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Football's Twitterati

Fri Jun 26 08:53AM

It might just be texting on the internet, and it is most definitely baffling to anyone born before 1990, but Twitter is huge.

It played a prominent role in recent protests about the Iranian election, and it is how many people heard the news of Michael Jackson's death.

Several papers lead this morning with the fact that the Queen sent Andy Murray a letter of congratulation for winning the tennis tournament named after her.

That little nugget of 'news' came straight from Murray's Twitter account, although oddly none of the tabloids have picked up on the 'tennis player-snack name game' he has been playing since his straight-sets win against Ernests Gulbis.

Murray's suggestions: John MacEnrolo, Cod woodbridge, mardy fishcakes, prawn borg, martina haggis, mince spadea, egg rusedski, spotted dick Norman, Juan martin del popcorn, vania kingsize mars bar, gilles muller fruit corner. Novak Yorkie-ovic.

Serena Williams's page provides high comedy, not least in the following eight-stage rant about rules in the Wimbledon locker room.

'Hey! So, let's talk about Rules at the workplace, Rules that do NOT make sense! 1:24 PM Jun 22nd from web'

'There is a NEW rule at the tournament that I disagree with so I want to hold an open conversation about "Rules that do NOT make sense." 1:29 PM Jun 22nd from web'

'So, I am not pleased with this NO EATING in the Locker Room Rule. I was informed before my match that I can NOT eat in the locker room, now! 1:35 PM Jun 22nd from web'

'What doesn't make sense is that there was a lady placing bananas & health bars out for myself & the other players. How much sense does make? 1:38 PM Jun 22nd from web'

'Do you guys think I'm wrong for being upset with this new rule? 1:40 PM Jun 22nd from web'

'I will be posting a new blog on my website shortly for more details on the "No Eating in the Locker Room Rule." 1:49 PM Jun 22nd from web'

'Hey! We are NOT allowed to eat in the locker room but, they are placing bananas KIT KATS out. Now, how do you consume those food items? 12:12 PM Jun 23rd from web'

'If I can't eat in the locker room & those items are edible, I dare to think how I am supposed to "eat," when the rule states, 'No Eating." 12:18 PM Jun 23rd from web'

Even little Laura Robson is involved, while pretty much any news involving Lance Armstrong or Shaquille O'Neal is gleaned from their assorted Tweetings.

Twitter has yet to catch on properly among footballers, for whatever reason - lack of basic literacy, utter disdain for the general public, or perhaps they just don't feel the need to inform the world every time they fart or sneeze.

Anyway, here are some of the best football Twitterers (obviously none of these are verified):

Wayne Rooney: Banters gamely away with the punters but refuses to break ranks when quizzed about United's summer signings. ED likes the bit where he refers to his unborn child as 'it'.

'Yeah thanks for all questions about Coleen she's great baby is due in October and no we don't know what it is but thanks 4 all kind messages. 6:44 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie'

Rio Ferdinand: Simply has to be a genuine account given the exceptional brand of youth textspeak in which his Tweets are written. ED doesn't think the Matt Duke below is the Hull goalkeeper, but you never know. Here's Rio on the Manchester United captaincy:

'@MattDuke7777 cheers 4 the support m8 :P the gaffas give it me a few times already so u never kno but giggsy's doin a gr8 job atm! 12:25 PM Jun 11th from web in reply to MattDuke7777'

Fernando Torres: His impressive English - written in proper words that ED can understand - puts Rio to shame.

'this baby's going to be a kicker!! it's been going day long. :) happy sharing this with you, sorry for not replying to all, goodnight. 4:19 PM Jun 8th from web'

Peter Crouch: Only ever used Twitter on April 1, and showed exactly why he is much more of a celebrity than he has any right to be. Made six tweets, five of them to other celebs: Sugababe Keisha Buchanan, Fearne Cotton, Holly Willoughby, Scott Mills, Comedy Dave.

Cristiano Ronaldo: It really does seem to be him, although it's mostly links to music he likes. Anyway, here's his reaction to the Michael Jackson news:

'RT mitcha o que michael jackson falou quando chegou no ceu? R: Deixa eu ver esse menino jesus! about 5 hours ago from web'

Ryan Giggs: Full of random details, consequently a good read. Includes a review of The Hangover - "What a funny film, I would say stepbrothers is funnier though."

'I'm getting the train now with the Neville brothers. 7:28 AM May 20th from TweetDeck'

Carlos Tevez: Another one not in English, for obvious reasons. ED notes that Tevez is following Fidel Castro, and that on June 11 he pondered: "Which club will I go to?"

Jonathan Woodgate: Hardly prolific but there is a certain charm to his mini-anecdotes about visiting the dentist and showing his mum how to use YouTube.

Steven Gerrard: Frighteningly dull. None of the day-to-day minutiae that make Twitter fun. Just infrequent, platitudinous rubbish.

Others on Twitter:

Brad Guzan

Darren Fletcher (complete with self-deprecating URL)

Frank Lampard 

Rohan Ricketts

Danny Dichio

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QUOTE OF THE DAY: "So, for anyone who is unclear or may have misunderstood what my position is, let me make myself absolutely crystal clear. I am wholeheartedly committed to Arsenal and my future lies with this great club." ED has a funny feeling this quote from Cesc Fabregas is going to look very silly before too long.

FOREIGN VIEW: Indian officials were left red-faced when 16 of the 30 boys selected for a training camp for the Asian under-16 championships qualifiers were found to be overaged.

The problem was exposed when the players underwent MRI tests in Goa, the Times of India reported on Thursday.

"We are aware of the MRI results, but we are re-enquiring with state associations," All India Football Federation general secretary Alberto Colaco told the paper. "We are investigating at the moment."

COMING UP: A double bill of Euro U21 semi-finals. First up is England v Sweden at 17:00 UK time, then Italy v Germany at 19:45.

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RIP Michael Jackson
  1. NAT IL NAT TEL YER WEEF SASHA BAT OM SHAR SHAY KNOWS YE PEEK OT OLER WEMON WE AL AY.

    donneybyeFrom donneybye on Fri Jun 26 05:34PM

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  2. 341 LoL

    saschavanpraaghFrom saschavanpraagh on Fri Jun 26 05:34PM

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  3. It was a great night out, I watched the game in an Irsh pub in Liverpool.

    andy_lycettFrom andy_lycett on Fri Jun 26 05:37PM

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  4. Thanks Donny, but I'm not to watch when she's here. Does she know, or does she not like tennis?;-)

    saschavanpraaghFrom saschavanpraagh on Fri Jun 26 05:38PM

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  5. 3-0 @ Malmoeeee

    saschavanpraaghFrom saschavanpraagh on Fri Jun 26 05:38PM

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  6. 3-0 England. Get in

    andy_lycettFrom andy_lycett on Fri Jun 26 05:38PM

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  7. #344 Andy, could have been the same pub. It was about 5 min walk to Anfield for us.

    saschavanpraaghFrom saschavanpraagh on Fri Jun 26 05:41PM

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  8. middle of town for me

    andy_lycettFrom andy_lycett on Fri Jun 26 06:01PM

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  9. Did it go to Pens?

    andy_lycettFrom andy_lycett on Fri Jun 26 06:01PM

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  10. #153 - Jamie - you need to let it go man child.

    Don't cry out loud ;-)

    johnnywilkinsonFrom johnnywilkinson on Fri Jun 26 06:53PM

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  11. Serena looks like she's eaten way too much already!

    twomjcFrom twomjc on Fri Jun 26 11:56PM

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  12. Good Morning guys ;)

    nathwardFrom nathward on Sat Jun 27 10:37AM

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  13. hahahahahah that's awesome i love the posts of some of the players lolz :D

    svayam001From svayam001 on Sat Jun 27 02:54PM

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  14. ronaldo´s little joke was quite amusing, haven´t read all the comments but anybody agree that Twatter is a more appropriate name?

    paul091054From paul091054 on Sat Jun 27 06:45PM

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  15. Ronaldo's quote is so rude it's not funny

    wa.irvineFrom wa.irvine on Sun Jun 28 02:06AM

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  16. This was the worse blog yet. Even parker will be better this week. How have you let this happen ED?

    frostyg02ukFrom frostyg02uk on Sun Jun 28 07:50PM

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