It seems right now that that nothing can stop the juggernaut that is Bayern Munich. First they snared Barcelona's already legendary coach Pep Guardiola; then they poached their biggest domestic rival's star player, in Broussia Dortmund's Mario Goetze; and finally on Tuesday night they thrashed all-conquering Barcelona 4-0 to close in on a third Champions League final in four years.

But we at The Rundown reckon we've put together a side that could give the Bundesliga champions a run for their money.

Admittedly, we have had to send our scouts beyond the normal lists of world's biggest stars -

Fans of Manchester United and City, Arsenal, Real Madrid and Barcelona will all have been disappointed that target Mario Goetze has elected to leave Borussia Dortmund for Bayern Munich.

The Germany playmaker is one of the finest attacking midfielders outside Barcelona at the moment, the best in some eyes, although fans of Juan Mata and – now he plays through the middle – Gareth Bale will disagree.

Goetze is also the most expensive German footballer of all time, at a cool 37 million euros. But many of you will have noted that figure to be somewhat less than those bandied about for the likes of

Manchester United extended their record of English top-flight titles to 20 after beating Aston Villa 3-0. We take a look at the season in numbers...

- Manchester United have won their 20th league title and 13th in the Premier League era, both the most of all clubs.

- Boss Sir Alex Ferguson and midfielder Ryan Giggs claimed their 13^th winner’s medal, most of all managers and players, and equal to Arsenal in their club history. Paul Scholes now has 11.

- United's total of 20 titles is more than Manchester City, Tottenham Hotspur, Chelsea and Leeds United have managed combined (18).

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With four games to spare Manchester United wrapped up the Premier League title with a comfortable 3-0 win over Aston Villa.

That takes the Red Devils up to a record 20 top-flight titles in England, with manager Sir Alex Ferguson having masterminded 13 of them.

We take a look back at the trophies from an amazing era of domestic dominance from the Old Trafford club, and while the faces change (apart from Ferguson and Ryan Giggs), the trophy does not...

1992-93 - 1st - Played 42 Won 24 Drawn 12 Lost 6 For 67 Against 31 Points 84

Luis Suarez's bite on Branislav Ivanovic has outraged the football world, with many observers calling on Liverpool to offload their disgraced striker.

Now, we're not saying it's OK or anything, but let's get a sense of perspective shall we?

Suarez could have done any of the following which are definitely (maybe) much, much (slightly) worse:

1-Spitting - Not our rules; football's. It's universally recognised as the worst thing anyone can do on the pitch, even though it definitely doesn't hurt at all.

2-Diving - Although every one cheats all the time - time-wasting, shirt-pulling, stealing yards

Accounts from the Premier League clubs in 2011-12 show that the majority made a loss despite the imminent arrival of Financial Fair Play.

Manchester City spent an astronomical 87% of their turnover keeping players in Bentleys and champagne - neighbours United spent just 51% of theirs on wages - and top the wage league by some margin, if not the Premier League.

There are great success stories, with the lowest spenders on wages Swansea and Norwich successful on the pitch, but thrifty Wolves may have paid the price for a similar approach as they could go down to the third tier this season.

And

The Crucible Theatre in Sheffield has been dusted down, spruced up and is ready to host the 76th World Snooker Championship. Defending champion Ronnie O'Sullivan (pictured, above) begins the defence of his title on Saturday morning against Scotland's Marcus Campbell. The Rundown decided to take a light-hearted look at what you can expect to hear from pundits, players, punters and anybody else who fancies themselves as an expert during another 17 days of hectic action on the green baize.

1. Willie Thorne is snooker's 'Mr Maximum'

This one is utterly hopeless as it seems to be Thorne - also

Portsmouth, the 2008 FA Cup winners who were still in the Premier League in 2010, have plummeted into League Two, the fourth and lowest division in the English Football League, after relegation on Tuesday.

Portsmouth, who have been in administration for over a year, were relegated after Oldham Athletic beat Yeovil Town 1-0 in their League One game and condemned Pompey and Hartlepool to the drop.

The two managers - Lee Johnson at Oldham and Gary Johnson at Yeovil - were the first father and son to lead opposing teams in a Football League match since March 1971 but that statistic was