World of Sport is going to level with you. Before 20 minutes ago it had not the faintest idea who Carly Rae Jepsen is.
Some quick Pulitzer-Prize-standard research reveals that she's a Canadian pop singer. See? We all learned something here already today.
One of World of Sport's younger colleagues has just pointed out that she did the original 'Call Me Maybe' song, which even World of Sport has heard of. If not actually heard.
But to be honest, who she is doesn't really matter for our purposes. All we care about is that this is a video of a baseball pitch so bad that it wouldn't have mattered if it had been produced by an Albanian goat herd rather than a 27-year-old who found fame on reality TV thanks to her cute puppies.
Jepsen's throw - the ceremonial first pitch at the MLB game between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Houston Astros - was so bad that it actually knocked a camera out of the hands of a professional photographer. Enjoy.