LONE STAR - A keen Juventus fan gets comfy early well before his side kick off at home to Galatasaray.
INCOMPARABLE - Didier Drogba breaks the deadlock for the Turkish side but it ends 2-2.
I DID AN OOPSIE - Goalkeeper Matús Kozácik made a horrid blunder as CSKA Moscow completed a 3-2 win over Group D rivals Viktoria Plzen.
OOPA GANGHAM STYLE - When you score a stoppage-time free-kick winner as glorious as Bayer Leverkusen's Jens Hegeler, you can celebrate however you want.
MY PERFORMANCE WAS 'THIS' BIG - Zlatan Ibrahimovic is either bigging himself up again, or he's about to fall over.
SHHH, DON'T TELL ANYONE - Konstantinos Mitroglou's hat-trick to give Olympiacos a 3-0 win at Anderlecht was match week two's best kept secret.
DYNAMIC DUO - Cristiano Ronaldo and Angel Di Maria were 'the money' in Real Madrid's thumping of Copenhagen.
PLEASE SWALLOW ME UP NOW - Joe Hart is set for fresh criticism after Man City's 3-1 home defeat to champions Bayern Munich.