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    Axe falls at odd time

    Perhaps in
    today's trigger-happy world of football, we should not be in the least bit
    surprised that Phil Brown has lost his job. Football is, as we are regularly
    told, a results-based business and Hull City simply have not got the results they
    need of late - four defeats in their last four games and just one win on their
    last 16 tells its own tale.

    But the
    timing of Brown's sacking is odd - he was shown the exit door just two days
    after his side, who had been reduced to 10 men, very nearly won a point against
    Arsenal, the Premier League's best team on current form.

    Hull
    chairman Adam Pearson was clearly expecting Hull to get something from that one
    and was so disappointed they failed to, he felt compelled to give Brown the heave-ho
    on Monday.

    Had they
    not conceded that Nicklas Bendtner effort, would Brown still be in a job this
    morning? Certainly it would seem harsh on him had his side clung on for a point
    at the weekend.

    It seems
    unfair to have given him a game against Arsenal to prove himself. Surely a
    better test of his and his team's mettle will come at the weekend against
    Portsmouth - a must-win fixture if there ever was one.

    Instead, that
    unenviable task now falls to someone else, the identity of whom we will know by
    tomorrow
    .  

    It all
    leads ED to think there was something else, other than mere results, behind
    Brown's dismissal.

    Of course,
    Brown was undermined in November last year when Pearson returned to the club to
    replace Paul Duffen, one of Brown's staunchest supporters. Indeed, ever since
    then, Brown seems to have been on borrowed time, which has been passing ever
    quicker with each poor result.

    But perhaps
    the very public bust-up between Jimmy Bullard and Nicky Barmby - surely the least
    vicious bust-up in the history of bust-ups, given how useless ED imagines both
    men are in a fight - had something to do with Pearson's decision.

    The pair's "unsavoury"
    clash
    on a training excursion last week was unfortunately witnessed by a bunch
    of elderly Women's Institute members. Aside from the understandable trauma suffered
    by those poor women, the spat served to show that Brown's grip on his dressing
    room has loosened.

    Brown naturally
    passed it off as the kind of incident he witnesses every day on the training
    ground, but that he was let down - in public - by two of his most senior
    players speaks volumes.

    Whatever, Brown
    leaves the Premier League - ED cannot imagine he will return to employment in
    the top flight - having entertained with a combination of on-pitch half-time rollickings,
    end of season karaoke singing, headsets, flat caps and an impressive perma-tan. Thanks for the memories, Phil.

    - - -

    'Crisis?
    What crisis?' was the title of ED's post about Liverpool on Friday. A 4-1
    pounding of Portsmouth
    - yes, okay it was only Pompey - went some way to backing
    up that bold statement but, as tends to be the case with modern-day Liverpool,
    every silver lining has a cloud.

    This time that
    cloud came in the form of Steven Gerrard's forearm smash on Michael Brown, although,
    as with Stevie V's gesture towards referee Andre Marinner last week, the
    incident is likely to go unpunished.

    This time
    is was small boy referee Stuart Attwell who saw but opted not to punish the
    Liverpool skipper's apparent indiscretion.

    Both Rafa
    Benitez and Avram Grant went down the 'I haven't seen the incident yet' route, and
    with a stern talking-to was deemed sufficient by the ref,  Gerrard looks to have got away with losing his
    cool once again.

    Interesting
    though to see him increasingly allowing his frustrations boil over on the pitch
    after a miserable season. Surely he's not regretting turning down Chelsea's
    mega-bucks offer a couple of summer's ago?

    - - -

    QUOTE OF THE DAY: "I have, as I said before, three things
    to do in my career - one is to come back to English football; another thing is
    to win the Spanish championship, because no-one has won Italian, English and
    Spanish titles; and another one, when I'm old, is to coach my national team.
    But, for now, I would like to keep winning with Inter." Jose Mourinho has
    a busy few years ahead of him.

    AND ANOTHER: "Chelsea looked forward. I look forward.
    They move on. I move on. I keep winning important things. They keep
    winning...something. They won an FA Cup. The most important thing is the
    relation we have. No regrets, no big problems. Just respect." Mourinho
    just can't help having a sly dig at Chelsea.

    FOREIGN VIEW: Brazilian team Flamengo, fearful of another
    earthquake in Chile, will fly into Santiago just hours before Wednesday's Copa Libertadores
    match with Universidad de Chile and leave right afterwards. "The less time
    we spend on Chilean soil the better," Tinoco told Radio Brasil according
    to Globo Sports.

    COMING UP: Mourinho returns to Chelsea for the first
    time since his departure in 2007 - we'll have live text commentary on the sparks
    flying at Stamford Bridge
    from 19:45 tonight. Sevilla are also in action
    against CSKA Moscow in the Champions League while  Wigan take on Aston Villa in
    the Premier League. We've got full coverage of both. There is also a full
    Championship programme
    to enjoy tonight, plus games in League One and the SPL.

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