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    Top 10: Sport’s loveable losers

    Inspired by
    the sprinter who clocked a headline-stealing 15.66m in the men's 100m at the
    World Championships in Daegu, we take a look at the sports stars whose
    failure didn't stop them from being loved by fans.

    1. Trevor 'the Tortoise' Misapeka

    Before
    Sogelau the Snail  (see number 10) there
    was Trevor the Tortoise, aka Trevor Misapeka.

    Representing
    American Samoa, Trevor took part in the 100m heats of the World Championships
    in Canada in 2001, clocking a time of 14.28 seconds - actually an astonishing
    time considering that he tipped the scales at 21 stone.

    He kept a
    huge sense of humour about the whole thing, however, joking that he had " never
    run that far before", and claiming that, "If I was running against
    Maurice Greene, I probably would have been lapped!"

    Misapeka, a
    US College football star, had turned up in Edmonton to compete in the shot put,
    but was roped in to having a crack at the 100m after late rule changes by the
    IAAF left his team a man short.

    Watch his run here:

     2. Perry Groves

    George
    Graham's first signing as Arsenal manager rarely shone on the pitch, but his infectious
    enthusiasm and evident joy in simply playing football made him an instant hit
    with the fans. He played a key role in the League Cup win during his first
    season of 1986-87, but in 1988 lost his first team spot to Brian Marwood.

    Still,
    Groves was firmly established as a cult figure among Gooners, with fans
    regularly chanting "We all live in a Perry Groves world" to the tune
    of 'Yellow Submarine', and to this day he still has a fan club and a website. Arsenal
    fans even started a campaign to buy his autobiography upon its release in 2006,
    which has outsold memoirs penned by the likes of Frank Lampard, Rio Ferdinand
    and Ashley Cole.

    3. Chesterfield FC

    No team
    from England's third tier has reached an FA Cup final, but had it not been for
    a controversial penalty decision from David Ellery then Chesterfield surely
    would have made it in 1997 - and their heroic run made them, briefly, the
    second-favourite team of every football fan in the country.

    Led by a
    young Kevin Davies up front, Chesterfield took an unlikely 2-0 lead at Old
    Trafford over a Middlesbrough team containing the likes of Juninho, Emerson and
    Fabrizio Ravanelli.

    Italian
    striker Ravanelli got one back for Boro, but then came the key moment of the
    match as Jonathan Howard smashed a shot off the underside of the bar that
    dropped over the line.

    Replays
    showed it was a clear goal but referee Ellery refused to give it.

    Middlesbrough
    were also down to 10 men at that stage and a 3-1 deficit would surely have been
    too much.

    Craig
    Hignett levelled for Boro to send the match into extra-time and Gianluca Festa
    then gave the Premier League side the lead in the extra 30 minutes.

    A late
    equaliser from Jamie Hewitt did at least earn Chesterfield a replay, but their
    chance had gone and Boro eased to a 3-0 win.

    4. Eric 'the Eel' Moussambani

    The
    charming 22-year-old from Equatorial Guinea took up swimming just eight months
    before the Sydney Olympics in 2000, and had never swum in a 50m pool before
    lining up for his 100m freestyle heat.

    But he
    became the most famous athlete at the Games when he splashed and thrashed his
    way to the end of his heat in one minute 52.72 seconds. He not only stole the
    headlines from Pieter van den Hoogenband - who set a world record that would
    stand for eight years in the same competition - but also the hearts of sports
    fans across the world.

    Eric was
    due to swim at the 2004 Olympics under the same exemption rule, and was
    confident of a massive improvement after slashing his personal best to under 57
    seconds.

    Sadly, a
    visa bungle prevented him from taking part in Athens, and robbed him of the
    chance of an encore.

    5. Bernard Freyberg

    The
    legendary soldier and swimmer was born in the London suburb of Richmond, but moved
    to New Zealand when he was two and subsequently became the kiwis' national 100m
    champion - though it was back in his native England where he became truly
    famous for his swimming.

    During the First
    World War he served at Gallipoli, and had won a medal for an astonishing action
    which involved him swimming to-and-from shore from a ship two miles out to sea
    while towing rafts carrying oil flares and calcium lights with which to scout
    enemy positions.

    Despite
    nearly drowning, his exploits clearly whetted his appetite for swimming, and in
    1925 and 1926 he made repeated attempts to swim across the English channel.

    Yet he
    never made it across. The closest he ever came was in August 1925, when having
    braved appalling conditions from Cap Gris Nez, he got to within 500 yards of
    Dover. Utterly shattered, he paused for a break while well-wishers in boats
    cheered him on - but he was never able to get going again and had to be hauled
    into a boat and taken to shore.

    "The
    Channel has won again," read the report in The Times, "but seldom, by
    those whom it has conquered, was victory so nearly snatched from its grasp."

    Still, Freyberg
    had a happy ending: he went on to be promoted to be a General, win the Victoria
    Cross, become governor of New Zealand and end his days as a Baron.

     

    ALL SPORTS Eddie The Eagle, aka Eddie Edwards - 06. Eddie 'the Eagle' Edwards

    The
    plasterer from Cheltenham was actually a decent downhill skier who had fallen
    just short of Olympic selection in 1984, but after dabbling with the ski jump
    during training in Lake Placid, he decided to try his luck in winter sport's
    ultimate daredevil event.

    Unable to
    wear contact lenses for medical reasons, the lovably gormless-looking Edwards did
    his jumps wearing thick glasses underneath his goggles, and became an instant
    hit with crowds who fell in love with both his boggle-eyed look and his clear
    excitement every time he landed in one piece.

    He might
    have finished last in both 70m and 90m events, but ended the Games as one of
    the most famous athletes in the world - something which took him completely by
    surprise, as he told Eurosport in an interview last year.

    Eddie took
    part in the Games thanks to a rule ensuring that every country is allowed at least
    one representative in each sport - regardless of their talent.

    Sadly, the
    British Olympic Association - tedious killjoys that they are - subsequently
    implemented a rule (known as the 'Eddie the Eagle' rule) insisting that
    athletes from these isles reach a minimum qualifying standard, robbing a
    generation of untalented but plucky Brits from living their own Olympic dreams.

    7. The Jamaican bobsled team

    Jamaica? At
    the Winter Olympics? In bobsleigh racing? It only took Hollywood five years to
    put the extraordinary tale of the Caribbean island's exploits in the most
    unlikely of sports onto the silver screen via the popular John Candy comedy
    'Cool Runnings'.

    The
    real-life Jamaican team not only surprised everyone by competing at the 1988
    Winter Olympics in Canada but by also actually performing quite well. As the
    event went on they consistently improved their times and while they were never
    challenging for medals they were undoubtedly the crowd's favourite.

    However,
    they failed to finish the event after a horrific crash on their final run left
    them skidding down the track on their sides. Worried spectators looked on as
    the sled came to a rest but all four members of the team got up and walked to
    the finishing line to massive applause. They didn't carry the sled like they
    did in the movie, but hey - you have to allow those movie producers a little
    creative licence.

    8. Peter Buckley

    One of the greatest ever episodes of The Simpsons involves Homer almost
    becoming world heavyweight champion after discovering that he is unable to be
    knocked out. That could almost be a documentary about the legendary 1990s
    boxer, who was more walking punchbag than lethal pugilist.

    The Brummie fought in several weight divisions throughout his career, but
    generally took to the ring as a welterweight. At various points of his career
    he fought many of Britain's most famous boxers, including Nassem Hamed and Duke
    McKenzie.

    There was only one problem: he just wasn't very good. Of his 300
    professional fights he won just 32, just eight of which were by knockout - yet
    his passion for getting punched saw him carry on as a fighter for an incredible
    19 years. He simply loved it, often taking part in bouts where other fighters
    had pulled out injured and on very short notice - anything to get back into the
    ring.

    Still, Buckley will perhaps have the last laugh: he became a cult figure
    among British boxing fans, and a film is currently in development about his
    life. It should have an inspiring ending, at least: Buckley won his last ever
    professional bout against fellow journeyman Matin Mohammed.

    9. Derek Redmond

    The British
    400m runner was an athlete of genuine quality, the British 400m record holder
    for five years, and a member of the unstoppable 4x400m - along with Roger
    Black, Kriss Akabusi and John Regis - that won World Championship gold in 1991
    against the highly-fancied American squad.

    Yet he was
    also one of the unluckiest athletes in sporting history, being plagued by
    injuries that often kept him out of major championships, and seeing him in
    surgery repeatedly.

    That all
    looked like changing at the 1992 Olympics in Barcelona when he turned up in
    superb form, and stormed to victory in his heat and quarter-final.

    In the
    semi-finals, it all went horribly wrong. His hamstring snapped on the back straight,
    prompting his father to barge past the security guards and help him hobble
    across the line in what remains one of the most enduring images ever seen at
    the Olympics.

    Further injury
    problems continued to dog Redmond, and he was forced to retire from athletics
    in 1994.

    10. Sogelau 'the Snail' Tuvalu

    Finally,
    for those of you who might have missed it over the weekend, there is the man
    who inspired this piece: Sogelau Tuvalu of the tiny South Pacific nation of
    American Samoa.

    Tuvalu had
    originally hoped to go to South Korea to take part in the shot put, but after
    failing to qualify for the event the 17-year-old instead decided to turn his
    sights to the 100m.

    He clocked
    a stunning 15.66 seconds to go out in the opening preliminary round, but
    inspired the world by declaring himself delighted with an effort that was,
    amazingly, a personal best.

    "I believed in
    myself," he said afterward. "This is a dream come true."

    Watch his run:

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