If you are a Liverpool fan
and watched your team's FA Cup replay against Everton on ITV last night, Early
Doors has some bad news - you lost.
Having sat through 117-and-a-half mind-numbing minutes (and
90 fairly dull ones 10 days earlier), viewers should have been rewarded with
the drama of Dan Gosling burying a late winner for the Toffees.
Instead, the channel accidentally cut to an advert break and
we ended up watching some Tic Tacs playing golf, a car designer fighting clones
of himself and some bloke called Dan (regrettably not of a Gosling persuasion)
telling us: "I used to lash out if