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United: Europe's Spurs

Wed Jul 01 08:48AM

Sighs of relief all round at Old Trafford, then. For a minute it looked like Manchester United might not be able to field a full team next season, and would have to recruit some 13-year-old ringers from the local park.

But now they have splashed £16 million on Antonio Valencia (pictured). Who cares whether he is the right player? He's a player. And given the summer they have had so far, United will be grateful to get anybody on board.

It is the kind of signing that must make Arsene Wenger pound his fists in that ineffective way of his. The Arsenal boss and his scouts comb the world for emerging talents in the hope of landing a bargain. United just wait until a player is good, then they buy him.

A couple of years ago, Wigan signed Valencia for a fraction of the price they received from United. But having just had £80m dumped into their bank account in exchange for Cristiano Ronaldo, does it really matter if United overpay by £10m or so?

He might lack Franck Ribery's X-factor, but Valencia is quick, skilful and young, and Fergie knows he can do the business in the Premier League.

It is roughly the same price United paid for Serbian duo Zoran Tosic and Adem Ljajic, and less than they paid for Nani.

So a winger with a proven record of success in the Premier League seems like no bad thing - but then you have to be a certain kind of club to compensate for £32m of shaky spending by splashing out another £16m.

United are the big fish of the Premier League, snapping up Valencias, Carricks and Berbatovs from their smaller rivals.

But English football's great white shark encounters a blue whale of a club when it comes to dealings in Europe.

Real Madrid have already sucked Ronaldo from their clutches like just another piece of plankton, and are now busy hoovering up all United's main transfer targets.

Curiously, English 'giants' struggle to sign players who have already established themselves as world-class. Is it the weather? Is it the prospect of getting kicked by Joey Barton? Or is it that top stars hate Richard Keys?

Whatever the reason, United find it difficult to compete for those blue riband players. They are to Real Madrid what Tottenham are to them. And given Tottenham's status as a frequent laughing stock in the transfer market, that's not a good thing for Fergie.

Most of his major signings involve bringing players of obvious quality to a bigger club (Valencia, Wayne Rooney, Ruud van Nistelrooy), or taking expensive punts on talented youngsters who may or may not be the next great thing (Ronaldo, Anderson, Nani).

But it seems that when faced with competition from La Liga's giants, United are unable to land that big catch (yes, broken metaphor alert - the clubs have just morphed from fish into fishermen).

Back in 2003 Ronaldinho snubbed United to join a Barcelona side that had just finished sixth, and this summer Ribery, David Villa and Karim Benzema appeared to go off limits as soon as Real Madrid expressed an interest.

Benzema might yet end up at Old Trafford, but only if Real decide they don't want him. He will be the scrawny trout that Florentino Perez chucks back into the river.

Even though the Premier League is demonstrably the strongest domestic competition in the world, its top clubs still lack the same allure as a transfer destination as Madrid, Barcelona or even Milan.

Still, ED suspects United will survive, especially with the £16m outlay being widely seen as just the starter for 10 of an epic spending binge.

Contrast United's largesse with Burnley, who yesterday splashed out a club record £3m fee to bring in Steven Fletcher from Hibernian.

Although Fletcher's record of one goal per three games in the SPL hardly suggests a world-class talent, he is almost certainly a more significant signing than Valencia.

While Valencia becomes just another component of a 30-man squad - virtually interchangeable with Park Ji-Sung or Nani - Fletcher's performances could very well determine whether or not Burnley survive in the top flight.

If Fletcher fails, Burnley cannot just conjure more money to sign another striker - they are stuck with what they have.

Fletcher might be the most important purchase Burnley ever make. Nobody is going to say that about Valencia and United.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY:
How I was tapped up on multiple occasions then screwed more money out of my club then ignored my wife's wishes, by Nemanja Vidic: "My wife Ana is unhappy with our lifestyle in Manchester but I am not going to change my mind as I am happy with the team and Manchester and the club's ambitions for next season. I got offers from Milan, Barcelona and Real Madrid and I played a very honest game - I disclosed all these offers to my boss Sir Alex. He reacted quickly. I was told he was raising my pay to bring it to the level where my reputation is in the Premier League and Europe.  After Milan and Real Madrid made their offers, Barcelona came in - they wanted to pay 30 million euros for my services but after Sir Alex's move, I am definitely staying in Manchester until my contract expires in 2012.  I don't care that I will still not be paid as much as my good friends Rio Ferdinand or Wayne Rooney but I guess I will be at the same level as Berbatov and Carrick."

FOREIGN VIEW: An estimated 50,000 people turned out at the Bernabeu for the presentation of Kaka by Real Madrid yesterday. All they were missing was Sky Sports News's ace reporter Jim White telling them they were the best fans in the world.

COMING UP: It's a belting line-up the Wimbledon quarter-finals, while on a football note the proper Jim White (not the abovementioned irritatingly enthusiastic one) will be dropping some pearls of wisdom.

  1. #93 - Catch yourself on wee lad, although you are intitled to your opinion (i.e. Man Utd Blinkers)

    who_are_ya_85From who_are_ya_85 on Wed Jul 01 12:50PM

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  2. Lurking away are we?

    who_are_ya_85From who_are_ya_85 on Wed Jul 01 12:57PM

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  3. JUSTICE!!!

    who_are_ya_85From who_are_ya_85 on Wed Jul 01 12:57PM

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  4. why

    bobo.spambleFrom bobo.spamble on Wed Jul 01 01:07PM

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  5. eh

    bobo.spambleFrom bobo.spamble on Wed Jul 01 01:07PM

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  6. not

    bobo.spambleFrom bobo.spamble on Wed Jul 01 01:07PM

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  7. 100

    bobo.spambleFrom bobo.spamble on Wed Jul 01 01:08PM

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  8. Bobo you git blindsiding me with your speed wagon :-(

    annieh97From annieh97 on Wed Jul 01 01:10PM

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  9. Kev - 88 - isnt that every liverpool fans assessment of liverpool? ;-)

    doobie.doobiedooFrom doobie.doobiedoo on Wed Jul 01 01:12PM

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  10. 96 - Nice - Cryptic but Nice!!!!! ;-)

    edgar_friendlyFrom edgar_friendly on Wed Jul 01 01:14PM

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  11. thanks annie, and btw, either lose some weight or remind to turn the lights off next i'm on top when we 69.
    i burnt my arse last time :(

    bobo.spambleFrom bobo.spamble on Wed Jul 01 01:15PM

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  12. :-)

    annieh97From annieh97 on Wed Jul 01 01:20PM

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  13. Bobo your not supposed to light farts when having sex!

    doobie.doobiedooFrom doobie.doobiedoo on Wed Jul 01 01:20PM

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  14. Your = something that is yours / belongs to you.

    You're = Short for You are.....

    Grrrrr Post 93!!! :-(

    edgar_friendlyFrom edgar_friendly on Wed Jul 01 01:20PM

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  15. NOOOOOOOOOOO - MON is looking to target Sol Campbell to bolster our defense! HE's TOO OLD! Jees!

    doobie.doobiedooFrom doobie.doobiedoo on Wed Jul 01 01:23PM

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  16. Ince to MK Dons, easy; he'll be the first manager to be sacked in the new season

    saschavanpraaghFrom saschavanpraagh on Wed Jul 01 01:25PM

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  17. Well said sivirtue. We're in England,we play in English weather and do all things English.It's nice to play the foreign teams and to play in exotic places now and again,but our leagues are here for our teams and our interests almost every week in the year. I wouldn't change that ,we need not feel envious of anyone.

    kel.palmerFrom kel.palmer on Wed Jul 01 01:27PM

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  18. 109, I've got sky by the pool:-)

    saschavanpraaghFrom saschavanpraagh on Wed Jul 01 01:27PM

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  19. Jay - if your about - is Philippe Senderos any good? MON's looking at himas well!

    doobie.doobiedooFrom doobie.doobiedoo on Wed Jul 01 01:28PM

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  20. Sascha - remember what i said about electricity and water??? well some one has been paid to mix the two after that last comment!! ;-)

    doobie.doobiedooFrom doobie.doobiedoo on Wed Jul 01 01:31PM

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  21. 112 He's ok Steph, bit inconsistend

    saschavanpraaghFrom saschavanpraagh on Wed Jul 01 01:33PM

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  22. Steve as Jay isnt around Ill help ya out - Senderos had a few execellent international games but is slow and capable of Bramble-levels of incompetency. If he improved his concentration, he could replace the centre backs AV have lost in the last 2 seasons

    annieh97From annieh97 on Wed Jul 01 01:34PM

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  23. 112 - He is the Swiss equivalent of Titus Bramble, but in absolute fairness, he is a lot better than that, although he is always prone to at least one gaffe a game. Can't ever remember a man-of-the-match performance from him.

    edgar_friendlyFrom edgar_friendly on Wed Jul 01 01:37PM

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  24. Freaky-Deaky-Annie........!!!! They say that great minds think alike!! (And that fools rarely differ, I know!!)

    edgar_friendlyFrom edgar_friendly on Wed Jul 01 01:38PM

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  25. lol Steve we are great fools aint we ;-)

    annieh97From annieh97 on Wed Jul 01 01:41PM

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  26. Anne & Steve - thanks! i think! ;-)

    doobie.doobiedooFrom doobie.doobiedoo on Wed Jul 01 01:45PM

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  27. Bottom of the Page

    annieh97From annieh97 on Wed Jul 01 01:53PM

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  28. Top of the page

    annieh97From annieh97 on Wed Jul 01 01:53PM

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  29. Was it as good for you as for.....Damn, you where bottem and top;-)

    saschavanpraaghFrom saschavanpraagh on Wed Jul 01 01:58PM

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  30. #109, make that Mark Wotte

    saschavanpraaghFrom saschavanpraagh on Wed Jul 01 02:03PM

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