Alex Torr got Rawson Springs of the Meadowhall Sunday League off to a great start when he put them ahead on 11 minutes.
Thirty second later he smashed in a second as Winn Gardens' defence and goalkeeper looked on helplessly.
And they must have been shell-shocked - as they immediately lost possession from kick-off to allow the 20-year-old to run through and slot a third with the clock (or ref Matt Tyers's stopwatch!) stating 12 minutes 10 seconds.
The Sheffield Hallam University sports science student even bagged a fourth as his side won 7-1 - and this only three days after he also scored a hat-trick against Penistone Church.
They must be confident of the timings, as they are to try and get the feat into the Guinness Book of Records.
Fastest - 90 seconds - 1964, Tommy Ross (Ross County v Nairn)
Fastest in Football League - 2:20 - 2004, James Hayter (Bournemouth v Wrexham)
Fastest in Premier League - 4:33 - 1994, Robbie Fowler (Liverpool v Arsenal)