Brazilian footballer out for two weeks with hiccups

A good kick in the nuts...............

i had the same problem a few years ago.went to the doctor three times in the same week,its not funny after a while.

I know someone who couldn't stop hiccupping once and he had to go to hospital....oh dear Leandrao that happened on Friday a week after the 13th.

A world record hiccup fit lasted 68 years.

I have the cure for hiccups...

Cuphicc is worse

Oh the poor dear. If anyone else, who does not have cancer, transplants or things like that, has hiccups they just get on wuth life. Does that mean I can call in sick if I break a fingernail (I do a lot of typing you see) so that would mean I have an unfit finger. In short, grow up you big girl's blouse.

2 weeks of Hiccupping. That's Nothing.
When I had my appendix removed I got an infection in the prostate gland. I suffered a Total Viagra Effect for 9 days solid. It was agony. You may smile, but it was so painfull.
In hospital surrounded by giggling nurses was no joke. The poor old boy in the bed opposite mine was in the last stages of Big C. He laughed for most of his last few days though.

I wonder what would have happened if he had a proper job and threw a two week sickie for hiccups?

My Father had hiccups when I was achild and he hiccuped for 14 days and 015 nights it was so bad they expected him to die so it does happen

Oh please. I had it every 20 seconds for 2 weeks once and did I get in the news? No. The world record is over 27 years non stop.

there is a tablet you can get from the doctors for this- it returns the diaghram to its correct
position as my hubby had it a few years ago and I got it from the emergency doc....

lol i hate hiccups and only way i know how to get rid of them 100% is to stick your fingers down your throat until you start wretching. works everytime

Seriously, my husband took an attack after he had a kidney transplant, and it went on for days. It wasn't in the least bit funny. He couldn't sleep or eat properly. Don't mock what you don;t know about folks!!!

He may have cancer, my brother had the same problem only to find out later that it was cancer. so let him go for cancer test

yahoo must be short on news today ?????

Oh Dear !

As long as he doesn't have to take a penalty with that condition he should be ok - the ball could go anywyere; though, I expect to see him in the HicCup final.

yeah, it is very funny unless it is you with the hiccups! but i have found that i can cure anyone's hiccups any time, including my own. it isn't rocket science and there is no mystery.

i offer the patient a ten pound note if they can concentrate and give me one big, solid, hefty hiccup. ok, start now, concentrate, look, here's the tenner, do the hiccup. i have never lost the tenner. am i serious? i have to be, otherwise it doesn't work.

i can also do the procedure on myself. i promise myself something unreasonable but which i really want, or really want to do, if i can make myself do one more hiccup. this has only failed the once, when i didn't believe i could carry out the wish. as a result i granted myself the unreasonable wish (yippee) and since then the conscious focus on the hiccup has worked in stopping my own hiccups too.

i can also teach small children to tie shoelaces and blow their noses. there are many dead simple tricks once taught that can be passed on for ever. oh yeah, and i can show anyone how to deliver a leg-spin ball, and a googly, though achieving accuracy is down to hours of practice on their part. OFSTED know nothing about education, ho ho, none of this would constitute good learning, but in my opinion an adult's job is to create a 'club of initiates' that children aspire to join. there is no mystery, the tree of knowledge grows in any soil.

have fun curing hiccups..... x

There is only one certain cure for hiccups - But it requires something inserted in the butt. The intestine tract will then calm down. It's started 99% of the time from an allergy.