Early Doors cannot wait for the football season to start.
It came to this realisation when it opened this morning's Sun and found it had devoted almost an entire
page to a story about Sven-Goran Eriksson, based around the premise that there is a
Hooters in Nottingham.
You see, Hooters is a bar-slash-restaurant where customers are
served by buxom 'beauties' in skimpy tops, and Notts County newcomer Sven is famous for putting it
about. And the rest writes itself.
"A perfect match. The adding of a Sven Screwdriver or
Eriksson's Sex on the Beach to the
cocktail menu is surely only a matter of days