Early Doors was rather concerned yesterday when it was
revealed that Jermain Defoe would be paraded around White
Hart Lane before kick-off in their match against Burnley.
'Parading' sounded weirdly like the kind of thing the Americans
might do to a captured terror suspect, but thankfully ED's worst fears were not realised. Merely its
Defoe marked his return to London by dressing as a Dickensian cockney
street urchin, complete with a flat cap and dandyish scarf issuing forth from
the front of his jacket. As looks go, it could best be described as