Wed Nov 18 08:49AM
It you are one of those insular types who thinks that Blackburn v Burnley is the biggest rivalry in world football, or who excitedly predicts 'it's all going to go off' whenever one of 3,718 annual London derbies takes place, Early Doors advises you to watch today's World Cup play-off between Egypt and Algeria.
The two teams have hated each other for a while - at least since 1989 when Egypt's doctor lost an eye after getting glassed in the face by an Algerian player.
Today's game was rendered necessary by the Pharaohs' extraordinary 2-0 win on Saturday, featuring a crucial 95th-minute header by Emad Motaeb, which left the two countries with identical records in their group.
The fixture in Cairo was marred by violence. Three Algerian players were injured when the team bus was stoned, while skirmishes broke out all over the place, including at a joint pop concert by crooners Cheb Khaled and Mohamed Mounir, which is a bit like a Michael Buble gig descending into chaos.
The shockwaves were felt as far away as France, where rioting took place in three major cities including Marseille, where thugs set fire to, and sank, several boats in the harbour.
Rather than playing the game at a genuinely neutral venue like Dubai or - here's an idea - South Africa, CAF chose the most politically unstable venue they could find; Sudan.
Why Sudan? Presumably Somalia was booked up.
A 15,000-strong police force will attempt to keep rival fans apart, but if things do get out of hand you can rely on the two teams to calm everybody down.
Oh, what's that? You can't.
Algerian FA chief Mohammed Raouraoua blamed Saturday's violence on his Egyptian counterpart Samir Zaher, whom he described as: "The origin of all the events that have occurred, including the barbaric aggression that injured our players."
Egpyt, meanwhile, denied the bus attack ever took place, presumably accusing the bloodied Algerian players of some Harlequins-style fakery.
And if a chance to watch a live expression of pure hatred were not inducement enough, let's not forget there is a place at the World Cup for the winner.
All told, it rather knocks the European play-offs into a cocked hat. Still, we've got live coverage of the whole World Cup shebang, including all the build up from the Stade de France where our resident Irishman Sean Fay will be donning his oversized green, white and orange hat to cheer on Trap's boys.
Watch Egypt v Algeria LIVE at 5.30pm on Wednesday on British Eurosport (Sky 410 / Virgin Media 521); Also available on your PC via the Eurosport Player
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Liverpool have risked angering Alex Ferguson after apparently endorsing a film that portrays Gary Neville and him in a somewhat unflattering manner.
Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher both make brief cameos in a film that features a Fergie lookalike as a whisky-swilling 'McTaggart', who phones up a Gary Neville character called 'Rat Boy'.
Early Doors is fine with anything that stokes up tension between the two clubs, but it was horrified by the less-than-razor-sharp wit.
In case the humour is too subtle for you, let ED explain. Ferguson has a red face and comes from Glasgow, hence McTaggart. And Gary Neville looks a little bit like a rat.
That sort of puerile name-calling should be kept to the playground, or possibly a morning football blog, not projected on to the big screen.
ED hears Rio Ferdinand is planning to bankroll a response, featuring Rafa Benitez as a fat Spanish waiter, and Carra and Gerrard as shellsuit-wearing scallies with hubcaps under their arms.
Except United wouldn't respond. It's nothing to do with showing restraint or taking the moral high road - more an unshakeable belief that their innate superiority entitles them not to get involved in tit-for-tat name-calling.
The film neatly illustrates the difference between the two clubs' mentalities.
Liverpool are bitterly adversarial, determined to make everything about United, even when it isn't.
United are so arrogant, it wouldn't even occur to them to think about Liverpool during a European final.
Neither standpoint has any merit, but it's nice to think that England's top clubs can find a variety of ways to be obnoxious.
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QUOTE OF THE DAY: Wayne Rooney on Fabio Capello: "It's just little things. Like when he walks down the
corridor past you. The way he holds
himself, the way he looks at you. You just know he's
a tough man - he has that aura about him. Sometimes he just walks by as if you're not even there and it can be quite intimidating.
When we get to the England
camp we're there for football - not
to discuss his private life or talk about art." That news again - Rooney
does not discuss art with Capello.
FOREIGN VIEW: Asian Cup holders Iraq face being kicked out of world football after the country's FA was disbanded by a rival sports authority.
"FIFA has learnt that the Iraqi Olympic Committee announced the dissolution of the governing board of the Iraqi Football Association," a FIFA statement said.
"The basis on which such a decision could be taken is incomprehensible to FIFA. This stands in total contradiction with IFA and FIFA statutes."
The leaders of Iraq's Olympic committee and the Iraqi Football Association have been embroiled in a power struggle for control of the sport for at least a year.
Olympic committee members blame the IFA for a continuing FIFA ban on Iraq hosting international matches due to lingering insecurity.
FIFA this year allowed Iraq to host its first friendlies since the 2003 US-led invasion, and Iraq beat Palestine in two matches played in the northern city of Arbil and in Baghdad. But the general ban remains in place.
The Olympic committee has demanded the IFA elect a new governing board but the football federation has refused to do so.
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I hate you guys.
4-I love your Gold Cup
5 - lol
Mangwanani.
I guess playing in Sudan was to enable as many fans to attend. Libya might then have been a better venue. Better still, in a further away place with no spectators like Zim-Egypt a few years back (after Egypt fans had injured ZZim coach with a rock to the head).
your a bit of a pratt sometimes arent you E.D
Fair enough there is mickey taking in the film about S.A and "ratboy" but there is also plenty of mickey taking out of liverpool...so "calm down Calm down" and stop being an idiot.
Yeah I think Ireland is playing tonight....
D'oh... had a ralph colmar moment there

#9 - They do though don't they??
OH MY GOD, EUROSPORT IS SHOWING A MATCH LIVE ON TV WHICH IS ACTUALLY WORTH WATCHING!
THATS HEADLINE NEWS IF I EVER SEEN IT.
THE FIFPRO UNDER 17 AUDIENCE WILL BE DEVASTATED
Work s.ucks... Can't jump on the Eurostar this afternoon 
Morning guys is Katie Price out yet?
Gutted Kev, but hope you'll be celebrating rather than comiserating in a pub somewhere after the game!
ED where are my highly relevant posts you @#$%
France lose 1-0 and go out on pens after Given saves 3!!!
#17 - Hopefully she stays in the jungle where she belongs
Is that the Wiki stand point Steve?
I can't go through another World Cup supporting Argentina... COME ON YOU BOYS IN GREEN... Keep the faith!
Egypt v Algeria - in Sudan. Has all the makings of either an absolute disaster or TV Gold!!
22 lol she is a tramp isnt she her and Kerry Katona are both w'ankers
I only want post 31 nearly there perhaps I will get topsy too lets try for it 
I only want post 31 nearly there perhaps I will get topsy too lets try for it 
I only want post 31 nearly there perhaps I will get topsy too lets try for it 
I only want post 31 nearly there perhaps I will get topsy too lets try for it 
I only want post 31 nearly there perhaps I will get topsy too lets try for it 
#21 - If you want to support a team full of players who deserted your club team in search of a bigger club, that's fine by me! But poor Lawrence, St. Ledger and Kilbane need some local British Support
"Rooney does not discuss art with Capello". Made my day ED.
Team Andre,tard all the way
3-0 to France, I think, but miracles can always happen.
absolute cowardly behaviour by gordon smith and the sfa again. from start to finish they have belittled burley, failed to back him, and when the fans are finally beginning to turn on the sfa, they take the pressure off themselves by sacking him, even though they promised not to judge on friendlies. pathetic. smith has to go and the rest of the sfa fossils.
craig levien would be mad to take the scotland job, he is too good a manager and strong an opinion to work under a clown like smith. the only good that could come out of levien being appointed scotland manager is he might (if given the backing, which i doubt) start weeding out the rubbish from the sfa, this includes smith though, so i throughly expect another 'yes' man to be given the job on the cheap.
smiths muggy comments about the sacking are probably the worst part of this whole sorry affair. the 'unacceptable defeat to wales' and 'george wasnt meeting the sfa's expectations'?! whats your expectations smith, cos u sure as hell havent met the fans, from appointing a manager, to backing him, to boozegate, to macedonia in 33 degree heat, to norway before a ball has been kicked?! all sfa decisions, all balls ups.
if burley has to go for his mistakes, smith has to be held to task for his catastrophic mistakes.
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