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    Setanta bubble bursts

    If the
    demise of Setanta tells us anything, it is that the gap between the Big Four
    and the rest is even bigger than we thought.

    We all know
    about the gulf in wealth between the Premier League's
    haves and have-mores, but in terms of interest and support, the margin is even
    greater.

    Setanta
    needed 1.9 million subscribers to stay afloat, but fell well short principally
    because their package of live rights did not include enough matches involving
    elite teams.

    Theirs were
    the third-choice games, tucked away on a Saturday or a Monday evening, while
    Sky continued to trumpet its Grand Slam Slam Dunk Home Run Shock 'N' Awe
    Sundays with full Big Four privileges.

    And that was
    that. Because, at the end of the day, who is going to pay £10 a month to watch
    Middlesbrough v Fulham or Sunderland v Portsmouth?

    In the mass
    market, people only care about the Big Four. It is the same story on this and
    every other website.

    Interest in
    articles involving the top clubs vastly outstrips the rest of the division. So
    you only have yourselves to blame the next time you see an 'Alvaro Arbeloa breaks toenail' story on these pages.

    There is a
    second tier comprising Tottenham, Everton, Aston Villa, West Ham, Manchester City
    and, er, Newcastle,
    but the bottom tier is ratings poison - unless, of course, they are getting six
    thumped past them at Old Trafford.

    Go abroad
    and what do you see? Knock-off English football shirts being sold everywhere. But
    you won't find any 'Little 16'
    shirts on that market stall in Marrakech. Apart from the odd anomaly like
    Fulham's popularity in Korea,
    it is a solid diet of big names.

    One of the
    more amusing consequences of the 39th game plan would have been Kuala Lumpur coming to terms with the fact that it had
    been assigned Stoke versus Burnley.

    For all the supposed financial might of English football, the Big Four
    are propping everyone else.

    Former culture
    secretary Andy Burnham has called for a more even distribution of wealth, but
    already the big are subsidising the smaller to the tune of tens of millions per
    season.

    Half of TV
    money is split evenly, a quarter is based on performance and a quarter
    on the number of televised matches. In 2007/08 Manchester United received the
    most, £49m, and Reading the least, £30m. It is not parity, but it is a long way
    removed from what each club could fetch if they sold their own TV rights on the
    open market.

    ED isn't calling for greater inequality - just for recognition
    that the appeal of the Premier League is reliant on a worryingly small
    percentage of teams.

    Can things
    change at the top? Chelsea
    have shown that they can, but only if you have pots of cash and Jose Mourinho. A
    decade ago, nobody would have put them in the country's
    four biggest clubs.

    Then a run of
    seven consecutive top four finishes, four domestic cups and a Champions League
    final made them hard to ignore. But Manchester City
    must start winning things before they can truly refer to themselves as 'massive'.

    Although
    Setanta's demise was painfully
    predictable, Early Doors sympathises with the 200 people who have lost their
    jobs (well, most of them - that Mourinho puppet can rot in hell).

    Fans never took to Setanta because they didn't care about competition. Most of them already had
    Sky, and now they were being asked to shell out more cash for the same
    football.

    And they had to go to the pub to watch England games, a situation made
    worse by the lack of any highlights package on terrestrial TV.

    You have to say the writing was on the walls when travelling
    England fans chanted "We hate Setanta"
    during the away World Cup qualifier against Andorra.

    It was the most virulent attack against a TV institution
    since the Tartan Army unveiled their spectacular "We hate Jimmy Hill, he's
    a poof, he's a poof"
    campaign.

    Finally,
    here's a pub quiz question that may
    rear its ugly head at some 'noughties' nostalgia night in the not-distant-enough future:
    Which player was the subject of the final top story in the setanta.com football
    section?

    The answer:
    Dinamo Zagreb striker Mario Mandzukic.

    - - -

    Douglas watch: After mocking Brazilian wunderkind Douglas yesterday,
    Early Doors asked you to defend the name's
    honour, and you obliged with a fine selection.

    British
    table tennis great Desmond Douglas

    Fictional teen
    doctor Doogie Howser, M.D.

    TV's most Scottish man Dougie Donnelly

    Isle of Man
    capital Douglas

    Hollywood royalty Douglas Fairbanks

    Former US
    Army chief Douglas MacArthur

    Internazionale
    right-back Douglas Maicon

    Boxing
    giantkiller James 'Buster' Douglas

    Punchline
    and man without a spade Douglas

    First
    President of Ireland
    Douglas Hyde

    Actor and cleft
    chin purveyor Kirk Douglas

    All Black
    and car park menace Doug Howlett

    - - -

    QUOTE OF THE DAY: "Sometimes
    you have to spend a little bit more. You can't
    compete in the top four of the Premier League unless you spend some money. We
    were looking for a player of quality and also somebody who is British because
    of the new Champions League rules. Glen Johnson fits both categories." Rafa
    Benitez does his best to convince himself that £17m Johnson is a bargain.

    FOREIGN
    VIEW:
    Another Manchester United transfer target looks like slipping through
    their fingers if you believe Marca (which you probably don't). Real Madrid have apparently given up trying to
    sign David Villa and are instead in advanced talks with Lyon over Karim
    Benzema.

    COMING UP:
    Spain v USA
    in the Confederations Cup, plus all the usual transfer silliness.
    And Early Doors hereby grants you permission to get your tennis on.

    Early Doors

    Early Doors began life as a daily vehicle for mocking Rafa Benitez - and as such represented something a prototype for the modern internet. It has now evolved into a must-read morning feature from our team of football writers. Serious or silly, penetrating or puerile, Early Doors has always got something to say on the big issues. And there's still a fair amount of Rafa mockery.

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