Early Doors

And if Liverpool had lost?

Sometimes the meaning of victories can only be established by considering what would have happened if you hadn't won.

Forget the nonsense in today's Daily Mirror: 'Rome.. Cardiff.. Istanbul.. Wembley was the most sensational of all' (the reference was to Liverpool's dramatic penalty shoot-out wins, but even then, really?).

No, it wasn't. What happened at Wembley, objectively, was Liverpool winning domestic football's third-most coveted trophy, beating the Championship's sixth-placed side, sealing their first trophy in six years. And doing it by the skin of their teeth and the varnish of the woodwork.

Winning was considerably less important than not losing.

When Charlie Adam booted Liverpool's second penalty of the shoot-out high into the sky, what the high definition pictures did not capture was the ball hitting the team's guardian angel (for the day) Early Doors flush in the face.

It sent him down to earth with a nasty bruise and, in scenes which bear only coincidental resemblance to the film It's a Wonderful Life, ED showed Liverpool what might have happened if they had not lifted the trophy.

This morning's press would not be trying to compare the joy of an eighth Carling Cup triumph with that night in Istanbul, for a start. Rather, it would be taking aim squarely at Luis Suarez, and asking why he had not taken a penalty.

Had Suarez's hand been too wearied from blocking goal-bound efforts in World Cup quarter-finals and avoiding handshakes to raise it high when Dalglish asked for penalty-takers?

The match reports would tell the story, meanwhile, of Liverpool's wastefulness. They would take a look at Liverpool's 45 (FORTY-FIVE, as the vidiprinter used to clarify) chances on goal, and surmise that the Reds had been wasteful, as they had on so many occasions in the current campaign.

They would wonder how, having taken the lead in extra time, their defence managed to surrender that advantage with just a couple of minutes of the match remaining.

The fingers of blame would point at familiar individuals — Andy Carroll and Jordan Henderson. As a collective, Liverpool's mentality would be questioned, that they could prise defeat from the jaws of victory.

The loss would have festered in the news all week. International weekends are notoriously quiet periods for journalists, and so the reaction stories and the analyses would have continued for days on end.

Steven Gerrard, who described himself as feeling 'suicidal' when Liverpool lost their last League Cup final on the eve of this match, would most likely have been put up to face the press as England captain just days afterwards. There would be little time to rally the troops.

And when the team came back from the international break to face the resurgent Arsenal at Anfield with the race for fourth place in the league hotting up, with anything less than victory leaving Kenny Dalglish's men at least seven points adrift of the last Champions League spot, the pressure would build again. There'd be a game in hand, but also three strong teams to overhaul. There'd be talk about the curse of the Cup, after Arsenal's wretched year since their loss in the final to Birmingham. How long before the media focus returned to Dalglish's expensively-assembled squad, and his own future at the club?

Liverpool's American owner JW Henry said in the aftermath of victory yesterday that the Carling Cup would have little resonance in his homeland, but those words, delivered without hubris, were telling, and when he said he was glad victory would give the media a chance to write something positive about Liverpool, he showed a solid understanding of the way the back pages work.

The revelation received, ED disappeared to write a column, butterflies flapped their wings at just the wrong moment for Cardiff fans, and crucial penalties struck the woodwork rather than creeping in the corner of the net.

This was not a game Liverpool could afford to lose, and although it wasn't pretty, they didn't.

Penalties from Dirk Kuyt, Stewart Downing and Glen Johnson later, victory was in the bag, and the world for Liverpool was a brighter, happier place once more.

A League Cup trophy is no guarantee that success will follow in the future — recent winners of the cup have not been rewarded by sudden upturns in fortunes, but without that silverware in the cabinet, the ultimate target of winning the Premier League and the Champions League would have been that much further away.

A long reign at the top of English football is still some way off, but such reigns have been built on less.

QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'First observation - Kenny should be wearing a suit.' — Michael Owen's first observation on the Carling Cup final was on the Liverpool manager's sartorial choice. ED will not repeat its first observation to Owen's first observation, but it will tell you Owen's second observation some time later: "Wow. Penalties here we come." Wow indeed.

FOREIGN VIEW: OK — stop it, it's getting silly now. Cristiano Ronaldo scores the winner for Real Madrid with a backheeled goal which found its way through a mass of bodies in the penalty area and nestled in the far corner. That moment of magic made it 29 goals from 24 appearances in La Liga this season.

Later that evening Barcelona's Lionel Messi settles a tetchy game at against Atletico Madrid with a spell-binding moment of opportunism from a free-kick, and scoring in the process his 28th goal from 24 appearances in La Liga this season.

As it stands, 12 teams in La Liga have not managed to score more goals than either Messi or Ronaldo this season.

COMING UP: The football takes a well-earned breather after a manic Sunday, but the analysis of the weekend's action will continue throughout the day, with Paul Parker filing his latest blog and a wealth of Premier League video highlights to take in.

Away from football, there's a rather important cricket match between England and Pakistan at 16:00, with the winner claiming the three-match T20 series — while the big guns of men's tennis, including Novak Djokovic, Roger Federer and Andy Murray, are in the United Arab Emirates for the pithily-named Dubai Duty Free Tennis Championships.

 
  • don  •  Ilford, England  •  2 months ago
    So you are a journalist Early Doors. You seem to have a quick temper which I guess makes you write loutish threats. You also mention manhood. Could it be that you have a complex about yours ? Can I suggest that you try "anger management" and if you have a problem "downstairs" I am sure there are treatments available. Good luck.
    • ROGO 2 months ago
      my feelings exactley.
      ED has all the literary genius of the janet n john books and the temprement of a bitter, ignorant chav
      the article says much more about him than it does about LFC.
    • Joe 2 months ago
      Its just a pen name. His real name is Jeremy Clarkson or Mylene Classe ( they are all the same clones ).
  • Mark  •  St Paul, United States  •  2 months ago
    Yahoo are you trying the adverse publicity route a bit like Benetton years back? Ed is ruining your reputation as a news source.
  • Rich  •  Norwich, England  •  2 months ago
    so as ED get's paid this he's a basically a professional troll
  • AML81  •  2 months ago
    Poor article, poor journalism. Gives no credit to Cardiff who played superbly.
  • chicolew  •  Brighton, England  •  2 months ago
    I would like to say ' We did win ' but it did show that we are still missing 3 or 4 players. Dalglish took over 14-15 months ago and needed maybe 8 players and has done magnificiently to get us where we are already, but do feel that the likes of Henderson, Carrol and Downing ( who was MOM yesterday ) are not up to the task. Their overall performances throughout the season have been well below par. Yesterday just highlighted the fact we are getting and can get better. Onwards and upwards nothing ventured nothing gained.
    • Joe 2 months ago
      Give them a chance to settle in. Downing is proving he can do it now. How come you do not support your home team of Brighton or did you change to the Reds after the FA defeat ?
  • alan  •  London, England  •  2 months ago
    History will show that Liverpool won the trophy, how it was won will be forgotten, by everyone except the Liverpool fans. Not exactly the greatest victory of all time, but a victory nevertheless. If they had lost.............. well the press would have had a field day. Don't think that this will exactly worry the Manc teams. But Kenny has a trophy in the cabinet already and Sir Alex.......... well time will tell
    • Joe 2 months ago
      If they had but they didn't. Man City are fine but Man U might be in administration soon like Rangers. So not really a bright future is it with Sir Alex retiring soon to his wine celler.
  • Scainer  •  2 months ago
    "Winning was considerably less important than not losing". Agreed 100%
  • E  •  London, England  •  2 months ago
    So Liverpool won by he skin of their teeth and the varnish of the woodwork!! What about Glen Johnson's shot in the first minute that didn't go in because of the skin of the varnish of the woodwork? The chances are, if that had gone in, Liverpool would probably have won 3 or 4 nil. Your comment about Liverpool's 45 shots on goal. Yes. it is a problem for :iverpool but do you realise what you are saying. To have that many shots on goal Liverpool must have been totally dominating the game, averaging one shot every two minutes!! Come on, Manc Scum, make up your mind, please, were they lucky or not? Unfortunately, Liverpool have not yet acquired the knack of scoring goals in 4 minutes of injury time or whatever you call it, but hopefully they will aquire the knack of scoring goals in normal time.
  • Priscilla Boston Jones  •  2 months ago
    69
    • A Yahoo! User 2 months ago
      Felch!
  • Joe  •  2 months ago
    Pull the udder one its Mylene Classe who writes this ( she is always talking like a baby and has milk on the brain ). So Ed is Mylene in drag. The truth is out at last.
  • ROGO  •  2 months ago
    man-up ED, and stop behaving like a petulant three year old.if any other club had won the trophies that liverpool had won in the last ten years or so (while still seen as unsuccessful) would you still be crying and #$%$ in your articles about them?grow a pair of b.llocks an just admit LFC are the most successful, 'unsuccessful' club you're ever likely to see.(see if you have the ba.lls to leave this comment up instead of acting like a little girl and taking it down like the last two)
  • Cat Flap Senior  •  2 months ago
    Early Doors knows little of the world outside the Eurosport office, having been chained to its desk and forced-f´c*ked with a thick cardboard cut-out #$%$ It cares little for football itself, preferring to focus on the largeness of male reproductive glands. Its primary interests are changing-room fist-ups, and Bent and deluded hairy men. Like many Premier players, Early Doors refers to itself only when he's shiittstabbing the third person.
  • christi  •  2 months ago
    ED we know it hearts to see Liverpool lifting the trophy but......WE WON IT put it in your brain and pres enter.
  • PETER  •  2 months ago
    Moronic story, time for the sack. Get back to doing what you best best; hack phones and go through people's dustbins
  • boo83  •  Birkenhead, England  •  2 months ago
    Is this t1t for real, Liverpool won, get over it, Cardiff played well but Liverpool deserved to win the game, Jeesh some people pee me right off! Well done to both teams, YNWA!!!!
  • COLIN F  •  London, England  •  2 months ago
    Liverpool are not the finished article yet...but they won and the premier league has been poor for the last two years utd. city etc are average but it needs a good team to come up against them to show you what's good in football. ie. Barcelona......Stop negative comments typical trash journalism, Liverpool are still and i repeat still (even after 20 years of not winning the league) the most successful British side!! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!
  • joe  •  2 months ago
    ED just could'nt help himself, all the negative things he wanted to write about, he has squeezed in anyway before he got to the real story, shame on you ED, it so obvious your a jealous Utd fan ED, could'nt just write a positive article and be happy with that.
  • Lawrence  •  Sheffield, England  •  2 months ago
    ED has had to live on UHT milk and cardboard for too long. Its about time he had a change
    • Joe 2 months ago
      He misses his mothers breast milk even at his age. Try Muslie its better than cardboard.
  • Eskimo2  •  2 months ago
    Basically what this collumn amounts to is: "Liverpool won, yeah, but imagine this...omg, what if they lost?! That would be, like...so cool"
  • Chris  •  Bangkok, Thailand  •  2 months ago
    How anti-Liverpool can one article be?? while the league cup certainly doesn't mean we're anywhere near the finished article we did win it which is more than can be said of all the other teams that entered the draws this season....and mentioning that Cardiff are the seventh placed championship team (THEY'RE ACTUALLY 6th FOR YOUR INFORMATION) means what exactly??? they put up a damn good fight which is more than can be said of Chelsea and Man City who put out their full strength teams against Liverpool and were still beaten in normal time.
    Also you ask why Suarez didn't take a penalty...well 1/ Gerrard, Adam, and Kuyt are all ahead of him in the penalty taker stakes anyway (god only knows why Adam is), and Downing and Johnson scored...so your arguement is what exactly??...Kenny Dalglish should have chosen Suarez ahead of two players who scored penalties or he should have been ahead of 3 players who usually take penalties before him??? and 2/ Just because he's a forward doen't mean he should be a penalty taker....he's missed 2 this season, did the Dutch press state that Koeman shouldn't have been their penalty taker because he was a defender or Paraguay state Chilavert shouldn't be because he was a keeper??? NO ...get some facts right in future yeah...and I really hope for my sanity you don't get paid for this otherwise there's simply no justice in the world.

Early Doors

Early Doors knows little of the world outside the Eurosport office, having been chained to its desk and forced to subsist on a thin gruel of UHT milk and cardboard. It cares little for football itself, preferring to focus on the childish histrionics and self-regarding largesse of those involved in the game. Its primary interests are training-ground bust-ups, Baby Bentleys and deluded chairmen. Like many Premier League players, Early Doors refers to itself only in the third person.

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