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The other Tom Cruise

Wed Dec 09 04:21PM

You'll notice this blog post is essentially a list of names. Inspired by Arsenal-left-back-cum-scary-Hollywood A-lister Tom Cruise, here are some more footballers who share their name with famous people. Michael Jackson (Former Preston, Tranmere and Blackpool defender / Dead singer) Paul Weller (Retired ex-Burnley midfielder / Modfather) James Brown (Hartlepool striker / Godfather of soul) Robbie Williams (Huddersfield left-back / hyperactive 'entertainer') Jimmy Carter…More

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