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Jim White

Phew, what a scorcher

Mon Jun 16 02:06PM

There was much mockery (some of it possibly emanating from this blog) before a ball was kicked in Euro 2008 about the television schedules. Without a home nation in contention, the chortling went, how amusing will it be for executives to have to shift ratings-bankers like soaps and light entertainment in order to accommodate matches no-one will want to watch? The game that was used as a prime example was the Czech Republic against Turkey. Tee hee, we all sniggered, you can imagine the fans of Coronation Street being delighted to see their favourite fix shunted to find room for that. No-one, thought the sarcastic, will watch that.

Which is why we pundits are almost always proven wrong. The Czechs against the Turks turned out to be the most compelling piece of televised football since the 2005 Champions League final. It was a game so arresting, so exciting, so dramatic it made you forget that you had no affiliation with either side and, instead of moaning about how England could have beaten either of these, it insisted you roar yourself hoarse. As for the concluding ten minutes, you would have had to have been in possession of a heart of stone - or to be carrying a litre of two of Greek blood in your veins - not to have leapt from your sofa in joy as the Turks gave their impression of Lazarus and came back from the dead. It was, in short, a cracker.

And the wonderful thing about it was that it was not alone. Virtually every game - except those featuring our Greek friends - has been a pulsating, riveting delight. This is a tournament which has had everything; dramatic reversals, wonderful goals, surprise results, favourites crashing, the unfancied thriving. It has even gifted us the opportunity to throw something at our radios in righteous anger when Steve McClaren, commentating on a game on the radio, expressed his disappointment that England hadn't qualified. "What a shame they're not here," he said, as if he was totally unconnected with their absence. You could almost hear the entire listening audience shouting as one at their radios demanding to know why he thought that was.

What the first phase of Euro 2008 has proved above all is that conventional wisdom on how to approach tournament football has changed. The old way was to make sure you didn't lose early on. Just get through and then attack later was the guiding principle. Italy going on to win the 1982 World Cup after three goalless draws in the preliminary matches was the template. Watching Croatia's Slaven Bilic talking before a ball had been kicked gave a clue to the new thinking. He explained that there was no margin for error at the Euros. Fail in the first game, and you were in trouble. Teams, he added, will need to attack from the start to ensure qualification.

He has been proven right. Those teams that have done just that - Portugal, Spain, his own Croatia, the glorious and life-enhancing Dutch - galloped through at the earliest opportunity, with none of the fret about permutations that comes with embracing caution. Sure, losing or drawing the first match does not necessarily mean you are out. But conversely, only the Czechs have so far countered the theory that all those nations who won their opening game are certain to progress.

This rush to attack has resulted in there being a game every night on the box to make you forget about England, forget about Steve McClaren and his comedy circus of ludicrous wags and overpaid wingers and instead concentrate on the glories of the drama. It has been great.

But of course this would not be a proper blog if it did not sound a momentary note of caution. The real test of a tournament is yet to come. The World Cup in 2006 started at a similar gallop which led to many observers claiming, at the conclusion of the group stages, that it was the finest ever. No wonder; Spain's 4-0 win against Ukraine, Germany's 4-2 triumph over Costa Rica and most of all Argentina's 6-0 defeat of Serbia were encounters to savour. But then it ground to a halt. An inverse logic took hold. The knock-out phase was hamstrung by watchfulness. Only Italy, Argentina, Brazil, Germany and France among 16 teams actually registered more than one goal in knock-out games, while Portugal managed to progress to the semis scoring only once in open play.

After the opening week and a bit we have just enjoyed in Euro 2008, we can but hope there is no repeat of that menu and that the main course lives up to the sumptuous delight of the hors d'oeuvre.
  • Comments1 - 11 of 11
  1. Just to get some of the facts straight, in 1982, Italy had two 1-1 draws in addition to a goalless opening game. The two goals scored was what got them through in fact, ahead of a Cameroon team who had two 0-0 scorelines along with the 1-1 draw against Italy.
    Other than that, a great opening 10 days indeed, and let's hope we'll see more great games like the Turkey - Czech Republic one.

    is_spcFrom is_spc on Mon Jun 16 05:27PM

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  2. Mr White what is this comment about Greek blood? What is your point exactly?You should explain yourself to all the Greeks who watch eurosport and are sick and tired of these racist comments.For your information,Greeks are happy for our neighbors great win.If you bothered to read the comments,in all eurosport topics,you would see that.Anybody in this channel's administration care to apologize?Not to mention the title "Greece monkeys" in another column.Enough is enough!

    giamakr1From giamakr1 on Mon Jun 16 06:15PM

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  3. giamakr1; not racist comments simply making humour of historical rivalry. You are way to sensitive for no reason at all. Not very spartan of you (wait do you find that racist or insulting also?)

    seriousness_oneFrom seriousness_one on Mon Jun 16 06:26PM

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  4. No historic rivalry in football mate.Not from Greeks anyway.As for humor ,it should include everybody don't you think? Italians,French,Greeks and all who underperformed in euro 08.That would show more objectivity.

    giamakr1From giamakr1 on Mon Jun 16 06:41PM

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  5. lol cry us a river giamakr1

    timvandenheuvelFrom timvandenheuvel on Tue Jun 17 06:51AM

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  6. giamakr1, calm down.

    1. the "greek blood" thing is very straightforward and I shouldn't need to explain it. but i will anyway. greece and turkey are rivals; therefore Mr White is joking that only a Greece fan could possibly have begrudged Turkey the win. if Germany had done the same, we'd have made the same joke about the Dutch; if it was England, we'd have mentioned the Scots. it's a joke, and not even a very strong one.

    2. The Greece Monkeys thing has been explained time and time again. A "Grease Monkey" is English slang for a car mechanic. Therefore the Greece Monkeys title was referring to Greece being somewhat mechanical and boring in this tournament. It is not in any way racist.

    Now please get over yourself and stop being so sensitive. There has been a bit of humour about all the teams, particularly in Early Doors, which has taken the p1ss out of pretty much everyone.

    redamaherFrom redamaher on Tue Jun 17 08:10AM

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    lucylovedavidaa029From lucylovedavidaa029 on Tue Jun 17 08:38AM

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    lucylovedavidaa029From lucylovedavidaa029 on Tue Jun 17 08:39AM

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  9. The tournament has been great, i am especially especially enjoying the Flying Dutch (proper old school wing play, so direct they make the Spanish look like old men dog walking in Granada). Hopefully the English players will rot in the corner of the 'Paper Club' under some leaking breast implants never to return.

    Cheer up giamakr1...

    P.S. Not sure about this 'lonely but hot woman', sounds a bit suspect.

    dpgoodchildFrom dpgoodchild on Tue Jun 17 05:55PM

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  10. She's lonely in Austria coz there are no dumbass Englishmen there to play with.

    eliototFrom eliotot on Wed Jun 18 05:42AM

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  11. Can you imagine what some of these Greeks would be saying if the Macedonians pulled of a win like Turkey's? Ahahahahahahaha.

    eliototFrom eliotot on Wed Jun 18 05:47AM

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