real Madrid's Pepe - but with two very different outcomes.

    Both men are big, strapping athletes, highly-talented but unquestionably unhinged, who represent their adopted countries at international level but have caused uproar in the nations where they ply their trade for their recent actions.

    On

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  • Pressure mounts on North London bosses

    Wenger and RedknappSky's slogan is the pseudo-aspirational "Believe in better". Perhaps they should give a nod to John Lewis and change it to "Never knowingly underhyped", because the broadcaster really laid it on thick on Sunday.

    "PAYBACK" was the graphic motif repeatedly flashed in front of viewers throughout the mouth-watering double-header of Manchester City v Tottenham and Arsenal v Manchester United, though it would not have looked out of place in the build-up to a bout between John Cena and The Rock.

    The theme was introduced in expectation of the two North London clubs gaining revenge for their respective

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  • Coleman facing the impossible job

    Chris Coleman: Replacing the irreplaceable?When humbly and reluctantly being confirmed as Gary Speed's successor as Wales manager on Wednesday afternoon, Chris Coleman greeted the assembled journalists and cameramen and then admitted "[this is] probably the most difficult press conference I've ever done, or ever had to do I imagine."

    Such a sentiment could be extended to the task now facing Coleman, because in many respects, managing Wales in the wake of Speed's tragic suicide represents the impossible job.

    On a purely human level, the task of replacing a man as beloved as Speed is surely intimidating. The outpouring of grief that

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  • England rejoice! Jack’s back

    Jack Wilshere in England trainingThe news got a surprisingly muted reception, and the betting markets barely registered a flicker.

    But yesterday, England's 2012 hopes - slim as they may be - received a huge boost.

    It seems Jack Wilshere has made a speedy recovery from a stress fracture to the ankle, and could be ready to return about a month earlier than expected.

    Club doctors claim the young tyke is a "medical miracle".

    The midfielder could play for Arsenal in early February, giving him ample time to find form and full match fitness ahead of a trip to Polkraine in June.

    A prompt return is vital if Wilshere wants to be

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  • Cisse deal another coup for Ashley

    Mike Ashley: time to forgive and forget?It was just over a year ago that Newcastle United's shadowy cabal of 'cockneys' committed what would be construed as another addition to their catalogue of PR disasters.

    They invited a vicious backlash when sacking the popular Chris Hughton with the club 11th in the Premier League, and worse was to follow when Alan Pardew was unexpectedly appointed and hometown hero Andy Carroll was allowed to leave the club for Liverpool without a replacement striker being sought. It was the end of days at Newcastle, again.

    Twelve months on, and although Mike Ashley and Derek Llambias remain about as likely

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  • Has Hart’s toe won City the title?

    Football really is a game of fine margins. Well, so is every other sport, but Early Doors is in the business of football so let's concentrate on that, shall we?

    Manchester City's 1-0 win over Wigan Athletic keeps them top of the table, reopening a three-point gap between them and their nearest and dearest rivals Manchester United.

    Edin Dzeko scored the only goal of the game - his first since November - with a fine glancing header in the first half, but it was at the other end where the key moment for City occurred.

    With 70 minutes on the clock and City still unable to register a scoreline more

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  • Arsenal anger won’t bother soaring Swans

    ArsenalThere was a lot of anger in the air at the Liberty Stadium on Sunday evening.

    Not from the Swansea natives, of course. They had just seen their team claim a thrilling 3-2 win over Arsenal that took them up into the top half of the table, a full nine points clear of the bottom three with more than half of the season gone.

    No, the ire was all generated by the visitors, who were sent packing back across the Severn with their tails between their legs and a second consecutive league defeat upon which to ruminate.

    A week that began with Thierry Henry's heroic return to Arsenal by scoring the winner

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  • Title pain still haunts Gerrard

    Steven Gerrard: haunted by his failure to win the leagueIf there is one thing Early Doors respects more than any other in the wonderful game of football, it's that rarest of beasts: the genuine one-club man.

    Those players such as Tony Adams and Paul Scholes, who have woven themselves irrevocably into the fabric of their respective sides, and become icons and legends in their own lifetime. Players like Ryan Giggs, who have become the human embodiment of loyalty and commitment. On the pitch at least.

    But despite this weak spot for a loyal club servant, ED also felt a tiny pang of regret at yesterday's news that Steven Gerrard had signed a new

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  • Why always you, Kenny?

    Glen Johnson makes another challenge on Wednesday

    Mario Balotelli, peel off that 'Why Always Me?' T-shirt and give it to Kenny Dalglish.

    It's time to pass the mantle over.

    For today, King Kenny ought to be basking in the afterglow of a much-needed win against Manchester City in the Carling Cup.

    Instead, he will probably spend much of the day batting away questions about Glen Johnson's two-footed tackle on Joleon Lescott.

    With the banned Vincent Kompany looking on from the stands, Johnson cleaned out Lescott with a challenge not even deemed worthy of a free-kick.

    Immediately Johnson's name started trending on Twitter every bit as strongly as

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Early Doors

Early Doors knows little of the world outside the Eurosport office, having been chained to its desk and forced to subsist on a thin gruel of UHT milk and cardboard. It cares little for football itself, preferring to focus on the childish histrionics and self-regarding largesse of those involved in the game. Its primary interests are training-ground bust-ups, Baby Bentleys and deluded chairmen. Like many Premier League players, Early Doors refers to itself only in the third person.

  • Hodgson hamstrung by foreign influx

    Hodgson hamstrung by foreign influx

    Well, we know what Harry Redknapp would have said had he been appointed England manager and been in charge for tomorrow's friendly against Norway: 'We're down to the bare bones.' And Harry would have been right. As rude awakenings go, … Continue reading → More »

    Jim White - Fri, May 25, 2012 13:01 BST
  • Hodgson lowers England expectations

    Hodgson lowers England expectations

    "You don't have to use short passes. Not if you want to use your big man up front." It could be a line ripped straight from the script of 'Mike Bassett: England Manager', that affectionate yet searingly honest deconstruction of … Continue reading → More »

    Early Doors - Fri, May 25, 2012 09:10 BST
  • Over and out for Pep

    Over and out for Pep

    It's a good time to be a Real Madrid fan. Jose Mourinho has signed an extension which will contract him to the Bernabeu until 2016. Sir Alex Ferguson might think about moving on by then.  Having displaced Barca as Spanish … Continue reading → More »

    Andy Mitten - Thu, May 24, 2012 17:46 BST
  • Coaching or TV? Neville must choose

    Coaching or TV? Neville must choose

    Gary Neville's appointment to Roy Hodgson's England coaching staff surprised me, because I'm not sure he can combine the job with his punditry for Sky. If he is working as a link between the squad and the manager, he needs … Continue reading → More »

    Paul Parker - Thu, May 24, 2012 13:02 BST
  • Barton gazes into the abyss

    Barton gazes into the abyss

    Twelve Nietzsche quotes for Joey Barton to ponder during his suspension: 'If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.' 'Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.' 'And if you … Continue reading → More »

    Early Doors - Thu, May 24, 2012 09:01 BST
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