Wed Jul 01 08:48AM
Sighs of relief all round at Old Trafford, then. For a minute it looked like Manchester United might not be able to field a full team next season, and would have to recruit some 13-year-old ringers from the local park.
But now they have splashed £16 million on Antonio Valencia (pictured). Who cares whether he is the right player? He's a player. And given the summer they have had so far, United will be grateful to get anybody on board.
It is the kind of signing that must make Arsene Wenger pound his fists in that ineffective way of his. The Arsenal boss and his scouts comb the world for emerging talents in the hope of landing a bargain. United just wait until a player is good, then they buy him.
A couple of
years ago, Wigan signed Valencia
for a fraction of the price they received from United. But having just had £80m
dumped into their bank account in exchange for Cristiano Ronaldo, does it
really matter if United overpay by £10m or so?
He might lack Franck Ribery's X-factor, but Valencia is quick, skilful and young, and Fergie knows he can do the business in the Premier League.
It is roughly the same price United paid for Serbian duo Zoran Tosic and Adem Ljajic, and less than they paid for Nani.
So a winger with a proven record of success in the Premier League seems like no bad thing - but then you have to be a certain kind of club to compensate for £32m of shaky spending by splashing out another £16m.
United are the big fish of the Premier League, snapping up Valencias, Carricks and Berbatovs from their smaller rivals.
But English football's great white shark encounters a blue whale of a club when it comes to dealings in Europe.
Real Madrid have already sucked Ronaldo from their clutches like just another piece of plankton, and are now busy hoovering up all United's main transfer targets.
Curiously, English 'giants' struggle to sign players who have already established themselves as world-class. Is it the weather? Is it the prospect of getting kicked by Joey Barton? Or is it that top stars hate Richard Keys?
Whatever the reason, United find it difficult to compete for those blue riband players. They are to Real Madrid what Tottenham are to them. And given Tottenham's status as a frequent laughing stock in the transfer market, that's not a good thing for Fergie.
Most of his major signings involve bringing players of obvious quality to a bigger club (Valencia, Wayne Rooney, Ruud van Nistelrooy), or taking expensive punts on talented youngsters who may or may not be the next great thing (Ronaldo, Anderson, Nani).
But it seems that when faced with competition from La Liga's giants, United are unable to land that big catch (yes, broken metaphor alert - the clubs have just morphed from fish into fishermen).
Back in 2003 Ronaldinho snubbed United to join a Barcelona side that had just finished sixth, and this summer Ribery, David Villa and Karim Benzema appeared to go off limits as soon as Real Madrid expressed an interest.
Benzema might yet end up at Old Trafford, but only if Real decide they don't want him. He will be the scrawny trout that Florentino Perez chucks back into the river.
Even though the Premier League is demonstrably the strongest domestic competition in the world, its top clubs still lack the same allure as a transfer destination as Madrid, Barcelona or even Milan.
Still, ED suspects United will survive, especially with the £16m outlay being widely seen as just the starter for 10 of an epic spending binge.
Contrast United's largesse with Burnley, who yesterday splashed out a club record £3m fee to bring in Steven Fletcher from Hibernian.
Although Fletcher's record of one goal per three games in the SPL hardly suggests a world-class talent, he is almost certainly a more significant signing than Valencia.
While Valencia becomes just another component of a 30-man squad - virtually interchangeable with Park Ji-Sung or Nani - Fletcher's performances could very well determine whether or not Burnley survive in the top flight.
If Fletcher fails, Burnley cannot just conjure more money to sign another striker - they are stuck with what they have.
Fletcher might be the most important purchase Burnley ever make. Nobody is going to say that about Valencia and
United.
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QUOTE OF THE DAY: How I was tapped up on multiple occasions then screwed more
money out of my club then ignored my wife's
wishes, by Nemanja Vidic: "My wife Ana is unhappy with our lifestyle in
Manchester but I am not going to change my mind as I am happy with the team and
Manchester and the club's ambitions
for next season. I got offers from Milan, Barcelona and Real Madrid
and I played a very honest game - I disclosed all these offers to my boss Sir
Alex. He reacted quickly. I was told he was raising my pay to bring it to the
level where my reputation is in the Premier League and Europe.
After Milan
and Real Madrid made their offers, Barcelona
came in - they wanted to pay 30 million euros for my services but after Sir
Alex's move, I am definitely staying
in Manchester
until my contract expires in 2012. I don't care that I will still not be paid as much as my
good friends Rio Ferdinand or Wayne Rooney but I guess I will be at the same
level as Berbatov and Carrick."
COMING UP: It's a belting line-up the Wimbledon quarter-finals, while on a football note the proper Jim White (not the abovementioned irritatingly enthusiastic one) will be dropping some pearls of wisdom.
#93 - Catch yourself on wee lad, although you are intitled to your opinion (i.e. Man Utd Blinkers)
Lurking away are we?
JUSTICE!!!
why
eh
not
100
Bobo you git blindsiding me with your speed wagon 
Kev - 88 - isnt that every liverpool fans assessment of liverpool? 
96 - Nice - Cryptic but Nice!!!!! 
thanks annie, and btw, either lose some weight or remind to turn the lights off next i'm on top when we 69.
i burnt my arse last time 

Bobo your not supposed to light farts when having sex!
Your = something that is yours / belongs to you.
You're = Short for You are.....
Grrrrr Post 93!!! 
NOOOOOOOOOOO - MON is looking to target Sol Campbell to bolster our defense! HE's TOO OLD! Jees!
Ince to MK Dons, easy; he'll be the first manager to be sacked in the new season
Well said sivirtue. We're in England,we play in English weather and do all things English.It's nice to play the foreign teams and to play in exotic places now and again,but our leagues are here for our teams and our interests almost every week in the year. I wouldn't change that ,we need not feel envious of anyone.
109, I've got sky by the pool
Jay - if your about - is Philippe Senderos any good? MON's looking at himas well!
Sascha - remember what i said about electricity and water??? well some one has been paid to mix the two after that last comment!! 
112 He's ok Steph, bit inconsistend
Steve as Jay isnt around Ill help ya out - Senderos had a few execellent international games but is slow and capable of Bramble-levels of incompetency. If he improved his concentration, he could replace the centre backs AV have lost in the last 2 seasons
112 - He is the Swiss equivalent of Titus Bramble, but in absolute fairness, he is a lot better than that, although he is always prone to at least one gaffe a game. Can't ever remember a man-of-the-match performance from him.
Freaky-Deaky-Annie........!!!! They say that great minds think alike!! (And that fools rarely differ, I know!!)
lol Steve we are great fools aint we 
Anne & Steve - thanks! i think! 
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#109, make that Mark Wotte
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